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Тот парень с порнозависимостью

@cumonmychannel

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32,427subscribers

-186 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001203248508
TypeChannel
Username@cumonmychannel
DescriptionТексты и подкасты о порно и сексе. Без NSFW, ссылок и спама Ресурс включен в перечень РКН (Уведомление 01143 от 16.01.2025) Вопросы, нюдсы и реклама — @stupidtowel По тарелочкам — https://t.me/whichoneisbetter 18+
Created29 January 2019measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live18 September 2026
Measurements held33
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 18 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/cumonmychannel

Topic

Adult — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 92% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

32,42732,62732,5276 August 2026 — 32,613 subscribers7 August 2026 — 32,603 subscribers8 August 2026 — 32,581 subscribers9 August 2026 — 32,576 subscribers10 August 2026 — 32,571 subscribers11 August 2026 — 32,557 subscribers12 August 2026 — 32,547 subscribers13 August 2026 — 32,541 subscribers14 August 2026 — 32,535 subscribers16 August 2026 — 32,538 subscribers17 August 2026 — 32,531 subscribers18 August 2026 — 32,523 subscribers19 August 2026 — 32,516 subscribers20 August 2026 — 32,509 subscribers21 August 2026 — 32,620 subscribers23 August 2026 — 32,627 subscribers24 August 2026 — 32,618 subscribers25 August 2026 — 32,608 subscribers26 August 2026 — 32,602 subscribers27 August 2026 — 32,592 subscribers28 August 2026 — 32,587 subscribers29 August 2026 — 32,581 subscribers30 August 2026 — 32,580 subscribers31 August 2026 — 32,566 subscribers2 September 2026 — 32,559 subscribers2 September 2026 — 32,557 subscribers4 September 2026 — 32,543 subscribers7 September 2026 — 32,514 subscribers10 September 2026 — 32,479 subscribers12 September 2026 — 32,470 subscribers14 September 2026 — 32,451 subscribers16 September 2026 — 32,439 subscribers18 September 2026 — 32,427 subscribers6 August 202618 September 2026
33 measurements spanning 43 days, net -186. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 32,397–32,657 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 33
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
18 Sept 2026, 06:1832,427-12
16 Sept 2026, 00:3932,439-12
14 Sept 2026, 08:0032,451-19
12 Sept 2026, 19:3732,470-9
10 Sept 2026, 20:3832,479-35
7 Sept 2026, 19:2132,514-29
4 Sept 2026, 17:3732,543-14
2 Sept 2026, 23:4732,557-2
2 Sept 2026, 01:0432,559-7
31 Aug 2026, 22:0332,566-14
30 Aug 2026, 20:5532,580-1
29 Aug 2026, 22:3232,581-6
28 Aug 2026, 18:5432,587-5
27 Aug 2026, 21:5532,592-10
26 Aug 2026, 19:2332,602-6
25 Aug 2026, 19:5232,608-10
24 Aug 2026, 19:1432,618-9
23 Aug 2026, 03:1432,627+7
21 Aug 2026, 14:5532,620+111
20 Aug 2026, 14:0432,509first reading

Engagement

45 posts held, back to 2 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 77 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
26.4%
avg views ÷ 32,427 subscribers
Avg views / post
8,570
25 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.27%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
25
of 45 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 21 September 2026
Posts held45 (2 August 202621 September 2026)
Views total214,230
Reactions total4,869
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken23 Sept 2026, 06:27 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
5,860
Videos
434
Links
2,010

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 23 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
7m 08s
Average length
1m 11s

Measured directly from 6 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

9,450 reactions across 45 posts, in 55 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 44.2% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
4,17944.2%
😁1,00310.6%
😭5846.18%
🔥4975.26%
🤣4424.68%
🍌3884.11%
💔3393.59%
👎2292.42%
💘2222.35%
😨1871.98%
👍1691.79%
❤‍🔥1371.45%
🤡1171.24%
🎉981.04%
🤬850.899%
🫡780.825%
🥰760.804%
🕊670.709%
👏610.646%
😢590.624%
35 further kinds4334.58%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 45 of the 45 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 9,450 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 45 most recent posts we hold, published 2 August 2026 to 21 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
24
across the posts below
Posts paid on
11
of 45 we hold a reading for · 24%
Most on one post
11
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @cumonmychannel. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 45 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 2 August 2026 to 21 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

21 Sept 2026, 13:29 UTC≈17,000 views155 reactions1 Starread 23 September 2026

🌠 Алина Олешева: бывшие отношения, красивые парни и трезвость (подкаст «правило 34») Украшаем понедельник разговорным контентом про секс, любовь, онлик и стриптиз. В гости забежала очаровательная Алина Олешева (@pinkoleshev), мы по такому случаю сделали кадр ещё красивее, а вопросы ещё каверзнее, поэтому вышел один из самых весёлых выпусков. Отдельно попросим о лайках и комментах, потому что на канале была летняя п

109🍌19💘10💩6🌚3🤡3🥰3🙏2

20 Sept 2026, 17:08 UTC≈6,820 views262 reactions1 Starread 23 September 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

107😁80🤮23🤣15🍌11🤡11🌚6💘4

19 Sept 2026, 18:46 UTC≈7,340 views210 reactions1 Starread 23 September 2026
Photo

предупреждение: политическая реклама уже на порносайтах в предложку канала активно пишут подписчики, что на Pornhub перед видео крутится реклама к выборам в России. выглядит как прероллы на YouTube для конкретной геолокации и попадается случайно. спасибо ребятам из регионов, показавшим примеры это агитационные ролики понятно каких партий, которые призывают голосовать только за себя и задействуют тезисы из методичек

135🫡34🔥12👍9🤡6👏4🥴3❤‍🔥2

17 Sept 2026, 20:20 UTC≈8,510 views92 reactionsread 23 September 2026
Photo

если не спится, можете почитать, почему и с чего вдруг разные государства стали сражаться против порно. так, в Европе конвенцию по борьбе с распространением порнографии подписали ещё в 1911 году — Россия к ней тоже присоединилась взять и установить, когда появилось порно, довольно затруднительно, ровно как понять, в какой момент его решили запретить. тем более, производители довольно изворотливы и пользуются тем, чт

55🍌17🔥9👍5🤔3🥴2👀1

16 Sept 2026, 09:40 UTC≈9,030 views164 reactionsread 23 September 2026
Video

со всем согласен, но не узнал четвёртую актрису, напомните? отдельное веселье — комменты под этим видео, где русскоязычные порнозвёзды просят взять их во вторую часть @cumonmychannel

😁8741🍌15😈8🤡5👎2💅2🤪2

15 Sept 2026, 20:21 UTC≈10,000 views122 reactionsread 23 September 2026
Photo

Порно настолько очистилось, что вернулись комедии, фантастика и политическая сатира Когда студии осваивали монетизацию, порнофильмы выглядели как комедии с сексом. И приносили миллионы за счёт носителей, а также шли в кинотеатрах, поэтому на производство бюджет не жалели. После прихода интернета, пиратства и кризиса, порно порезали на ролики, одомашнили и загрузили на сайты. Сценарий больше не нужен — достаточно ву

73🔥26🥰8👏5👍3👀2🌭1🍌1

14 Sept 2026, 10:09 UTC≈8,880 views113 reactionsread 23 September 2026
Photo

Презентация раскладушек от Apple снизила посещаемость Pornhub — это рекорд за пять лет Apple смогла отвлечь пользователей от порно: Pornhub отчитался о рекордном падении трафика во время презентации новых айфонов. Порносайт постоянно делится, как много пользователей ставят видео на паузу из-за анонсов Apple. Аналогично происходит во время других крупных событий: Супербоула, финала ЧМ по футболу и Евровидения. Сент

🤣6714🔥11😁8🦄4🥴3🍌2🍾2

13 Sept 2026, 18:05 UTC≈7,900 views70 reactionsread 21 September 2026
Forwarded from @pravilo34_vlzPhoto

Москвичи и гости столицы, это для вас вслед за Петербургом возвращаем живой подкаст в столицу: приходите вместе говорить «про это», приносите свои истории и берите друзей это то же «правило 34», что на YouTube, только вместо гостей — вы и другие зрители. можно травить байки про секс, задавать вопросы, спорить и смеяться с нами — записи всё равно не будет внесли чуть разнообразия (позвали Лёшу Шамутило) и учли пож

42🍌12🦄8🔥42💘1🆒1

12 Sept 2026, 15:53 UTC≈8,950 views308 reactions1 Starread 20 September 2026
Photo

ой, случайно воскресные мемы в субботу запостил, извините 👉👈

174🤣70🍌41💘6👍5🎉4👀2👎2

8 Sept 2026, 16:25 UTC≈4,590 views149 reactionsread 9 September 2026
Photo

«Надеюсь, я не стану примером»: стажерка с Уолл-стрит сделала нюдсы в офисе, попала в порно и стала большой звездой Вероника Вейн (Veronica Vain) — порноактриса с непредсказуемой историей . По устаревшему стереотипу, в индустрию приходят от безысходности или глупости. Но у девушки с финансовым образованием и карьерой на Уолл-стрит были свои причины. Её настоящее имя — Пейдж Дженнингс (Paige Jennings), выросла во Фл

93👍18🥰18🍌9🔥4😁3👏2💘1

6 Sept 2026, 15:36 UTC≈6,090 views265 reactions1 Starread 9 September 2026
Photo

сентябрь уже горит, а мемы все равно выходят

149😁55🍌29🤣11🥴8💩4🍓2👍2

5 Sept 2026, 11:27 UTC≈8,430 views301 reactionsread 9 September 2026
Photo

На берегу пляжа в Балтийском море из-за течения образовался остров загадочной формы. Местные уже шутят, что будут сдавать туристам свои видовые квартиры. Кажется, природа пытается нам на что-то намекнуть... @cumonmychannel 🔞

143😁80🍌42🍓11💘8🔥7🐳5❤‍🔥2

Showing the 12 most recent of 45 posts we hold for @cumonmychannel. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 9 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Тот парень с порнозависимостью” (@cumonmychannel), 32,427 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cumonmychannel.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.