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CUMBLASTER

@cumblastercommunity

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

228subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002289646060
TypeChannel
Username@cumblastercommunity
DescriptionCUMBLASTER – пищевая добавка, которая увеличивает объем и качество спермы🍍 Заказать и попробовать: OZON — https://ozon.ru/t/wjq4jle WB — https://www.wildberries.ru/catalog/217172790/detail.aspx?targetUrl=SN
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live8 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/cumblastercommunity

Growth

2287 Aug 2026, 14:47 — 228 subscribers8 Aug 2026, 10:17 — 228 subscribers7 Aug 2026, 14:478 Aug 2026, 10:17
2 measurements taken within a single day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 227–229 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Aug 2026, 10:17228no change
7 Aug 2026, 14:47228first reading

Engagement

11 posts held, back to 15 April 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
17.8%
avg views ÷ 228 subscribers
Avg views / post
40.5
2 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.47%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
2
of 11 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 4 August 2026
Posts held11 (15 April 20264 August 2026)
Views total81
Reactions total2
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken8 Aug 2026, 10:17 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
282
Videos
25
Links
16

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
32s
Average length
16s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

21 reactions across 8 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 28.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🍌628.6%
👍628.6%
523.8%
419.0%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 8 of the 11 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 21reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 11 most recent posts we hold, published 15 April 2026 to 4 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

4 Aug 2026, 08:07 UTC20 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @gruppettoPhoto

На Tour de France Femmes может разгореться «грудной» скандал Голландское издание wielerflits сообщает, что многие участницы женской версии Tour de France жалуются на то, что некоторые гонщицы специально увеличивают размер своей груди в день гонок с раздельным стартом. Добиваются это с помощью подкладок в своих спортивных бюстгальтерах. Делается это для того, чтобы добиться аэродинамического преимущества над участни

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23 Jul 2026, 15:06 UTC61 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Так ну давайте честно, она супер хот! Проэкспериментировали бы?

👍1

10 Jul 2026, 15:20 UTC99 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

The X Directory, Kink Cards 1984-1994 📓

32🍌1

11 Jun 2026, 12:17 UTC154 views2 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Ни одна корова не пострадала бы, если бы Канни Вэст принимал Cumblaster. 👻💛🖤

1👍1

7 May 2026, 17:03 UTC255 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Приложение, которое помогает бросить порно. 1,5 млн загрузок. И все в комментариях пишут: «Зачем?» В мире, где порно доступнее зубной пасты, появился странный цифровой тренд. Приложение Quittr (Майами, 2024 год, основатель — 20-летний Алекс Слейтер) помогает людям… перестать смотреть порно. У него уже 1,5 миллиона загрузок и $500 000 ежемесячной выручки. Люди платят за то, чтобы ограничить доступ к бесплатному кон

1

4 May 2026, 17:03 UTC173 viewsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Ты думаешь, мы шутим? Sperm Racing World Cup 2026 – это реально В 2026 году мир впервые увидит чемпионат мира по сперма-рейсингу. Нет, это не порно-пародия и не фейк. Это настоящий научно-спортивный турнир. Сайт уже работает. Заявки открыты. И да, твои сперматозоиды могут стать национальными героями. 🏆 Как это работает? Участвуют спортсмены из 128 стран. Они сдают биологические образцы, которые затем соревнуются

28 Apr 2026, 18:00 UTC163 viewsread 8 August 2026
Photo

–Может мы еще и подушки в виде женской груди сделаем? – Сделаем! Приобрели бы такую инновационную технологию себе домой? #Cumblaster

26 Apr 2026, 15:05 UTC171 viewsread 8 August 2026
Photo

10 фактов об ИППП, которые вы не знали ИППП — это не «что-то у грязных людей» и не наказание за бурную молодость. Это медицинская реальность, у которой есть история, статистика и… дома престарелых в главной роли. Вот 10 вещей, которые удивят даже тех, кто всегда «пользуется защитой». 1. Дома престарелых — настоящий рассадник ИППП Да, бабушки и дедушки тоже это делают. Риск беременности — ноль, виагра — есть, а раз

21 Apr 2026, 18:10 UTC165 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Твой мозг устраивает оргии без тебя. Буквально. Представь: ты спишь. Твой разум отдыхает. А тело… ну, тело решило не ждать приглашения. Знакомо? Просыпаешься сбитым с толку, с румянцем и очень конкретными физическими ощущениями? Поздравляю: возможно, у тебя был оргазм во сне. И нет, это не только «подростковые поллюции». Это настоящая, документированная медициной история. 🧠 Как это работает (коротко и по науке)

1

18 Apr 2026, 16:04 UTC137 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Сперматозоиды гибнут от перегрева, так что парни, кладем ноут куда угодно, но не на пах 👨‍💻 #Cumblaster

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15 Apr 2026, 17:03 UTC177 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Фотографии Кайли с отдыха! Не то, чтобы мы завидовали, но одной там явно делать нечего! #Cumblaster

🍌51

Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @cumblastercommunity. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“CUMBLASTER” (@cumblastercommunity), 228 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cumblastercommunity.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.