Channel
@cultured_seal
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Declared links · Cite this entry
64subscribers
-2 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002391514912 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @cultured_seal |
| Created | Between 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 4 times, most recently 12 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/cultured_seal |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 21 Aug 2026, 18:48 | 64 | +1 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 23:55 | 63 | -3 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 02:02 | 66 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 07:50 | 66 | first reading |
8 posts held, back to 26 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 8 posts for this entry, the most recent from 9 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
108 reactions across 8 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 37.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 | 40 | 37.0% | |
| custom 5256028995132098305 | 36 | 33.3% | |
| 💯 | 14 | 13.0% | |
| 🆒 | 13 | 12.0% | |
| custom 5364149763107201021 | 5 | 4.63% |
Custom emoji. 2 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 8 of the 8 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 108 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 8 most recent posts we hold, published 26 July 2026 to 9 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
👽 Сегодня свой 58-ой день рождения празднует красотка Джиллиан Андресон, а 7 августа отпраздновал 66-ой день рождения Дэвид Духовны! А я когда-нибудь вернусь к пересмотру сериала - остановился пока на 8 сезоне, но вернусь!
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Открываем предзаказ на комикс «Свинапокалипсис» от нотбэт и Александра Дьякова! КсК: https://clck.ru/3V8o7u ЧиГ: https://clck.ru/3V8o7i Edge: https://clck.ru/3V8o7L Кровавый слэшер в декорациях русской глубинки! Услышав подозрительные звуки за дверью, убедитесь, что это не топот маленьких копытцев. Считаете себя хищником? Попробуйте не стать добычей. А если на ужин вы планируете свинину, то будьте готовы к своей п…
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Ну что, народ, погнали? Я уже успел вчера оформить предзаказ на три обложки, что и вас советую! Поддержим Тима и почитаем оригинальную историю - думаю разочарованным не будет никто!
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❤️ не хотел ничего покупать - но эксклюзивная своп-карта для магазина 28ой сама себя не получит да и плюс посмотрите какой крутой шар залутал! Фанко много не бывает, а если они ещё и миниатюрные - то можно заставить все пространство дома (которого итак мало) - мне попался Человек-Паук, а сам снежный шар, в котором вместо снега глиттер, выглядит неплохо - покажу попозже. Ну и взял для моей пузырьковой коллекции Крас…
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Это не учебная тревога! Анонс от Альпаки - комикс Тима уже ближе чем кажется! Ждём предзаказа!
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Анонс! В этом году выйдет дебютный комикс Тимофея Яковенко, более известного как нотбэт! Встречайте... «Свинапокалипсис» 🐽 Жанр? Кровавый слэшер в декорациях русской глубинки! "Услышав подозрительные звуки за дверью, убедитесь, что это не топот маленьких копытцев. Считаете себя хищником? Попробуйте не стать добычей. А если на ужин вы планируете свинину, то будьте готовы к своей последней трапезе." 24 страницы, син…
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🍔 конец рабочей недели прошел под эгидой противостояний: провел на работе очередной турнир на Playstation - в этот раз дисциплиной стал Теккен 8. Это уже третий номерной турнир по Теккен, и три раза у нас один и тот же победитель. Решили с коллегами отметить и победу устоявшегося чемпиона и окончание тяжёлой недели. Выбор пал на Неканон, как будто были ещё варианты... Попробовал бургер - Пухля (идёт неделя по Гравит…
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🤩 быстренько забежал на день обмена в 28ой - поменял одну карту баббл (Мрак как всадник Смерти) и залутал несколько карточек с Генгаром (и его предыдущими формами) Собираю карты покемонов только с Гастли, Хаунтером и Генгаром - решил вот такой вид коллекционирования для себя устроить #баббл #bubble #pokemon #покемон
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Showing the 8 most recent of 8 posts we hold for @cultured_seal. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
One URL this entry has put in its own public description, shown exactly as written there. A declaration, not a verified association — we measured that the description contained this text, and nothing more. It is not a claim that this entry owns, runs or is connected to whatever the link resolves to; a description is text anyone controls, and anyone can put anyone else’s URL into it. How this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 21 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“КультТюлень” (@cultured_seal), 64 subscribers as measured 21 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cultured_seal.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.