friendly welcome to Worthington Hills, Ohio +303 • 94% in 4 hours 66 comments

Channel
/r/fuckcars
@fuckcars
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Cite this entry
520subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001545342759 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @fuckcars |
| Created | 30 June 2021 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 17 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 17 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/fuckcars |
Topic
Automotive — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 83% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 17 Sept 2026, 14:40 | 520 | +2 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 22:46 | 518 | -2 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 10:46 | 520 | +2 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 08:48 | 518 | -1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 13:15 | 519 | -1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 04:03 | 520 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 18:05 | 520 | first reading |
Engagement
14 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 14 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 39s
- Average length
- 39s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
In NYC our City Council has decided to fight Zohran on everything, and that apparently even includes cars and micromobility. They just put this out: +295 • 96% in 3 hours • link | 50 comments
Piazza Sigmund Freud transformed from an asphalt car park to a small garden with tree-lined flowerbeds, wider sidewalks in stone, cycle-pedestrian paths made of waterproof concrete, water features, and kiosks. ( Milan, Italy ) +226 • 100% in 5 hours 13 comments
Driver who killed cyclist with 2 rear lights spared jail time +171 • 100% in 3 hours 15 comments
How many solar panels are required to power the entire world? +437 • 92% in 4 hours • link | 79 comments
The cars most likely to kill *other drivers* +299 • 98% in 3 hours 42 comments
NYC has brought back giant, hard to remove stickers for cars that don't move for street cleaning. I propose we add another: +2.688 • 94% in 5 hours 151 comments
Congratulations, you spent $100,000 on a 7 series but that's not enough money for BMW so here's a Spiderman ad in your car +789 • 99% in 1 hour 87 comments
Graphic of the typical blind spots in front of cars +261 • 97% in 1 hour 32 comments
Big US-style trucks are killing more pedestrians in Australia +120 • 98% in 2 hours • link | 4 comments
Which One of You is a Writer on Ted Lasso? +260 • 98% in 4 hours 36 comments
The world is burning because of dudes like this +16 • 100% in 1 hour 0 comments
Showing the 12 most recent of 14 posts we hold for @fuckcars. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“/r/fuckcars” (@fuckcars), 520 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/fuckcars.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.