5 measurements spanning 10 days, net -15. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 5,057–5,076 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
19 Sept 2026, 06:01
5,059
-9
14 Sept 2026, 20:38
5,068
-2
11 Sept 2026, 17:41
5,070
-4
9 Sept 2026, 07:22
5,074
no change
9 Sept 2026, 06:47
5,074
first reading
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 5 March 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 10 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
3m 18s
Average length
10s
Measured directly from 19 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
415 reactions across 20 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 51.8% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
👍
215
51.8%
❤
130
31.3%
🔥
48
11.6%
🍌
9
2.17%
👏
6
1.45%
👌
3
0.723%
💋
3
0.723%
💯
1
0.241%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 415 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 5 March 2026 to 10 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
2
across the posts below
Posts paid on
2
of 20 we hold a reading for · 10%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @englishkakvkino. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 20 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 5 March 2026 to 10 July 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
🎬 The sky is falling — небо падает
If you wanna kill yourself knock yourself out.
👇
Если ты хочешь убить себя делай что хочешь.
I’ve been telling you lot from the fucking start the sky is falling
👇
Я вам, блять, с самого начала говорил — всё летит к чертям.
💡 the sky is falling — всё пропало / начинается катастрофа / конец света
🎯 Фразу the sky is falling используют,
когда кто-то слишком драматизирует ситуацию
ил…
🎬 For a rainy day — на дождливый день
Why don’t you ride your horses.
I don’t need your money I've got plenty for a rainy day.
👇
Почему бы тебе не придержать коней.
Мне не нужны твои деньги у меня припасено много на чёрный день.
💡 ride your horses — притормозить / не спешить / успокоиться
💡 for a rainy day — на чёрный день / на трудные времена
🎯 ride your horses — разговорная вариация более известной фразы
hold yo…
🎬 Running circles — бегать кругами
You were running circles around everyone here.
👇
Ты тут всех уделываешь / обходишь на голову.
💡 run circles around someone — быть намного лучше кого-то / легко превосходить / уделывать
🎯 Идиому run circles around someone используют,
когда человек настолько лучше, быстрее или умнее других,
что сравнение становится нечестным.
Букально — «бегать кругами вокруг кого-то».
---
🧠 Min…
🎬 Head in the clouds — голова в облаках
I had my head in the clouds.
👇
Я витал в облаках.
💡 have your head in the clouds — витать в облаках / быть оторванным от реальности / жить в своих мыслях
🎯 Фразу have your head in the clouds используют,
когда человек слишком замечтался,
не замечает происходящего вокруг
или думает не о реальности, а о своих идеях и фантазиях.
Буквально — «голова в облаках».
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🧠 Mini note…
🎬 Blow the whistle — дунуть в свисток.
If you’re gonna blow the whistle on Mitch Kessler for being the predator that he is,
you have to have the balls to do it in his own house.
👇
Если ты хочешь разоблачить Митча Кесслера за то, что он такой хищник,
тебе нужно набраться смелости и сделать это на его территории.
💡 Key phrases:
blow the whistle
→ разоблачить кого-то / настучать / раскрыть скандал
have the balls 🔞
→…
🎬 hit the sack — ударить мешок
Did you talk to Mitts?
No, he’d already hit the sack.
👇
Ты поговорил с Митсом?
Нет, он уже ушёл на боковую.
💡 hit the sack → пойти спать / лечь спать
🧠 Когда по-русски говорят «уйти на боковую»,
по-английски часто скажут hit the sack.
Это разговорная, очень живая фраза.
Не формально. Не книжно. Как в фильмах.
🧠 Mini note (про происхождение)
Раньше sack — это тканевый мешок,
набивно…
🎬 Did a number on me — сделать номер
I’m just feeling a little bit queasy.
That helicopter ride really did a number on me.
Does anybody have any remedies for an upset tummy?
Not off the top of my head.
👇
Меня просто немного подташнивает.
Этот полёт на вертолёте меня совсем доконал.
У кого-нибудь есть средство от расстройства желудка?
Ничего не приходит в голову.
💡 did a number on me — сильно повлияло / подкосило …
🎬 Safe and sound — целыми и звучными
Mr. MacLean will leave your wife and daughter safe and sound in their cryo chambers,
if you bring his daughter back to the safety of her vault.
What?
👇
Мистер МакЛин оставит твою жену и дочь целыми и невредимыми в их крио-камерах,
если ты вернёшь его дочь в безопасность её убежища.
Что?
💡 safe and sound — целый и невредимый / в полной безопасности
🎯 Фразу safe and sound использ…
🎬 Cloud your judgment — затуманить суждение
Don’t let their narratives cloud your judgment.
👇
Не позволяй этому затуманить твой рассудок.
💡 cloud your judgment — мешать здраво мыслить / затуманить рассудок / мешать объективно оценивать ситуацию
🎯 Фразу cloud your judgment используют,
когда эмоции, чувства или личная привязанность
мешают человеку мыслить трезво и принимать нормальные решения.
Буквально — «затянуть…
🎬 Slippery slope — скользкая дорожка
I mean, this is a slippery slope,
and maybe I’m not the best guy to ask,
because I actually think sometimes a lie is not a bad thing, you know?
👇
Я имею в виду, это скользкая дорожка,
и, возможно, я не лучший человек, которого стоит спрашивать,
потому что я вообще-то думаю, что иногда ложь — это не так уж и плохо, понимаешь?
💡 slippery slope — скользкая дорожка / путь к худшим п…
🎬 Off the top of my head — с верхушки моей головы
Alimony, child support, two houses, cars, private schools,
not to mention your sister — and that’s just off the top of my head.
👇
Алименты, содержание ребёнка, два дома, машины, частные школы,
не говоря уже о твоей сестре — и это только то, что первое пришло в голову.
💡 off the top of my head — навскидку / первое, что приходит в голову
🎯 Эту фразу используют, когда…
🎬 Out of the woods — быть вне опасности
Okay, I’m in. What now?
We are not out of the woods yet.
Any minute now my blood pressure is gonna drop drastically
and I’m gonna grow faint.
So, we need to work fast.
👇
Ладно, я в деле. Что дальше?
Мы ещё не в безопасности.
В любую минуту у меня может резко упасть давление,
и я могу потерять сознание.
Так что нам нужно действовать быстро.
💡 out of the woods — быть в безопасн…
👍10❤9
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @englishkakvkino. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Polls
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 5 March 2026 to 10 July 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
Dave_englishbad @dave_englishbad · 21,233 Telegram ranks this channel #4 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 24 September 2026
Hopkins English @hopkinsenglish · 33,223 Telegram ranks this channel #18 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 9 September 2026
ВОТ ЭТО английский @votetoang · 24,045 Telegram ranks this channel #34 of 72 here — alongside 71 others — read 17 September 2026
My English WAY @my_englishway · 23,029 Telegram ranks this channel #42 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 19 September 2026
This channel appears in 4 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“English, как в кино 🍿🎬” (@englishkakvkino), 5,059 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/englishkakvkino.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.