3 measurements spanning 21 days, net +1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 28–29 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
28 Aug 2026, 06:37
29
+1
11 Aug 2026, 06:17
28
no change
7 Aug 2026, 12:07
28
first reading
Engagement
5 posts held, back to 16 April 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 5 posts for this entry, the most recent from 27 May 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
1m 52s
Average length
28s
Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
32 reactions across 5 posts, in 3 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 68.8% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
custom 5361827147872747050
22
68.8%
🏆
5
15.6%
🔥
5
15.6%
Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it is Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 5 of the 5 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 32 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 5 most recent posts we hold, published 16 April 2024 to 27 May 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
абсолютно убитый сын никому не известной шлюхи, создал свой говно-клан и сидит на кануне ебыря моего фалоса, я дал ему понять что он сын проститутки болезней хварелой, создал себе клан мирня омежных шлюх, и сидит недо лесенкой сосет мою божественную, царскую, богоебырьскую фаллос, решил на мой половой орган дать агрессию в надежде хоть как то выжить против него, копропидорас соберись уже все свои сопли и дай нормальн…
всем ку, в сегодняшнем посте жирная шельма недееспособная дерьмолиповая срузбеская потешная свинья которая удумала без моего ведома прикасаться к моему великому члену который ни раз терзал данную непоколебимую телковидную жирнорылую тушкенцию, ебаная уродливая никому не известная раблоидная насадочная на хуй дочурка проблядухи ссаной, как мы видим что за махинации творит ебаный копромахиницонный жук который ни на что…
зачухал своим половым агрегатом свинное еблище поганого рабапидораса ака визкилл, поверившая в свои силы телочка которая пыталась выдать малейшего отпора моему хую была успешно убита и забита в углу, дерьмотролльщина ебучая прижимающиеся своей тухлой мордой к жопе своей матери потаскухи ебанной также было спалено на дыромахинациях что и не удивительно, сынище слаборазвитой шлюхи померло от объёма в размере три с поло…
отупевшая дуриха скурезная очкотраханный рабоблядь срубчинский терпильное отребье сосущей шлюхи, а так же попросту чадо говноедливой шалавы, являющегося обыкновенной грушей для битья для абсолютно каждый желающего, унеженная урна в которую каждый изрядно накончал попросту стерпела все мои фактологические обстрелы его анального отверстия, но и несмотря на это, тупорылый сын хуйни забился в своем манямирочке, откуда оч…
доброго времени суток смотрящие данного поста который представляет собой изьебку очередной тушки которая ополчилась на мой царский непокорный член такое маняморочное гнилое существо настолько слабое что аж от одного харчка в его слабо потешное еблище сразу же закрылось, Сраззи гость нашей программе где тщательно покажу его махинации на моем пенисе где данная нечесть пыталась отдефать свою телку которая была выше на п…
🔥1
Signed тема дабл капов
Showing the 5 most recent of 5 posts we hold for @ebal_tvoyu_maman. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Handles this channel named that no longer answer
Dead references
2
handles named in this channel’s posts, vacant today
Evidenced gone
0
we ourselves saw one of these resolve, at some point
Never seen alive
2
vacant every time we have ever looked
@ebal_tvoyu_maman named 2 handles that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
Never seen alive
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
@m1hictp_mbd named in 1 post, 12 August 2026 – 12 August 2026
@vezgrodenternyty named in 1 post, 12 August 2026 – 12 August 2026
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 28 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“discussion of bullshit” (@ebal_tvoyu_maman), 29 subscribers as measured 28 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ebal_tvoyu_maman.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
