🐤Известная балерина решила вытереть жопу рукавом прям на сцене во время выступления в Большом театре.

Channel
Fake You
@fakeyounew
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Cite this entry
5subscribers
-2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1003733011865 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @fakeyounew |
| Created | Between 1 February 2026 and 20 June 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 12 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 7 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 3 times, most recently 7 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/fakeyounew |
Topic
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 2 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 96% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Sept 2026, 17:36 | 5 | -2 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 18:16 | 7 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 18:22 | 7 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 20 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 11 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
⛑На смартфонах начнут блокировать фото некрасивых залуп с 15 августа 2027 года.
🧚♀️Ученые из Новосибирского Нанотехнологического Университета провели исследование, которое доказало, что если срать в лифте с 8-00 до 9-00 утра ежедневно, то риск сердечно-сосудистых заболеваний снижается на 200%!
🫵🏻СРОЧНО! Хуй Владимира Ленина обокрал старушку в метро!
🌈Знаменитый советский врач Захар Пиздолуп посоветовал дамам, мечтающим сбросить вес, для похудения носить валенки из говна.
🎽Запах кала в подъездах города Пиздякино власти объяснили цветением черемухи.
🍌Глава села Педрищево-Блядское издал указ по которому все жители должны передвигаться раком до 20-00, а после 20-00 скакать на хую. Таким образом, пояснил глава района, он победил европейские санкции.
🍎Губернатор Педрильска приказал женщинам вместо румян использовать легенький слой собачьего говна.
Немытохуевск выбран жюри музыкального конкурса Евровидение как место нового проведения фестиваля в 2027 году.
🐲Жители Ачинска проголосовали за партию "Новые залупы вам в жопу" с результатом 95% против партии "Новые залупы".
🩸Известная советская балерина Галина Хер попросила президента разрешить ей посрать в могилу могилу поэта Ивана Педовкина, в знак уважения перед его талантом.
🩲В Выблядске арестован прокурор, который за деньги нюхал члены своих подследственных!
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @fakeyounew. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Fake You” (@fakeyounew), 5 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/fakeyounew.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.