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DOLPHIN ANECDOTS

@dolphin_anecdots

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry

40subscribers

-2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001201521227
TypeChannel
Username@dolphin_anecdots
CreatedBetween 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded10 August 2026
Last confirmed live9 October 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged4 times, most recently 9 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/dolphin_anecdots

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 30 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

4042417 August 2026 — 42 subscribers10 August 2026 — 42 subscribers21 August 2026 — 41 subscribers7 September 2026 — 40 subscribers7 August 20267 September 2026
4 measurements spanning 31 days, net -2. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 40–42 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
7 Sept 2026, 04:3840-1
21 Aug 2026, 16:2241-1
10 Aug 2026, 17:1542no change
7 Aug 2026, 02:0642first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 28 November 2022 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 29 November 2022. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

1 reaction across 1 post, in 1 kind.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤡1100.0%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 1 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 28 November 2022 to 29 November 2022, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

29 Nov 2022, 02:30 UTC157 viewsread 10 August 2026

Девушка - любимому молодому человеку: - Милый, мне холодно... - Дрожи, пока не вспотеешь! #Разные @dolphin_anecdots

29 Nov 2022, 02:00 UTC162 viewsread 10 August 2026

В еврейской семье купили килограмм мяса. Положили в кладовку. Утром смотрят - нет мяса. Подумали - может, это кошка мясосъела? Поймали кошку, взвесили - весит как раз килограмм. Тут дедушка и говорит:- Hу ладно, мясо мы нашли, но где же кошка? #Про_евреев @dolphin_anecdots

29 Nov 2022, 01:30 UTC145 viewsread 10 August 2026

- Милый, иди кушать макароны. - Иду... - Только они переваренные... - КЕМ? #Семейные @dolphin_anecdots

29 Nov 2022, 01:00 UTC120 viewsread 10 August 2026

.Учитель спpашивает ученика: - Что такое лошадиная сила? - Это скоpость, котоpую pазвивает лошадь весом 1 кг и pостом 1 метp. - Да где же это ты такую лошадь-то видел? - А ее так пpосто и не увидишь. Она находится в Паpиже, в палате меp и весов. #Разные @dolphin_anecdots

29 Nov 2022, 00:30 UTC100 viewsread 10 August 2026

Путём простейшей перестановки букв из Снегурочки может получиться как эпическая Огнесручка, так и абсолютно неполиткорректная Негросучка. А пожелание С Новым Годом превращается в брутальное Говно с дымом! #Разные @dolphin_anecdots

29 Nov 2022, 00:00 UTC88 viewsread 10 August 2026

FANTA! Вливайся! 40 бельгийский школьников уже влилось. #Афоризмы @dolphin_anecdots

28 Nov 2022, 23:30 UTC82 viewsread 10 August 2026

- Любимая! Мне так трудно найти нужные слова...- Ничего любимый, главное найди нужную сумму! #Семейные @dolphin_anecdots

28 Nov 2022, 23:00 UTC78 viewsread 10 August 2026

- Как будет по-японски "Продовольственная программа? - Накоси-ка, сука, сам. #Разные @dolphin_anecdots

28 Nov 2022, 22:30 UTC68 views1 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Моя прогрессивная бабушка вчера отожгла. На 70-летие с родителями съездили в магаз мебельный, купили диванчик неплохой, и для декораций по мелочи - стульчики, пуфик. Привезли нам диван, занесли поставили. Я чтоб проверить на выносливость приземлился на него с ускорением, на что отец прокомментировал, что прыгать на нём всё-таки не стоит, тем более, что бабушка весит 110кг. Мама так с иронией бабушке: -Поняла? На дива…

🤡1

28 Nov 2022, 22:00 UTC60 viewsread 10 August 2026

"AnnSun" что значит slaff? "Slaff" Ничего, просто это последний слог моего имени - Вячеслав! "AnnSun" А меня Аня зовут - НЯ =))) "x-butteff" Хы, а меня Сергей зовут, ник менять не хочу! #Цитаты @dolphin_anecdots

28 Nov 2022, 21:30 UTC56 viewsread 10 August 2026

xxx: Я не могу выйти из Интернета! yyy: А в чём проблема? xxx: Не хочу. #Цитаты @dolphin_anecdots

28 Nov 2022, 21:00 UTC56 viewsread 10 August 2026

- Скажите, поручик, а вам случалось попадать в катастрофы на железной дороге? - Было! Однажды было! Еду в купе с генералом и его дочкой. Заехали туннель - темнотища! Я возьми, и трахни по ошибке не дочку, а генерала! Катастрофа-с! #Поручик_Ржевский @dolphin_anecdots

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @dolphin_anecdots. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“DOLPHIN ANECDOTS” (@dolphin_anecdots), 40 subscribers as measured 7 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/dolphin_anecdots.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.