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Что мы будем курить?

@eto_ne_ellival_detka

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7,464subscribers

+8 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001438204520
TypeChannel
Username@eto_ne_ellival_detka
Created26 September 2020measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 September 2026
Measurements held14
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/eto_ne_ellival_detka

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 77% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

7,4527,4647,4586 August 2026 — 7,456 subscribers6 August 2026 — 7,456 subscribers6 August 2026 — 7,453 subscribers9 August 2026 — 7,458 subscribers12 August 2026 — 7,460 subscribers15 August 2026 — 7,457 subscribers18 August 2026 — 7,459 subscribers21 August 2026 — 7,464 subscribers25 August 2026 — 7,463 subscribers28 August 2026 — 7,453 subscribers31 August 2026 — 7,452 subscribers9 September 2026 — 7,461 subscribers13 September 2026 — 7,460 subscribers16 September 2026 — 7,464 subscribers6 August 202616 September 2026
14 measurements spanning 42 days, net +8. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 7,450–7,466 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Sept 2026, 23:387,464+4
13 Sept 2026, 06:587,460-1
9 Sept 2026, 13:577,461+9
31 Aug 2026, 09:047,452-1
28 Aug 2026, 07:467,453-10
25 Aug 2026, 06:397,463-1
21 Aug 2026, 23:567,464+5
18 Aug 2026, 20:067,459+2
15 Aug 2026, 18:487,457-3
12 Aug 2026, 11:547,460+2
9 Aug 2026, 19:517,458+5
6 Aug 2026, 14:417,453-3
6 Aug 2026, 10:197,456no change
6 Aug 2026, 09:427,456first reading

Engagement

29 posts held, back to 27 May 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 16 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
41.9%
avg views ÷ 7,464 subscribers
Avg views / post
3,130
2 posts measured
Reaction rate
this channel exposes no reaction counts
Posts in window
2
of 29 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 26 August 2026
Posts held29 (27 May 202626 August 2026)
Views total6,250
Reactions total
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken28 Aug 2026, 22:49 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Recent posts

26 Aug 2026, 17:52 UTC≈2,870 viewsread 28 August 2026

В кофейне молодой человек рассказывает своей спутнице про какую-то работу, где платят всего 5 евро в час. Но по понедельникам, - оживляется он, - по понедельникам шесть! Потому что понедельник, - объясняет он спутнице, - очень тяжёлый, печальный день.

25 Aug 2026, 15:13 UTC≈3,380 viewsread 28 August 2026

Друг рассказывает: Мы возвращаемся из магазина, проходим мимо скамейки, на которой беседуют две пожилые женщины. До нас доносится: — А потом они взяли с приюта... не помню, то ли ребёнка, то ли ещё кого...

25 Aug 2026, 00:34 UTC≈3,640 viewsread 28 August 2026

Три часа ночи. Мимо моих окон кто-то проходит, и я слышу низкий мужской, очень уверенный голос: — А вот лично я ни за кого не молюсь!

23 Aug 2026, 15:43 UTC≈5,250 viewsread 28 August 2026

По улице идёт семья - мужык, две женщины (вероятно жена и чья-нибудь мама) и сын-подросток. Производят впечатление крайне респектабельной семьи! Проходят мимо, до меня долетает фраза мужчины, сказанная очень серьёзным, поучительным тоном (по-русски): - Главное - бары. И чтобы деньги были на них.

22 Aug 2026, 16:39 UTC≈5,660 viewsread 28 August 2026

Даа чувака в кофейне. Один говорит задумчиво: - Знаешь, я пока не готов морально… - К чему именно? - Честно? Вообще ни к чему.

22 Aug 2026, 13:03 UTC≈5,440 viewsread 28 August 2026
Photo

Несколько дней назад сидели с другом на открытой веранде кофейни, к нам слетались наглые юные (ещё желторотые) воробьи, мы кидали им крошки печенья и фотографировали. Ничто не предвещало межвидовых конфликтов и иных катастроф. Наконец мы доели печенье, у нас закончились крошки, и воробьи вероломно утратили интерес к нам. Тем временем, за соседним столом устроился мужик с большим куском торта. На его стол вспорхнул в

15 Aug 2026, 14:41 UTC≈6,680 viewsread 28 August 2026

Есть старый, ещё советских времён анекдот, как западенець поступает на русскую филологию, ему достаётся билет про «Муму» Тургенева, он начинает пересказывать сюжет на украинском, его останавливают: вы же поступаете на русскую филологию, говорите по-русски. Он отвечает: щас, почекайте, все буде, - и так много раз. В конце концов добирается до трагического финала: і тоді Муму спитала на вашей поганой російський мові: З

11 Aug 2026, 19:54 UTC≈8,960 viewsread 28 August 2026

Трамвайная остановка (в Берлине). Приходит группа русскоязычных людей. Какое-то время обсуждают вполне обычные вещи - как работают Гугл-карты, и скоро ли будет трамвай. Наконец один мужик берет телефон. Дальше дословно, пока не забыла: - Привет. Ну как ты? Живой? Ты кушал? Хорошо. В туалет не ходи. У нас в туалете монстр.

11 Aug 2026, 19:29 UTC≈8,230 viewsread 28 August 2026

Несколько часов гуляла по Берлину в плеере. Наконец выключила его возле кофейни. Первое что услышала - мужской голос говорит по-русски: «А Наташа всех послала и сидит довольная». Будемте как Наташа. Прозт.

3 Aug 2026, 11:47 UTC≈10,700 viewsread 28 August 2026

На улице стоит пара, мужчина держит на руках крошечную собачку. Женщина ласково говорит: - Сейчас придём домой, и кому я дам самую вкусную вкусняшку? Мужчина, с энтузиазмом: - Мне! Женщина адресует ему укоризненный взгляд, говорит ещё более ласково: - А кому я дам другую, самую вкусную вкусняшку? Мужчина, с ещё большим энтузиазмом: - МНЕ! Собачка взирает на них, как мастер Йода на юных джедаев. Хорошие! Но совсем ду

1 Aug 2026, 15:43 UTC≈9,130 viewsread 28 August 2026
Photo

«Картины для ваших жилищ» предлагает эта рекламная листовка. Штош.

22 Jul 2026, 18:46 UTC≈9,800 viewsread 28 August 2026

Молодой человек очень эмоционально говорит своей спутнице (по-русски): - Так не может быть. Так не бывает! Но здесь все меня понимают. Все меня понимают! Все!!!!

Showing the 12 most recent of 29 posts we hold for @eto_ne_ellival_detka. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Тамара, какого хрена?
@od_tkh · 22,937
Telegram ranks this channel #81 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 19 September 2026

This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Что мы будем курить?” (@eto_ne_ellival_detka), 7,464 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/eto_ne_ellival_detka.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.