Найдено на просторах тырнета... Я пересматриваю раз за разом и у меня истерика... И ржать хочется и плакать одновременно.
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Channel
@ezhbubnezh
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
72subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003304806297 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @ezhbubnezh |
| Description | Канал для размышлений, наблюдений и бубнежа по разному поводу. Прямолинейный. Иногда с инвективной лексикой и негативной коннотацией. |
| Created | Between 1 November 2025 and 28 February 2026— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 9 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/ezhbubnezh |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 9 Aug 2026, 23:01 | 72 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 03:49 | 72 | first reading |
16 posts held, back to 6 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 5 August 2026 |
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| Posts held | 16 (6 July 2026 – 5 August 2026) |
| Views total | 1,269 |
| Reactions total | 31 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 9 Aug 2026, 23:01 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 9 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
53 reactions across 15 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 15.1% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 8 | 15.1% | |
| 👍 | 7 | 13.2% | |
| 🤡 | 7 | 13.2% | |
| 🤣 | 6 | 11.3% | |
| 👀 | 5 | 9.43% | |
| 💯 | 4 | 7.55% | |
| 🖕 | 4 | 7.55% | |
| 🤔 | 3 | 5.66% | |
| 🤯 | 3 | 5.66% | |
| 😈 | 2 | 3.77% | |
| 💩 | 1 | 1.89% | |
| 🔥 | 1 | 1.89% | |
| 😁 | 1 | 1.89% | |
| 😱 | 1 | 1.89% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 53reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 6 July 2026 to 5 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Найдено на просторах тырнета... Я пересматриваю раз за разом и у меня истерика... И ржать хочется и плакать одновременно.
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Почему хохлы лупят по складам WB и не лупят по Ozon... 👉#WB частная компания, у которой нет западных акционеров. И, по разным источникам, владельцы WB находятся ближе к центрам принятия решений РФ. 👉В капитал #Ozon на этапе создания входили западные фонды и после IPO они там есть.
В коем-то веке решил поработать дома. Ну и посмотрел из своего окна пролёты беспилотников к ПНОСу и сбитие буквально в километре по прямой от своего дома.🤬 И попадание со столбом черного дыма в районе ПНОСа. Пидоры крылатые заходили со стороны Лобаново (сбит у Фермы) и со стороны Фролов над Восточным обходом и Устиново.
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Любители ставить клоунов и факи идут нахуй!
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Теперь ещё один "маячок", что на рынке недвижимости возникла не очень приятная ситуация. Появились застройщики, которые платят подрядчикам за выполненные работы ... квартирами и материалами. Да, да! И снова, здравствуйте! Уже есть много прецедентов, когда застройщики ооочень плохо платят за выполненные работы и оказанные услуги. Теперь в ход пошли "зачёты".
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Так чё там по дренажу и ливнёвочкам в Камской долине?
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В Перми паводок затопил первый этаж «Спешилова». Вчера потоки воды хлынули на первый этаж ТРК «Спешилов», сообщили очевидцы в соцсетях. Поплыли магазины «Ашан» и «Хофф», затоплены подсобки. Сотрудникам пришлось работать в резиновых сапогах. Посетителей сейчас на первый этаж не пускают — руководство ТРЦ закрыло помещения. Фото, видео: Пермское Чтиво, ЧП Пермь. ▫️▫️▫️ Подписаться на Properm.ru в Mакс
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До сих пор встречаю подобные истории. Схема с тем, чтобы "нарисовать" документы на ребенка, которого нет. Проверить многие из этих документов в онлайне технически нельзя, а некоторые банки одобряют ипотеку в онлайне и выдают иак же. Важный нюанс дальше, после выдачи ипотеки: 1. Доки проверяет внутренняя служба контроля банка и может выясниться, что документы поддельные. 2. банк подаёт документы на выдачу субсидии в …
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Загуглил. Цитирую. Ещё в советское время проектировщики закладывали комплекс мер: повышение отметок рельефа, устройство защитных дамб, создание дренажных систем. Вдоль первого микрорайона долины планировали построить шесть береговых дренажных насосных станций. Их задача — поддерживать уровень грунтовых вод на безопасной отметке независимо от уровня воды в Воткинском водохранилище. Однако эти решения так и не реализо…
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Смотрю я на то, что происходит сейчас, а именно подтопления (затопления) и подумал тут снова о том, как активно ведётся застройка в Камской долине, которая, на-минуточку, находится в зоне затопления при высоком уровне сброса воды с Камской ГЭС. Там ещё большая область затрагивает Кондратово и Заостровку. Если посмотреть ГПЗУ по земельным участкам в Усть-Качке, находящимся в прибрежной зоне, то там прямо указано на н…
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Заметил ещё пару позитивных изменений в текущей ситуации: 1. Вокруг стало меньше гонщиков-сракеров, на моцыках, на говнах с прямотоком и даже на дорогих тачках сильно меньше стали гонять с перегазовками. 2. На трассе народ стал сильно спокойнее ездить. Реально меньше долбоящеров, летящих позади и за километр сигналящих дальним.
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Сейчас время, когда можно гордиться тем, что у тебя маленький! (Двигатель) 🤣🤣🤣
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Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @ezhbubnezh. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 421,514 of 1,176,251entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Еж-бубнёж” (@ezhbubnezh), 72 subscribers as measured 9 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ezhbubnezh.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.