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МамаСисичная

@dontmamkai

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134subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003828339072
TypeChannel
Username@dontmamkai
DescriptionЗаписки начинающей яжматери
CreatedBetween 1 February 2026 and 30 June 2026— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded9 August 2026
Last confirmed live9 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/dontmamkai

Growth

1348 Aug 2026, 01:31 — 134 subscribers9 Aug 2026, 00:01 — 134 subscribers8 Aug 2026, 01:319 Aug 2026, 00:01
2 measurements taken within a single day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 133–135 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
9 Aug 2026, 00:01134no change
8 Aug 2026, 01:31134first reading

Engagement

12 posts held, back to 30 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
88.9%
avg views ÷ 134 subscribers
Avg views / post
119
12 posts measured
Reaction rate
23.4%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
12
of 12 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 8 August 2026
Posts held12 (30 July 20268 August 2026)
Views total1,429
Reactions total335
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken9 Aug 2026, 00:01 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
142
Videos
12
Links
15

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 9 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
25s
Average length
13s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

335 reactions across 12 posts, in 21 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 15.2% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🔥5115.2%
❤‍🔥4714.0%
🤣3510.4%
298.66%
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custom 5440718610404241986278.06%
custom 5404529538090672257216.27%
custom 5382003319386420581175.07%
🤩164.78%
custom 4909370343447069845154.48%
custom 538196338907547075182.39%
🥰82.39%
custom 538000864208488002461.79%
custom 538211100280646585761.79%
custom 490687029022870823351.49%
custom 538227341699476418351.49%
41.19%
custom 490915357215267304330.896%
custom 538217185819808479920.597%
custom 538192448096673572010.299%
1 further kind10.299%

Custom emoji. 13 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 12 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 335reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 30 July 2026 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
1
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 12 we hold a reading for · 8%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @dontmamkai. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 12 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 30 July 2026 to 8 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

8 Aug 2026, 06:15 UTC68 views17 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Если к роти с луком (тот, что бафнут маасдамом и ветчиной) добавить еще и яичный блинчик… то будет отрыв фляги 😐 употреблять с крепким кофиём Пойду поплачу над абонементом в зал #мамкиныкастрюли

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7 Aug 2026, 07:35 UTC94 views23 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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Про прививки и матерь тревожную Примерно месяц назад мы заказали девайс, помогающий сберечь мамкину кукуху от лишних дерганий с термометром по ночам Внимание, интеллектуальный градусник на липучке , который измеряет температуру тела каждые 2,5 секунды и транслирует её на телефон. А если есть отклонение от поставленной нормы - выдаёт оповещение 🚨 Пришло сие волшебство аккурат за день до предполагаемых прививок Тов

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5 Aug 2026, 16:49 UTC160 views22 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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Было? Было) Я так впервые лет 13 назад пыталась приготовить роллы дома 😐получилось так себе Расскажите про ваши кухонные ляпы 🐱 кто-то спалил кухню? Или забрызгал белые стены и потолок смородиновым вареньем в бутылке? #мамкинырассказы

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3 Aug 2026, 18:52 UTC142 views25 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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Пс, спите? Я пришел к тебе с приветом рецептом Сие роскошество уже было на прошлом моём канале (до того как я его снесла), поэтому имею смелость продублировать 🫥 Для меня это новое прочтение классических бутеров со шпротами - шпроты крупные 1 банка - вкусный черный или серый хлеб - майонез 2 ст л - чеснок 2 зубчика - помидор 1 шт крупный - сыр Чеддер - лук зеленый Чеснок давим в майонез, смешиваем и намазываем

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3 Aug 2026, 14:12 UTC125 views31 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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Бьюти-включение #2 Осторожно! Вызывает приступ нарциссизма и слепит прохожих! Девочкииии, это не шиммер, это какое-то жидкое золото! Я намазалась им полностью и выгляжу так, будто меня только что отлили на Монетном дворе Кожа мерцает так, что аж муж зажмурился, когда я вошла в комнату! 🐱 Из минусов: теперь всё время хочется ходить по дому в короне и чтобы меня называли «Ваше Величество» Божественно, хватайте ср

🔥14custom 53820033193864205818🤩63

2 Aug 2026, 12:49 UTC111 views34 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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У нас PARTYSKUMBRIA 🐱🥂 С рецептами вернусь завтра)

❤‍🔥19custom 53820033193864205819🤩6

2 Aug 2026, 08:03 UTC112 views41 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Video

Сегодня у моего супружника дэрэшечка! Муш! Будь! А всё остальное случится 🙂 Люблю! Спасибо за семью ❤ Пысы/ принимаем поздравления) он читает комментарии 🐱

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1 Aug 2026, 08:55 UTC123 views28 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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Здесь должны были быть брускетты на веранде, но сисичный террорист учинил скандал и уснул после отмены брони 😭 плак #мамкинырассказы

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1 Aug 2026, 06:59 UTC118 views29 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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Август, товарищи 💔 Успевайте насладиться последней каплей этого лета 🙂 Какие планы на месяц?

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30 Jul 2026, 20:01 UTC128 views25 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Video

Пс, вечер обещает быть томным сытым На очереди мамасисичный рецептос жирно-пасты на 4 порции🐱 Значитсо так, дабы стать аля иконой картин Рубенса нужно взять: - птитим в пакетиках 2 пакета по 50 гр - сливки 300 мл - рыба свежая красная 500 гр (я взяла кижуч) - рыба красная копчёная 50 гр - шпинат 150 гр - цукини 1 маленький - страчателла* на любителя - пармезан 50 гр - соль/перец молотый Рыбу в шкуре укладываем на

❤‍🔥10🔥9🤣5custom 53819244809667357201

30 Jul 2026, 18:29 UTC119 views36 reactions1 Starread 9 August 2026
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Сегодня мы проводили кисулёчкину Ба домой ❤ Ба стойко держала лицо во время посадки в такси, но держу пари, пустила слезу по пути на вокзал, мамасисичная уревелась дома, Кисюк тоже успел поорать Мы не виделись 2 года, мама живёт в Екатеринбурге, а мы в Москве, казалось бы, всего 1,5к км и вот, но увы, у всех свои дела и семьи Мама приехала офишиали повидать внука воочию, погостить на 5 дней, что по итогу оказалось

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30 Jul 2026, 14:23 UTC129 views24 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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🤡 #мамасичная

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Showing the 12 most recent of 12 posts we hold for @dontmamkai. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 237,278 of 1,340,412entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“МамаСисичная” (@dontmamkai), 134 subscribers as measured 9 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/dontmamkai.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.