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Channel
لـازانیا
@eausxv
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
3,033subscribers
+131 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1003557219344 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @eausxv |
| Created | Between 1 December 2025 and 31 May 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 27 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 15 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 27 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/eausxv |
Topic
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 14 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 95% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 27 Sept 2026, 18:58 | 3,033 | -54 |
| 18 Sept 2026, 15:02 | 3,087 | +30 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 12:19 | 3,057 | -42 |
| 10 Sept 2026, 12:41 | 3,099 | +98 |
| 5 Sept 2026, 04:16 | 3,001 | -27 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 03:07 | 3,028 | -18 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 11:24 | 3,046 | -1 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 13:22 | 3,047 | +42 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 02:54 | 3,005 | +116 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 12:17 | 2,889 | -13 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 21:28 | 2,902 | -34 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 07:49 | 2,936 | +35 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 09:43 | 2,901 | +4 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 02:25 | 2,897 | -5 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 17:48 | 2,902 | first reading |
Engagement
40 posts held, back to 16 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 40 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Telegram Stars
- Stars received
- 47
- across the posts below
- Posts paid on
- 5
- of 39 we hold a reading for · 13%
- Most on one post
- 19
- single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @eausxv. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 40 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 16 July 2026 to 7 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Recent posts
پستاشون قشنگن خب=))
الهی بترکم کاش دو دقیقه استارزامو به این سو و ان سو پرتاب نکنم
جوین نباشید ازتون فور نمیکنم
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لـازانیا pinned «پست ریپلای + این پیام رو فوروارد کنید ازتون فور کنم لیمیت سین نداریم !!! اینجا جوین باشید وگرنه ازتون فور نمیشه»
پست ریپلای + این پیام رو فوروارد کنید ازتون فور کنم لیمیت سین نداریم !!! اینجا جوین باشید وگرنه ازتون فور نمیشه
Posted without readable text
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my lıttlę %53 !? pöny 🍍 coplte when?! pony + (sleep)
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Showing the 12 most recent of 40 posts we hold for @eausxv. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Republished by 70 registered channels. The 48 listed are the ones that have forwarded the most posts; the rest are counted here but not each listed.
@Astromatiic · 32,1145 posts chea chea 's file (rest)
@chae1iu · 293 postsیـونـانِ بـاسـتـانی
@Historgreec · 1,1102 posts𝖯𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝖯𝗋𝗂𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗌𝗌 (🧁)
@PriincessStella · 142 postsana 's lemon
@an6ia · 522 postsbaemon پڪ بهمون
@baemonfile · 2,8192 postsℬ𝓁𝓊ℯ ℳℴℴ𝓃 𝜗ৎ ͏
@bluem177 · 402 posts cherriè ایتزی
@ch1rrie · 2352 posts it girl سین
@frwxt · 172 postsᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ ıꤍ𝗁꤀ɾᅟᅟᅟ ᅟᅟ
@ichorevara · 902 posts 𝗆︎𝖺𝗋𝗂𝖻︎𝖾𝗅︎𝗅︎𝖾
@jenstarl · 1872 postsbella 's stuff سومی
@jsom1i · 7282 poststeddy ’s home
@juh1n · 1312 posts eclipse ’s onyx
@jvvamp · 242 postsKotoseal
@kotonenini · 2242 postskya an angel پك کیا
@kya2l · 832 postscinder ’s mami
@lat1inu · 2702 posts 𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗅'𝗌 𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾 🆕
@luvkissangel · 5802 posts🔒
@my_iran1819 · 532 posts𝖮𝗆𝖾𝗀𝖺 𝖻𝗈𝗒
@omeaxaboy · 612 posts 𝖡𝗅𝗈𝗈𝖽𝗒 𝗉𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖽𝗂𝗌𝖾 شیپ
@parablw · 2442 posts𝓑𝗅𝖾𝗐
@rockstartalgi · 1102 posts لـیامز پـک 🆕، 𝖯𝗈𝗇𝖽𝗉huw𝗂𝗇
@rsxrc · 1422 posts هانـی
@Aussiecatz · 871 post 𝖢𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝖱𝗈𝗈𝗆 پرونده جنایی
@Cri2meroom · 1531 post лимонад . پک اسپا
@Douxea · 6,0611 postΣП-DΛƬΣ⁷ᵛʳ🖤
@ENDATEFORLIFE · 2321 post❲ 着物 ❳ ׄKiׅm꯭ꪀྀིׄᦅ
@KiMiNOSA · 9021 post•شاخـهےِ هَمـخون•
@KindredBough · 2001 post athyang ’s file.
@ae1xy · 2061 post 22‘ kitsćh پـك وونیونگ
@ang1cl · 3161 post 𝖻︎𝗅︎𝗈𝗂𝗌
@apilrn · 2321 post gyu empire 🆕️
@aurgyu · 2701 post f᥆xie ძoll پک چریونگ 🆕
@ch3eri · 4261 post𝖧𝗎𝗌𝖻𝖺𝗇𝖽
@chenpaxk · 821 post𝖫𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝖿𝗋𝖺𝗆𝖾 🆕
@cvpuq · 2421 post elfie ʼs tails نیوجینز
@d1ern · 2501 postㅤ 𝒱 anilla پک گرلز
@de3rr · 2271 post 𝖽𝖾𝖼ı𝖽𝖾 رشد درسي
@decxide · 1,5011 post ave maría پک لیسا
@etucri · 3381 post2|6¿7
@fzship · 1721 postgodu's talk 🤏🏻
@godustalk · 1151 postflaner ; rest.
@harmonyau · 4311 post sınner
@hhjx3 · 4,8531 postㅤ sayitDitto‘ room 🆕️
@httt1o · 511 postian ’s berry پک جدید
@ianfiIe · 2701 post ㅤ 𝖩𝗎𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗀𝗓 ꫂ᭪݁ 🆕الو سین
@juwangpack · 1281 postㅤ ꫂ᭪ ㅤtouch پـک کـتزای
@katseyefile · 2,4761 post
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
@beomclub01 · 1,1162 posts پꨲوني کׂꨲوچك 𖹭 استیکر
@po1uny · 1,6132 posts 𝖢𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝖱𝗈𝗈𝗆 پرونده جنایی
@Cri2meroom · 1531 postΣП-DΛƬΣ⁷ᵛʳ🖤
@ENDATEFORLIFE · 2321 postیـونـانِ بـاسـتـانی
@Historgreec · 1,1101 postㅤ oys 굴
@PQXNO · 5,0481 post𝖲𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗈𝗅 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗆 ꪆৎ وونیونگیسم
@Wonyoungismgirlysn · 4061 post panino
@brwed · 511 posthockey boy پڪ
@hockeyxx5 · 7381 postpars magazine.
@pers1ans · 1291 post𝖾𝗏𝖺𝗇 : 𝖻𝗈𝗒𝖿𝗂 rest
@pkevan · 4031 postrime
@rime1h · 2231 post daıly Ruby
@rubysdailys · 1011 postSong files
@songfiles · 11 post قصݛ شـیݛین
@ssweetpalace · 4511 post ּ ᥉᮫݀ׄ𝛋ׅ֥ׅ𝑦 ׅ ֹ 🐿
@tciqi · 1651 post
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 27 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“لـازانیا ” (@eausxv), 3,033 subscribers as measured 27 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/eausxv.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.