Channel
@crazy_biohak
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
29subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 10 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002385702495 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @crazy_biohak |
| Created | Between 1 September 2024 and 12 November 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 4 times, most recently 13 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/crazy_biohak |
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 30 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 31% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 9 Sept 2026, 21:22 | 29 | -1 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 04:31 | 30 | no change |
| 10 Aug 2026, 05:45 | 30 | first reading |
10 posts held, back to 12 November 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 10 posts for this entry, the most recent from 14 March 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
17 reactions across 8 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 47.1% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 | 8 | 47.1% | |
| 👍 | 3 | 17.6% | |
| ❤🔥 | 2 | 11.8% | |
| ❤ | 1 | 5.88% | |
| 👏 | 1 | 5.88% | |
| 💯 | 1 | 5.88% | |
| 😁 | 1 | 5.88% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 8 of the 10 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 17 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 10 most recent posts we hold, published 12 November 2024 to 14 March 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Грибы 🍄 есть или не есть?)) Спустя пару минут Гусеница вынула мундштук, раза два зевнула и потянулась. Потом она спустилась с гриба и поползла в траву, бросив на ходу: – Отломишь с одной стороны – вырастешь, с другой стороны – уменьшишься. "С одной стороны ЧЕГО? С другой стороны ЧЕГО?" – недоуменно подумала Алиса. – Гриба, – ответила Гусеница, словно Алиса произнесла эти слова вслух, и скрылась из гла…
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О вреде перестановки будильника «еще на 5 минут»)
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Синдром белого кролика 🐇 ⏱️ 🔸Думаю с этим синдромом в современном мире сталкиваются многие, потому что бешенный ритм и современные реалии диктуют нам свои правила. Мы хотим быть супер продуктивными, эффективными, в моменте, в ресурсе, в балансе, любящей матерью, супругой, дочерью, успевать встречаться с подругами (и на этих встречах обязательно обмениваться тем кто сколько «успел» сделать)🤪 🔹Дополнительно нас подго…
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ТОП-3 последствия новогодних праздников и как их избежать? Приглашаю в четверг в 18:00 по Мск на эфир, где обсудим самые частые последствия новогодних праздников и как их можно минимизировать: Вы узнаете: Лайфхаки при переедании в праздники Как пить, чтобы вам ничего не было Как есть салаты без расплаты лишним весом Кто хочет быть на празднике самым весёлым и здоровым - приходите на эфир 19 декабря в 18 часов по м…
Мой ремонт подошел к концу, но навалилась работа и предновогодняя суета 😁🎄 В связи с эти хочу вас позвать на очень интересный новогодний вебинар который будут вести мои коллеги))
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Итак ремонт на кухне почти завершен, жду когда установят сам гарнитур и буду перетаскивать всю кухонную утварь по местам 🥳 И у меня наконец-то появится время на канал 🔥 А пока хочу пригласить всех желающих на экспресс-консультацию (бесплатно!) на ней вы получите рекомендации по питанию, список анализов и схему дальнейших действий)) Кто хотел разобраться с проблемами по здоровью или профилактировать их- ставьте + в…
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Showing the 10 most recent of 10 posts we hold for @crazy_biohak. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Записки сумасшедшего биохакера” (@crazy_biohak), 29 subscribers as measured 9 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/crazy_biohak.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.