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Что мы будем курить?

@eto_ne_ellival_detka

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7,501subscribers

+45 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001438204520
TypeChannel
Username@eto_ne_ellival_detka
DescriptionГолоса в головах
Created26 September 2020 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live7 November 2026
Measurements held26
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 7 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/eto_ne_ellival_detka

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 77% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

7,4527,5017,476.56 August 2026 — 7,456 subscribers6 August 2026 — 7,456 subscribers6 August 2026 — 7,453 subscribers9 August 2026 — 7,458 subscribers12 August 2026 — 7,460 subscribers15 August 2026 — 7,457 subscribers18 August 2026 — 7,459 subscribers21 August 2026 — 7,464 subscribers25 August 2026 — 7,463 subscribers28 August 2026 — 7,453 subscribers31 August 2026 — 7,452 subscribers9 September 2026 — 7,461 subscribers13 September 2026 — 7,460 subscribers16 September 2026 — 7,464 subscribers25 September 2026 — 7,463 subscribers4 October 2026 — 7,476 subscribers10 October 2026 — 7,487 subscribers14 October 2026 — 7,484 subscribers16 October 2026 — 7,486 subscribers19 October 2026 — 7,488 subscribers22 October 2026 — 7,489 subscribers25 October 2026 — 7,481 subscribers29 October 2026 — 7,496 subscribers1 November 2026 — 7,499 subscribers4 November 2026 — 7,495 subscribers7 November 2026 — 7,501 subscribers6 August 20267 November 2026
26 measurements spanning 93 days, net +45. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 7,445–7,508 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 26
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
7 Nov 2026, 13:197,501+6
4 Nov 2026, 07:407,495-4
1 Nov 2026, 12:177,499+3
29 Oct 2026, 07:567,496+15
25 Oct 2026, 21:157,481-8
22 Oct 2026, 16:497,489+1
19 Oct 2026, 22:087,488+2
16 Oct 2026, 22:477,486+2
14 Oct 2026, 09:207,484-3
10 Oct 2026, 15:387,487+11
4 Oct 2026, 19:207,476+13
25 Sept 2026, 07:417,463-1
16 Sept 2026, 23:387,464+4
13 Sept 2026, 06:587,460-1
9 Sept 2026, 13:577,461+9
31 Aug 2026, 09:047,452-1
28 Aug 2026, 07:467,453-10
25 Aug 2026, 06:397,463-1
21 Aug 2026, 23:567,464+5
18 Aug 2026, 20:067,459first reading

Engagement

45 posts held, back to 27 May 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 27 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
82.1%
avg views ÷ 7,501 subscribers
Avg views / post
6,160
9 posts measured
Reaction rate
—
this channel exposes no reaction counts
Posts in window
9
of 45 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 4 November 2026
Posts held45 (27 May 2026 – 4 November 2026)
Views total55,430
Reactions total—
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken8 Nov 2026, 13:57 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
197
Videos
8
Links
56

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Recent posts

Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 1 of 9 posts held from the last 30 days (11.1%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).

4 Nov 2026, 19:04 UTC≈3,030 viewsread 8 November 2026

Две девушки на улице, одна с воодушевлением говорит (восклицает): - В пятницу! Я снова! Стану Катей!

1 Nov 2026, 02:52 UTC≈5,910 viewsread 8 November 2026

Ночью ходили с друзьями по делу (бухать на кладбище; мало на свете есть дел важнее, чем выпить глинтвейна на кладбище в день всех святых). Памятуя о хэллоуинских обычаях, друзья взяли с собой конфеты, чтобы по дороге одаривать ими детей. Детей в час ночи на улицах оказалось предсказуемо мало, те которые были, или возвращались домой с родителями, или решали, в какой подворотне раскуривать косяки. Наконец мы встретили …

31 Oct 2026, 14:55 UTC≈5,130 viewsread 8 November 2026

Женщина в кофейне: - Мне конец не понравился. Того убили, этого убили. У меня в жизни всех убивают, а тут ещё и в кино!

29 Oct 2026, 18:08 UTC≈5,470 viewsread 8 November 2026

Пара на улице. Мужчина (примирительно): - …я тебя и так ценю! Женщина (с энтузиазмом): - А всё равно я вырежу тебе тыкву! *** Отец с сыном младшего школьного возраста в супермаркете. Отец (устало): - Я уже купил тебе кетчуп. Какая ещё может быть кровь? *** Девочка с бабушкой, тоже в супермаркете. Девочка советует: - Купи такие конфеты. Отдашь их мне, когда я буду тебя пугать. (Прижился, я смотрю, в Литве Хэллоуи…

27 Oct 2026, 16:27 UTC≈7,740 viewsread 8 November 2026

Мужик на улице говорит по телефону (по-русски): - …это разные вещи. Ограничение - это когда хоть что-то ещё работает. Отключение - это когда не работает вообще ничего. /молчит, слушает, наконец отвечает/ - А как у вас, это просто обычный пиздец.

24 Oct 2026, 21:02 UTC≈6,860 viewsread 8 November 2026

В сентябре я ездила в Тбилиси, потом вернулась домой, и сразу приехали друзья, потом другие друзья, потом ещё один друг, я оставила её с котей и улетела к друзьям в Софию и Варну, вернувшись через неделю, принялась с брошенным в Вильно другом всюду гулять. Короче, сколько дел с середины сентября накопилось, можно представить! И вот нынче ночью я увезла друга в аэропорт. Выдохнула и сказала себе: ну, теперь пора брат…

24 Oct 2026, 16:00 UTC≈6,720 viewsread 8 November 2026

По улице идут девушки, одна что-то рассказывает, до меня долетает фрагмент: - …фейерверки, капуста там, мясо. Короче, праздник такой. /я заинтригована/

23 Oct 2026, 17:29 UTC≈6,830 viewsread 8 November 2026

Привет, для тех, кто до сих пор не читает мой книжный канал (не знаю, как так может быть, но ладно, не всё постижимо умом, даже моим) - вот ссылка на ссылку на ссылку: https://t.me/lovez_knig/1158 Краткое содержание: у нас есть новая книга художника и художника Яны Листьевой, и её можно в электрическом виде заполучить.

13 Oct 2026, 19:43 UTC≈7,740 viewsread 8 November 2026

Аэропорт Софии. Женщина орёт на спутника (по-русски): я не могу помнить, где что запрещено! Аэропорт Риги. Мужчина ласково говорит спутнице (по-русски): ты не волнуйся, нас точно выпустят. Выпустить - не впустить! Старый город Риги. По улице идёт пьяный мужык и орёт (по-русски, очень громко, как будто в него встроен репродуктор): привет, пидарасы! Привет, пидарасы! Веселится и ликует весь народ!

28 Sept 2026, 02:34 UTC≈10,700 viewsread 8 November 2026

Половина шестого утра. Мимо моих окон идут какие-то (не самые трезвые в мире) люди. Один рассказывает: я тогда жил как в триллере, и это было неплохо. Не такой пиздец как вчера.

22 Sept 2026, 14:11 UTC≈13,200 viewsread 8 November 2026

Рига, две девушки сидят на скамейке в парке. Одна весело кричит: - Я не хочу никого убивать, я хочу просто пиццу!

22 Sept 2026, 01:28 UTC≈13,400 viewsread 8 November 2026

Два умеренно трезвых человека ведут неспешную беседу в 5 часов утра: - У моей жены был кот. Такой же наглый и прожорливый как она. И я его так же сильно любил!

Showing the 12 most recent of 45 posts we hold for @eto_ne_ellival_detka. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Тамара, какого хрена?
@od_tkh · 22,745
Telegram ranks this channel #81 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 19 September 2026

This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Что мы будем курить?” (@eto_ne_ellival_detka), 7,501 subscribers as measured 7 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/eto_ne_ellival_detka.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.