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Динамит мне под хвост

@eflodogere_mifasol

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254subscribers

+1 since we began measuring on 29 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001420665107
TypeChannel
Username@eflodogere_mifasol
CreatedBetween 1 April 2019 and 30 September 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded29 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 September 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 15 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/eflodogere_mifasol

Topic

Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 23 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 97% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

25325525429 August 2026 — 253 subscribers29 August 2026 — 253 subscribers9 September 2026 — 255 subscribers15 September 2026 — 254 subscribers29 August 202615 September 2026
4 measurements spanning 17 days, net +1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 253–255 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Sept 2026, 19:39254-1
9 Sept 2026, 03:41255+2
29 Aug 2026, 19:00253no change
29 Aug 2026, 18:45253first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 14 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 26 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

797 reactions across 20 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 55.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤43955.1%
🔥15519.4%
😢11013.8%
custom 5195317807042028248496.15%
custom 5469688237830198900354.39%
🙊60.753%
🥴30.376%

Custom emoji. 2 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 797 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 14 June 2026 to 26 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
2
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 20 we hold a reading for · 5%
Most on one post
2
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @eflodogere_mifasol. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 20 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 14 June 2026 to 26 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

26 Aug 2026, 08:12 UTC167 views10 reactionsread 29 August 2026

Погода идеально отвечает ощущению закончившегося лета. Еще в воскресенье я вылезала из палаточки в одной пижаме и грелась на солнышке, а сегодня все. Мокренько, зябенько. Сезон полигонный закончился и лето закончилось.

❤8😢2

19 Aug 2026, 12:15 UTC355 views44 reactionsread 29 August 2026

Простите, что плохо отвечаю на комментарии. И пишу тоже мало. Август вынул из меня полдуши, а еще не кончился. Я в режиме _лежит_орет_. Бежать-орать я уже не могу. Вот сейчас еду в такси на полигон, имею крошечные шансы успеть к параду. Я сегодня в отпуске, поэтому у меня было всего три созвона и две очных встречи в офисе. Один созвон отменился, но может быть успеет случиться, пока я еду в такси. Тут нужна шутка пр…

❤38😢6

13 Aug 2026, 06:23 UTC460 views36 reactionsread 29 August 2026

Дожили. Хирург по омс заявил мне, что я толстая. И предложил отменить гормонозаместительную терапию. Дескать, рановато вам быть в менопаузе, чо это вы придумали. Да ладно. Да ты серьёзно. Хорошо, что я заглянула к нему всего на 5 минут, получить заключение на мсэк для продления группы инвалидности. Тьфу.

custom 519531780704202824832🙊4

11 Aug 2026, 19:29 UTC449 views41 reactionsread 29 August 2026

Жизнь баловала меня. И сегодня было мое первое прощание с близким родственником. Я, конечно, не была готова, как будто можно быть готовым. И плакали, конечно, много плакали. Любили его очень. Такой хороший был мужик. Столько всего в нем было, настоящего. А потом поехала на переговоры с очередным банком, потому что жизнь и вот такая тоже. И вот такое тоже настоящее. Просто не его, но мое.

❤23😢18

9 Aug 2026, 11:55 UTC475 views68 reactionsread 29 August 2026

Вчера дедушке исполнилось 78. Мы сидели в палате 2ого хирургического отделения, где он оказался почти случайно, и читали результат кт - метастаз в печени, 9 см в поперечнике. Он почти не реагировал на нас, а я старательно отпихивала от себя мысль, о том, что я точно знаю, насколько ему плохо и больно. Буквально помню, насколько там не хочется жить. Трамадол явно не помогал, мы пытались судорожно придумать, как доб…

😢68

6 Aug 2026, 17:06 UTC459 views37 reactionsread 29 August 2026
Photo

Второй аутфит на Дюне получил кодовое название "дискошар") (Торкес, ты великолепна, потрясающие фото)

❤20🔥12custom 54696882378301989005

27 Jul 2026, 10:42 UTC609 views63 reactionsread 29 August 2026
Photo

Хотелось бы еще посмотреть в полный рост, но я так-то, знаете ли, ничего) хорошенький вышел образ. Отдельное спасибо Спыдре,БГ и Кано за внезапный кокошник^^

❤38🔥23custom 54696882378301989002

27 Jul 2026, 06:15 UTC509 views34 reactionsread 29 August 2026

Проснулась в 5 утра, посмотрела на светящийся прямоугольник окна на стене и долго не могла понять, где я нахожусь. Для это и ездим. Неделя в лесу. 4 дня в другом мире. Вернулась.

🔥18❤14custom 54696882378301989002

18 Jul 2026, 10:44 UTC618 views22 reactionsread 29 August 2026
Forwarded from @geltekcyberteamPhoto

💜 GELTEK CYBER TEAM — БРОНЗОВЫЕ ПРИЗЁРЫ MWI 2026 👑 💜💜💜 — девушки, вы сделали для этой победы всё и дальше больше, мы вас ЛЮБИМ!! GELTEK CYBER TEAM | МЫ В MAX

🔥14custom 54696882378301989007❤1

11 Jul 2026, 13:45 UTC646 views25 reactionsread 29 August 2026

В холле Хадассы живая музыка. Словила паничку на ресепшене госпиталя. Как будто вчера подписывала доки перед операцией. Смотрели фоточки слегка уплывших костезаменителей, строили планы на титановый имплант. Осенью по этому плану начнём новую главу моей истории.

❤25

10 Jul 2026, 16:53 UTC577 views50 reactionsread 29 August 2026
Photo

Во-первых, давайте все-таки покажу кота. Во-вторых, смешную медицинскую историю тоже расскажу. Вы же помните, что у меня у внутренних органов справа смешная тусовка в полупустом пространстве? Если нет, вот я вам напоминаю. Теоретически мои внутренние органы справа лежат на загнутой во внутрь правой половине пресса. Это не то, чтобы положенная природой конструкция, поэтому давеча я стала страдать от интересного эффек…

❤50

9 Jul 2026, 19:22 UTC406 views15 reactionsread 29 August 2026

Блогер из меня снова от слова "худо". Впрочем, у меня классический кризис жанра. Лучше мне не становится, хуже - ну куда уж хуже. На работе - супер интенсивная, но скорее рутина, без свершений. Отпуск кончился, до Дюны еще неделя - в общем, считай, ничего не происходит. А ныть у меня больше сил нет. Не котика же постить в самом деле.

❤15

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @eflodogere_mifasol. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Департамент коммуникаций
@communication_department · 41,197
Telegram ranks this channel #66 of 74 here — alongside 73 others — read 29 August 2026

This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Динамит мне под хвост” (@eflodogere_mifasol), 254 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/eflodogere_mifasol.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.