Music — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 22 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
4 measurements spanning 20 days. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 305–306 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
28 Aug 2026, 05:23
306
+1
22 Aug 2026, 00:16
305
-1
8 Aug 2026, 07:49
306
no change
7 Aug 2026, 21:07
306
first reading
Engagement
17 posts held, back to 17 April 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 30 May 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
1m 16s
Average length
25s
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
121 reactions across 16 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 64.5% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
78
64.5%
🔥
20
16.5%
❤🔥
13
10.7%
👍
3
2.48%
🫡
3
2.48%
👏
2
1.65%
😍
1
0.826%
🤓
1
0.826%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 121 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 17 April 2024 to 30 May 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Hi angels! 🪽
We are plotting a come back on this channel in the near future, however in the meantime we wanted to share some discounted friend tickets for the CONTRA event at Kraftwerk & Tresor this weekend! 💗
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Saturday - 35€ https://ra.co/events/2440259?p=SaturdayFBM
Sunday - 35€ https://ra.co/events/2440263?p=SundayFBM
📣 NEW OPEN CALL 📣
We‘re changing up the rhythm in 2025 and curated a whole new program with 3 different cycles that we are going to host throughout the year ✨
The first cycle of the new year will focus on Progress and Sustainability as a DJ and will feature different workshops on mental health, artist profile building and an advanced DJ workshop.
👉Apply here now:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1oVNJeemecslCO-D7L…
Our last time at Kwia was filled with so much appreciation, care and intentionality! This is why we are hosting another night at the wonderful Kwia on 25.01, with 100% of our own angels showcasing the soothing, experimental, and soft & wobbly side of the crew.
Come by for a cozy get-together and dive into an evening created by the community, for the community, with DJ sets, live, and hybrid performances.
Additional…
Last call for tonight’s Plasma at RSO featuring a stacked lineup to celebrate our 4 year anniversary! 🎂 For the occasion we imagined two debut b2b’s to allow new musical explorations and invited Ehua & Simo Cell to join our mamis MSJY & Dangermami, as well as one of our former mentees AZIEZ, rounded up by the one and only DJ Fart In The Club who we’ve always dreamt of inviting! 🔊
Tickets available here & at the door…
Friday, 1st November Open Ground, Wuppertal
We‘re heading westbound to NRW✨ Starting the Night with a „First steps into Djing“ Beginners workshop at 8:30 pm (link to register we will share down below) and ending it with a club night full of Legends, starting from 11pm 🫨
Our very own Monibi and Marie Midori will go Bass 2 Bass for this one, joined by the one and only Dangermami ⚠️ We‘re super pumped to share the boo…
✨Ambient Explorations ✨
Femme Bass Mafia @ Kwia
For our 4 years anniversary we‘re visiting Kwia for a night full of sound tapestries and delicate sonic journeys, showcasing some of our more experimental femme bass angels 😇
🫶 We will be collecting funds at the door for the Berlin Legal Fund and Medical Aid fir Palestine to support People in Gaza, the occupied Westbank and Lebanon and those facing legal consequences …
For all the creatives out there struggling to value your own work, this might be something for you 💕
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Hey femme bass friends ✨
For all berliners: there‘s a community event organized by Polyton and Tlnt for Tlnt, two important initiatives that create access and provide resources for marginalized people!
Could be interesting for everyone who’s keen to network and connect with likeminded creatives.
Check it out below ✨
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdPj5UO2iKwjyPg-b96gU8CDk1es0VKcWhVr2iXbKucCPCCyQ/viewform
Happy Sunday everyone ✨
Ever wondered how peeps like Burial make their tracks sound so groovy and vast?
We found a 90 sec tutorial that gives a quick insight into how he uses groove, fx and arrangement. Loving those tiny insights and bits and pieces into other people production processes 👀
https://youtube.com/shorts/ZgtLx_rS1J0?si=mapHmu29tXcoxTDj
Thanks for all the answers already 🙂↕️🫂 We‘ll keep it open for you to keep on voting, but looks like everything is wanted quite equally at this moment. we‘ll see what we can incorporate and fill this channel with joy 💚
🫂 Community Space for Sharing and Connection online57%
The shares total 334%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @femmebassmafia. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Polls
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
🫂 Community Space for Sharing and Connection online57%
The shares total 334%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 17 April 2024 to 30 May 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Handles this channel named that no longer answer
Dead references
1
handles named in this channel’s posts, vacant today
Evidenced gone
0
we ourselves saw one of these resolve, at some point
Never seen alive
1
vacant every time we have ever looked
@femmebassmafia named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
Never seen alive
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
@nealejohnston named in 3 posts, 9 August 2026 – 9 August 2026
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 28 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Femme Bass Mafia” (@femmebassmafia), 306 subscribers as measured 28 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/femmebassmafia.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.