Channel
@ehmpees
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
266subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002182405559 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @ehmpees |
| Description | эм пэ эс // осумбез |
| Created | Between 1 June 2024 and 30 September 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 8 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/ehmpees |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 8 Aug 2026, 09:01 | 266 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 01:34 | 266 | first reading |
9 posts held, back to 31 May 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 9 posts for this entry, the most recent from 23 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
133 reactions across 9 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.1% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 44 | 33.1% | |
| custom 5451638307056288030 | 23 | 17.3% | |
| 💘 | 22 | 16.5% | |
| custom 5449756192257638552 | 17 | 12.8% | |
| 👀 | 9 | 6.77% | |
| 🕊 | 7 | 5.26% | |
| custom 5451849786950974936 | 5 | 3.76% | |
| ⚡ | 4 | 3.01% | |
| custom 5449802539249733794 | 2 | 1.50% |
Custom emoji. 4 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 9 of the 9 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 133reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 9 most recent posts we hold, published 31 May 2026 to 23 June 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
в воскресенье мы попрощались с нашим мирославом маратовичем пока не можем найти слов, чтобы сказать всё, что надо сказать мы рады, что это было любим и будем скучать 🫥🫥🫥🥰🥺🫥🥰🥵🫥 спасибо, осумбезы спасибо, театр док спасибо, катя и андрей спасибо, зрители и зрительницы ❤ отдыхаем, работаем дальше. идеи — есть
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поджидаем вас в театре.док на лесной. начало в 17:00.
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шлём вам сердечко с одной из репетиций 🥰 и напоминаем, что завтра мы прощаемся со спектаклем ОСУМБЕЗ / РЕА-НЕМИРОВ с любовью и нежностью театр.doc на лесной 21 июня, 17:00 билеты
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ПОСЛЕДНИЙ ПОКАЗ ⚡️⚡️⚡️ ПОСЛЕДНИЙ ПОКАЗ ⚡️⚡️⚡️ ПОСЛЕДНИЙ ПОКАЗ ⚡️⚡️⚡️ да, вот такая вот новость — воскресный ОСУМБЕЗ / РЕА-НЕМИРОВ станет последним на неопределённый срок. так что, подруги-друзья, приходите прощаться с нашими милыми поэтами ❤🫥🫥🥰🥺🫥🥰🥵 этот спектакль задумывался как Эксперимент и долгий перформанс — все роли в РЕА-НЕМИРОВе исполняют поэтки, так что их (наша) игра в документальный театр о поэтах н…
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с ума сойти. ровно 7 лет назад, 11 июня 2019 года, на фестивале театра.doc «школота»......... .....ОСУМБЕЗ / РЕА-НЕМИРОВ был представлен общественности впервые — в формате читки. мы были совсем крохи и крошки. и даже андрей родионов 🫥 ещё не носил панамку. частично актёрский состав из далёкого 2019 совпадает с нынешним. узнаёте кого-то на фотографиях??????? (ph зарема заудинова) 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 мы теперь уже не такие мил…
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завтра начинается фестиваль бумажного кино — читки небывалых сценариев (curated by ПТАМП — ри:на денисов:а и надя тропилло) перформерок-поэток РЕА-НЕМИРОВа можно увидеть на читках: >>> 06.06, DOC industrial 16.00 — «Похоронная почта», Жанар Кусаинова. реж. Андрей Родионов и Екатерина Троепольская 🫥 18:00 — «Вечное путешествие», Инна Гусева. реж. Надя Тропилло 🫥🥰 >>> 07.06, бар делай культуру 16:30 — «Горшочек»,…
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у нас как говорится было 🫥 оказалось, что текст георгия манаева, Исполненный на ивенте, некоторые слышали в первый раз. дарим вам его. это концентированная нежность. 🫥🫥🫥 Ты слышала? Последний контролер сегодня помер, И мы поедем на автобусе бесплатно. Пусть нас везет, кряхтя, старик четырнадцатый номер По улицам пустым, маршрутами обкатанными. Ты мне расскажешь имена всех храмов, Покажешь памятники штатским и вое…
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Video message, posted without a caption
⚡4❤1💘1
лахесис двери 19:00 начало 20:00 ждём 🫥🫥🫥🥺🫥🥰🥵
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Showing the 9 most recent of 9 posts we hold for @ehmpees. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 287,158 of 1,169,250entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“стихи съела собака” (@ehmpees), 266 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ehmpees.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.