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Офигительные идеи🦄

@figaning_ideas

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551subscribers

+1 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001162247797
TypeChannel
Username@figaning_ideas
Created22 February 2018measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 August 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/figaning_ideas

Growth

550551550.56 August 2026 — 550 subscribers7 August 2026 — 550 subscribers16 August 2026 — 551 subscribers6 August 202616 August 2026
3 measurements spanning 9 days, net +1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 550–551 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Aug 2026, 07:14551+1
7 Aug 2026, 18:31550no change
6 Aug 2026, 20:05550first reading

Engagement

11 posts held, back to 5 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
11.1%
avg views ÷ 551 subscribers
Avg views / post
61.2
11 posts measured
Reaction rate
7.53%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
11
of 11 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 10 of 11 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 6 August 2026
Posts held11 (5 August 20266 August 2026)
Views total673
Reactions total47
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken6 Aug 2026, 20:05 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

47 reactions across 10 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🥰1634.0%
🔥714.9%
😁714.9%
🤔612.8%
👍48.51%
❤‍🔥36.38%
24.26%
👌12.13%
🤣12.13%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 11 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 47reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 11 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

6 Aug 2026, 18:57 UTC35 views4 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Вот в СССР у государства была монополия, и все товары становились говном, и сейчас у меГакорпораций почти монополия, и все товары становятся говном. Кино-говно, еда-говно, машины-говно и т.д. А теперь представьте будущее: ВСЕ ЗВЁЗДЫ ОХВАЧЕНЫ СФЕРАМИ ДАЙСОНА, ЧТОБЫ ПИТАТЬ ВСЕЛЕНСКИЙ РАЗУМ. ВСЕЛЕНСКАЯ МОНОПОЛИЯ НА ВСЁ...

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6 Aug 2026, 18:30 UTC33 views8 reactionsread 6 August 2026

A concept for you to consider: Near future hard sci-fi A small crew wakes up from cryosleep approaching the planet they were sent to colonize 100+ light years away from earth They then find out that right after they left earth a FTL travel method was discovered, there is already an entire civilization of humans living on the planet, and their mission has basically been forgotten about by the average person

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6 Aug 2026, 12:33 UTC67 views3 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Если решите писать фэнтези про эльфов - сперва ознакомьтесь с эпохой Хейан в Японии. Для образца. Там было понятие о 72 сезонах, каждый по 5-6 дней. Каждому сезону соответствовали свои слова. В поэзии надо было использовать только соответственные сезону слова. За стихи с неправильными словами вас могли отправить в ссылку к вонючим диким крестьянам. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlL3QP6-zDk Ваши эльфы конечно не о

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6 Aug 2026, 10:44 UTC51 views2 reactionsread 6 August 2026

...Похвалил Францию, теперь поругаю Францию. Идея акции. Собрать французских философов и избить их из мести за камбоджийскую интеллигенцию.

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6 Aug 2026, 10:43 UTC49 viewsread 6 August 2026

А ведь можно половить этот фильм в волнах вероятности. Золушка - французская сказка, так? Во Франции снимают много фильмов, так? И многие французские вещи - это что-то "вот такое", эксцентрично-эротичное, так? Значит вероятность что подобный фильм уже существует - довольно высока! ...Вообще перспективная область поиска: французские фильмы по французским сказкам. Красная Шапочка, Кот в Сапогах, Красавица и Чудовище

6 Aug 2026, 09:01 UTC39 views4 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Forwarded from @artornetPhoto

Даша Плесень «Заплесневевшие туфли», 2025 Художница вырастила на паре туфель живую плесень. Автор: «Цель моей деятельности — найти красивое в некрасивом, связать две области — науку и искусство». Искусство или нет?

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6 Aug 2026, 07:51 UTC49 views1 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Надо в какой-нибудь любой стране перед тамошними выборами выпустить скетч "Конкурс красоты двойников Гитлера". И все гитлеры такие красивые, эротичные. Один выступает под It had to be you, другой под Баленсиагу.

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5 Aug 2026, 15:50 UTC60 views6 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Курьёзы: Бутербродики с моторчиками Умрём за еду! Оператор человечества Кроссовер Трансформеров и Фиксиков Открыть ядерный сфинктер! Правые троцкисты Славянский бог картофеля Искусство термодинамики Мастер игры в лото Мировой велосипедизм (просто смешная фраза) Уважаемый как шкаф Опера "Полёт Карлсона" Математические клоуны Бардак египетский Работник снов поручик Иванов (сложный прекол) Верховный почтальон Бронирован

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5 Aug 2026, 15:50 UTC60 views5 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

#курьёзы Когда я начинал постить курьёзы почти год назад - я много пропускал как идиотизм (но потом постепенно стал выкладывать всё подряд). А сейчас деревья сказали мне быть кринжовее, и я подумал тупо запостить первый пост курьёзов целиком. Кстати лор "бутербродиков с моторчиком", записанных здесь как первый курьёз: они мне пришли в голову ещё задолго до того как я начал вести этот список. Я тогда наверное был под

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5 Aug 2026, 14:30 UTC168 views7 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Идея для великого романа под названием Overthinking (написать можно и по-русски, и на любом языке, но название такое, на английском). Каждая его глава строится по одной и той же структуре. Сперва мужчина просто лежит\сидит\идёт по улице\ест в кафе и думает. Сперва о каких-то личных самообманах и огрехах, глубоких недопониманиях со знакомыми, друзьями и родственниками по разным вопросах. О новостях. Постепенно он на

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5 Aug 2026, 12:00 UTC62 views7 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Продолжая тему "Просто повесить в галерее искусств кадры из мультфильмов". Вот это. Повесить в галерее вот эти скрины в ряд. И пусть посетитель галереи задумается! ☝️

🥰51🔥1

Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @figaning_ideas. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 733,946 of 1,481,243entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Офигительные идеи🦄” (@figaning_ideas), 551 subscribers as measured 16 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/figaning_ideas.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.