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eloquent yapping

@eloquentyapping

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64subscribers

+1 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID	-1001988258770
Type	Channel
Username	@eloquentyapping
Created	Between 1 April 2023 and 30 September 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded	10 August 2026
Last confirmed live	14 August 2026
Measurements held	3
Confirmed unchanged	1 time, most recently 14 August 2026
On Telegram	t.me/eloquentyapping

Growth

3 measurements spanning 8 days, net +1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 63–64 and does not start at zero.

Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)	Subscribers	Change
14 Aug 2026, 01:43	64	+1
10 Aug 2026, 03:17	63	no change
6 Aug 2026, 13:06	63	first reading

Engagement

19 posts held, back to 16 March 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days: 145.8%; avg views ÷ 64 subscribers
Avg views / post: 93.3; 3 posts measured
Reaction rate: 5.00%; reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window: 3; of 19 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
Window	Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026
Posts held	19 (16 March 2026 – 7 August 2026)
Views total	280
Reactions total	14
Forwards / comments	not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken	10 Aug 2026, 03:17 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

77 reactions across 19 posts, in 13 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 54.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction	Count	Share
❤‍🔥	42	54.5%
❤	12	15.6%
👍	4	5.19%
💘	4	5.19%
🔥	4	5.19%
💩	2	2.60%
🙏	2	2.60%
🤮	2	2.60%
✍	1	1.30%
🍓	1	1.30%
🐳	1	1.30%
👾	1	1.30%
🤡	1	1.30%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 77reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 16 March 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 09:19 UTC21 views6 reactionsread 10 August 2026

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give me a break оставь меня в покое/перестань/мдааааа, чел/харе литералли: дай мне перерыв используется оооч широко. например: это просьба уменьшить давление на себя в моменте, отвязаться, респонс на какое-то спорное заявление (как раз как «мдаааа, чел»), «да ты чееее, так я тебе и поверилa». 🫵 ДА УЙМИСЬ ТЫ НАКОНЕЦ!!!!! — To be honest, I really do realize that I'm not like everyone else—I mean, a lot of people a…

❤3❤‍🔥3

Signed Катя Голубева

7 Aug 2026, 09:02 UTC21 views3 reactionsread 10 August 2026

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to hold a grudge (against someone) затаить обиду / злобу, как бы «держать» ее в себе, дуться, в общем не отпускать это чувство. 😡 grudge — недовольство и неприязнь, именно такая едкая и «затаенная» чаще. ➡️ Despite everything that happened back then—time moves on, I no longer hold a grudge. ➡️ Несмотря на все, что произошло тогда — время идет, я больше не обижаюсь.

🔥3

Signed Катя Голубева

2 Aug 2026, 17:30 UTC238 views5 reactionsread 10 August 2026

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jump through hoops литералли: прыгать через обручи изощряться/проходить через все круги ада/преодолевать трудности Вообще часто говорится в сторону бесконечных бюрократических процедур (мы все с ними встречались) + быть вынужденным делать много вещей, которые кажутся сложными или ненужными на пути к цели. ➡️ We had to jump through hoops to get my Dad admitted to the hospital. ➡️ Нам пришлось пройти через все кру…

❤‍🔥5

Signed Катя Голубева

20 Jun 2026, 09:30 UTC82 views5 reactionsread 10 August 2026

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to bite the dust/ to bite it (куснуть пыли) у м е р е т ь ➡️ He'll definitely bite it if he enters a hot dog eating contest and tries to beat that big guy's re cord. ➡️ Он точно помрет, если пойдет на конкурс поедания хот-догов и попытается побить рекорд того громилы. + to kick the bucket (тоже откинуться) I heard old Mr. Miller down the street finally kicked the bucket last night. Я слышал старина Мистер Милл…

❤‍🔥5

Signed Катя Голубева

20 Jun 2026, 09:27 UTC319 views4 reactionsread 10 August 2026

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go figure поди разберись Оч американская идиома (я ее обожаю!!!!!) выражающая недоумение, удивление и как бы такое ИроНичНое подкалывание внезапного факта/ непонятного пойнта. «Кто бы мог такое предположить?» ➡️ It's a really bad movie that critics and audiences trashed, but it raked in a ton of cash—go figure. ➡️ Это очень плохой фильм, который критики и зрители смешали с говном, но он собрал кучу бабок, поди р…

❤‍🔥4

Signed Катя Голубева

20 Jun 2026, 09:25 UTC60 views3 reactionsread 10 August 2026

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(what) a bummer неприятная ситуация разных толков: упущенная возможность, неудача, мда, жаль его добряка, досада ➡️ Everyone would love to travel that much, but very few people have millions from an inheritance in their bank account, what a bummer. ➡️ Каждому бы хотелось так много путешествовать, но не у всех на счету в банке лежат миллионы, полученные в наследство — какая досада.

❤‍🔥3

Signed Катя Голубева

20 Jun 2026, 09:24 UTC56 views3 reactionsread 10 August 2026

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shell shock снарядный шок Термин, созданный психиатрами во время Первой мировой войны для описания ПТСР у солдат. Реакция на артиллерийский обстрел/взрывы и прочее. Паника, беспомощность и желание убежать. Сейчас, к сожалению, для shell shock есть такие же места как в те времена. Но термин прижился и за пределами подобных событий и используется для описания шокового состояния, супер удивления, короче любой ЭМОЦИИ,…

❤‍🔥3

Signed Катя Голубева

16 Jun 2026, 13:47 UTC63 views5 reactionsread 10 August 2026

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keep me posted ✌️ Держи меня в курсе, сообщай новости, рассказывай, как идут дела. Алтернативный способ попросить человека «поставлять/размещать» информацию. Используем и в работе, и между друзьями. Слово posted связано cо старым временами, когда люди получали новости и инфу на почте или информационной доске на городской площади. My package should arrive tomorrow — I’ll keep you posted. Моя посылка приедет …

👍4🔥1

Signed Anastasia Morhim

12 Jun 2026, 09:53 UTC67 views4 reactionsread 10 August 2026

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rootin'-tootin' (энд шутин) шуми, веселись, стреляй 🤠 Старенькое американское выраженье, ассоциируемое с ковбоями. Чет шумное, веселое, буйное, несущееся. Постоянный фигурант вестернов категории Б и просто бойкая фразочка. По сути, несущая балка игр RDR. Думаю тут без примеров, би рутин, би тутин и давайте без шутин : )

❤‍🔥4

Signed Катя Голубева

12 Jun 2026, 09:40 UTC60 views2 reactionsread 10 August 2026

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go the extra mile Приложить большее усилие, чем требовалось/ожидалось, может быть и чем-то положительном, но и о переступании чужих границ, одержимости и тд. В общем, и в пир и мир идиома. ☦️ Судя по словарям, корнями уходит (куда бы вы думали) в Библию. Солдаты оккупационной римской армии могли заставить любого прохожего в Иудее тащить их снарягу на расстояние одной мили, но естессна Иисус любитель перфомансов, пр…

❤‍🔥2

Signed Катя Голубева

12 Jun 2026, 09:08 UTC316 views5 reactionsread 10 August 2026

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to add insult to injury добавить оскорбление к повреждению : ) Сделать и так плохую ситуацию хуже, «только этого не хватало», добавить дровишек в огонь неприятностей. Аккординг ту вики, фраза пошла из басни римского писателя Федра. В ней мужчина, пытавшийся убить муху, севшую ему на голову, вместо этого хлопнул себя по голове. 🪰 Муха иронично подкола мужика, сказав: «Ты хотел убить меня за прикосновение. Что же …

❤‍🔥3✍1👾1

Signed Катя Голубева

2 Jun 2026, 10:00 UTC75 views6 reactionsread 10 August 2026

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skittish 🤩 Пугливый, шарахающийся от каждого шороха, нервный, настроженный, подозрительный ну короче — скиттиш. Можно говорить как о людях, так и о животных. Чемпион скиттишиства — лошадь, так как у нее очень мощный встроенный рефлекс «бежать» от любой опасности. He's a bit skittish around strangers. Он чуть нервный при незнакомцах. Можно соскитишиться, например, после обмана — стать недоверчивым, осторожн…

❤‍🔥4🐳1💘1

Signed Катя Голубева

Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @eloquentyapping. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 978,014 of 1,478,351entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

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Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“eloquent yapping” (@eloquentyapping), 64 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/eloquentyapping.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.