Bəli, Azərbaycanda rəsmi İsrail bazası yoxdur. Amma İranla sərhəddə İsrailin camış ferması var... Bəli, amma...
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Channel
@das_xeber
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
858subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001427895665 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @das_xeber |
| Created | Between 1 April 2019 and 31 August 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 7 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 7 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/das_xeber |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 7 Aug 2026, 17:38 | 858 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 08:47 | 858 | first reading |
18 posts held, back to 18 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 4 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 18 (18 July 2026 – 4 August 2026) |
| Views total | 8,856 |
| Reactions total | 272 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 7 Aug 2026, 08:47 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
272 reactions across 18 posts, in 18 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 30.1% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤣 | 82 | 30.1% | |
| 😁 | 55 | 20.2% | |
| 👍 | 31 | 11.4% | |
| 💯 | 23 | 8.46% | |
| 😢 | 18 | 6.62% | |
| 👏 | 16 | 5.88% | |
| 🤬 | 13 | 4.78% | |
| ❤ | 7 | 2.57% | |
| 🔥 | 7 | 2.57% | |
| 🤡 | 7 | 2.57% | |
| 🥴 | 5 | 1.84% | |
| 👻 | 2 | 0.735% | |
| ⚡ | 1 | 0.368% | |
| ✍ | 1 | 0.368% | |
| 💔 | 1 | 0.368% | |
| 😡 | 1 | 0.368% | |
| 🤝 | 1 | 0.368% | |
| 🥰 | 1 | 0.368% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 272reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 18 July 2026 to 4 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Bəli, Azərbaycanda rəsmi İsrail bazası yoxdur. Amma İranla sərhəddə İsrailin camış ferması var... Bəli, amma...
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Bəli, Azərbaycan dilini qorumalıyıq. Amma bunu ilk növbədə evdə Azərbaycan dilində danışaraq edə bilərik 😢 Bəli, amma...
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Bəli, 18 yaşına çatan hər kəsi icbari hərbi xidmətə aparırsız. Amma nədənsə nazir, məmur övladları vətənə borclarını bahalı məkanlarda əylənərək ödəyirlər... Bəli, amma...
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Bəli, polisə bu ixtiyarı vermisiz Amma polis bu həqiqi dəlini necə həbs eləsin?!... Bəli, amma...
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Bəli, Bakı inkişaf edib... Amma ancaq zənginlərin yaşadığı mərkəzi hissəsi... Bəli, amma...
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Bəli, ərbəində zillət bizdən uzaqdır deyirəm... Amma Azərbaycanda dindar qadınlar İmam Hüseynə ehsan verdikləri üçün həbsdədirlər və bu məsələ barədə susuram! Bəli, amma...
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Bəli, yatmaz Hüseynin pərçəmi deyəcəm... Amma əlimdə Hüseynin pərçəmini yox, Azərbaycanın bayrağını tutacam! Bəli, amma...
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Elçin Alıoğlu dəqiq statistika və rəqəmlər verməkdə davam edir. O, bu dəfə bildirib ki, qadınların 39, kişilərin 63 faizi tualetdən çıxandan əlini yumur. Həmçinin 830 tonluq hovuzda 75 litr sidik olur. Elçin Alıoğlu ümumiyyətlə siyasət aləmindən ayrılmağı və ifrazat üzrə mütəxəssis olmağı düşündüyünü bildirib 😢
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Təbəri yazır ki, Xəlifə Qarbaçovun vaxtında sərkərdə Nemət qiyam bayrağı qaldırır. Xəlifənin ordusu şəhri Badi-Kubəyə yürüş edəndə Nemət küçələrə tökdüyü xalqı əmin edir ki, meydanda qalın, sizə silah paylanacaq. Özü isə aradan çıxır. Xəlifənin ordusu xalqı qılıncdan keçirir. Nemət isə uzun illər sonra televiziyada bu cür pozada dayanır və deyir; İran dağılacaq və biz buna hazır olmalıyıq!
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⚠️Rauf Arifoğlu 2-ci dərəcəli "Vətənə xidmətə görə" ordeni ilə təltif edilib. İlham Əliyev bununla bağlı Sərəncam imzalayıb. ⭐️R.Arifoğlu bu mükafata media sahəsində uzunmüddətli səmərəli fəaliyyətinə və bu uğurda fəda elədiyi çənəsinə görə layiq görülüb.
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Çılğın Dondurmaçı kimi tanınan Türkiyə vətəndaşı şəhidlərin qəbrini ziyarət edərək onlara təşəkkür edib və bildirib ki, siz canınızı bu yolda verməsəydiniz biz indi rahat şəkildə sizin övladlarınızı qabağımızda oynada bilməzdik
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Türkiyəli bloger yeni elmi kəşfə imza atıb. O apardığı təcrübələr nəticəsində bu qənaətə gəlib ki, banan suya düşür, amma Azərbaycan bayrağı düşmür...
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Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @das_xeber. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 339,077 of 1,189,255entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Bəli, amma...” (@das_xeber), 858 subscribers as measured 7 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/das_xeber.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.