Health & wellness — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 62% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Observations
These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.
Views per post sit far above this size band
1,800 average views per post against 1,224 subscribers — an engagement rate of 146.8%. Across the 54,164 registered channels in the same cohort — 1,000–3,162 subscribers, posting mainly in Russian — the middle half sit between 10.5% and 35.6%, with a median of 20.1%.
What this was computed from
Window
30 days (13 July 2026 – 12 August 2026)
Posts measured
11 of 11 published in the window (10 exact, 1 rounded by Telegram)
Views totalled
19,767
Mature posts only
176.8% over 9 posts read at least 24h after publication
When this is recorded. A channel is listed here only when its engagement rate sits at or above the 99th percentile of its cohort and is at least 3× away from that cohort’s median — above it — on both the all-readings figure and the mature-only figure. The percentile alone would be circular: a percentile cut puts the same share of every cohort in the tail whatever the data looks like. The distance from the median is what makes it a statement about this channel.
This is not a verdict, and the direction is not a quality signal.A low rate has many innocent causes — audiences that read in the Telegram app without opening the channel, a subscriber base built long before the current output, an audience in a different timezone from our reading. A high rate has innocent causes too: a post that travelled far beyond the channel’s own subscribers will do it. We publish the measurement and the distribution it sits in. The full cohort baselines are downloadable, so this comparison can be reproduced rather than trusted.
Recorded under the key err_high, last confirmed 12 August 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through — we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.
Growth
5 measurements spanning 6 days, net -93. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,057–2,285 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
12 Aug 2026, 23:04
1,199
-25
10 Aug 2026, 00:51
1,224
-919
7 Aug 2026, 04:33
2,143
+851
6 Aug 2026, 12:33
1,292
no change
6 Aug 2026, 12:23
1,292
first reading
Engagement
11 posts held, back to 16 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
149.9%
avg views ÷ 1,199 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,800
11 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.46%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
11
of 11 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026
Posts held
11 (16 July 2026 – 7 August 2026)
Views total
19,767
Reactions total
684
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
7 Aug 2026, 16:55 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
13s
Average length
13s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
684 reactions across 11 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 44.9% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
307
44.9%
💋
120
17.5%
💘
117
17.1%
❤🔥
74
10.8%
😍
66
9.65%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 11 of the 11 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 684reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 11 most recent posts we hold, published 16 July 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Дорогие, наш розыгрыш подошел к концу!
Поздравляем @nomorenoom, @telogreech, @lalsalos 🤍
Наши менеджеры свяжутся с вами сегодня.
С теплом, команда Ёlka 🌟
Куда исчезает желание, когда нет уважения?
Снижение либидо связано не с усталостью или гормонами, а с тем, как с вами обращается партнёр. Желание тесно связано с эмоциями. Критика, обесценивание, игнорирование чувств и нарушение границ постепенно создают напряжение 🌸
Для многих женщин близость начинается задолго до спальни — с уважения, нежности, доверия и ощущения безопасности. Трудно расслабиться рядом с человеко…
Он идеальный. Тогда почему вам с ним скучно?
Он надёжный, спокойный и не заставляет вас сомневаться в себе. Рядом с ним безопасно — особенно после сложных отношений. Но вместе с драмой исчезают флирт, любопытство друг к другу и ощущение живой близости 🤍
Страсть не всегда про эмоциональные качели. Она может быть бережной: во взгляде, неожиданном прикосновении, честном разговоре о желаниях.
Иногда достаточно убрать …
Что постоянный контроль делает с женским телом?
Надо успеть, решить, проконтролировать. Быть собранной и продуктивной — даже когда сил почти не осталось 💔
Когда мы долго живём в таком ритме, тело становится напряжённым. Мы перестаём чувствовать себя и начинаем относиться к телу как к инструменту для выполнения задач. Так и исчезает пластика.
И это не только про плавную походку или красивые жесты. Пластика — это кон…
Лубрикант — про удовольствие, а не про недостаток!
Тело не обязано каждый день чувствовать себя одинаково. На ощущения влияют стресс, усталость, цикл, настроение и чувство безопасности рядом с партнёром 🌟
Это не проблема. Это естественная изменчивость тела.
Лубрикант нужен не для того, чтобы что-то «исправить», а чтобы сделать близость комфортнее и приятнее. Без лишнего трения, напряжения и необходимости терпеть.
…
Розыгрыш от ЁLKA
Дарим заботу о себе вместе с ЁLKA — брендом интимной косметики, вдохновлённой природой Урала и современным подходом к комфорту 💫
Мы разыгрываем 3 подарочных сертификата в Золотое Яблоко:
1 место — 5 000 ₽
2 место — 3 000 ₽
3 место — 2 000 ₽
Чтобы принять участие:
• Подпишитесь на канал ЁLKA
• Нажмите кнопку «Участвую»
Мы особенно ценим вашу активность и участие 🤍
Чем чаще вы поддерживаете публ…
Обязаны ли вы объяснять свой выбор окружающим? 🌟
Почему-то женские решения до сих пор часто становятся поводом для обсуждения.
Не хочешь замуж — «почему?». Меняешь работу — «а вдруг пожалеешь?». Не планируешь детей — «потом будет поздно». Выбираешь себя — «стала эгоистичной».
Но взрослая опора начинается там, где больше не нужно отчитываться о своей жизни.
Вы можете выбрать отношения или одиночество. Карьеру или …
Комфорт — новая роскошь близости 🤍
Настоящая роскошь — не свечи и красивое бельё, а ощущение, что вам рядом со своим партнером хорошо.
Без напряжения, терпения и необходимости подстраиваться. Ведь на ощущения влияют цикл, стресс, усталость, гормоны и чувство безопасности. Поэтому лубрикант — не средство «на случай проблемы», а естественная часть заботы о себе.
Лубрикант Ёlka помогает сделать близость мягче и комфо…
Женщина, которая знает, чего хочет! 🦋
Иногда её уверенность — это спокойно отказаться от того, что ей не подходит. Не терпеть дискомфорт, не соглашаться из вежливости и не пытаться быть удобной для других.
Забота о себе начинается с простых вещей: слышать своё тело, уважать свои желания и выбирать то, с чем вам действительно хорошо.
Особенно это важно в близости. Вам не нужно молчать, подстраиваться или терпеть не…
Почему многие перестали мечтать о свадьбе? 🌟
Раньше свадьба считалась главным доказательством любви: белое платье, кольцо, красивые фотографии. Сегодня важнее не сам праздник, а то, что будет после него.
Хочется отношений, в которых есть уважение, свобода, забота и близость. Где не нужно быть удобной, правильной и всегда «в ресурсе».
И интимная жизнь здесь — не обязанность и не способ удержать партнёра, а простран…
❤11❤🔥5💘4😍3
Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @elka_lubs. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 1,002,016 of 1,151,006entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Mentions
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“ËLKA” (@elka_lubs), 1,199 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/elka_lubs.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
