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Срав пес, гуділи бджоли 🇺🇦

@cowintheshell

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182subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001361741472
TypeChannel
Username@cowintheshell
Descriptionhttps://t.me/joinchat/TcfDrGeSjjCDuC5h чат каналу https://www.linkedin.com/in/derolexa https://mywishlist.online/w/vjecl2/akelaras-wishlist @AkelaRa
Created19 December 2017measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live7 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/cowintheshell

Growth

1826 Aug 2026, 06:45 — 182 subscribers7 Aug 2026, 08:03 — 182 subscribers6 Aug 2026, 06:457 Aug 2026, 08:03
2 measurements spanning 1 day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 181–183 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
7 Aug 2026, 08:03182no change
6 Aug 2026, 06:45182first reading

Engagement

17 posts held, back to 2 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
45.2%
avg views ÷ 182 subscribers
Avg views / post
82.3
17 posts measured
Reaction rate
12.3%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
17
of 17 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 15 of 17 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026
Posts held17 (2 August 20267 August 2026)
Views total1,399
Reactions total153
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken7 Aug 2026, 08:03 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
13,100
Videos
899
Links
4,750

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 7 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Reaction mix

153 reactions across 15 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 35.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
5535.9%
👀2113.7%
😢2013.1%
🔥1711.1%
❤‍🔥117.19%
💯85.23%
😁85.23%
🎃63.92%
💔31.96%
👍21.31%
🤡21.31%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 153reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 2 August 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 07:03 UTC41 views10 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Чудова тема зупиняти пса від розлизування лапоньок 😈 бо шось голосом вже сил нема Ну. Майже чудова. Зараз він підійшов і в нас обтрусився 🤣🤣

5🎃5

6 Aug 2026, 13:36 UTC69 views22 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Дуже хочеться робити якісь великі справи. Але за бортом 38°, в приміщенні не падає нижче 26, перший день циклу, гайморит повертається, регресія через коліно – здається сама більша справа сьогодні це просто не напартачити.

😢18💯4

6 Aug 2026, 11:30 UTC64 viewsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @twistedfox_bookPhoto

Photo, posted without a caption

6 Aug 2026, 11:30 UTC50 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @twistedfox_book

Любі друзі, дорога родино, офігітєльна обʼява! Якийсь час тому ми скооперувалися з чарівною відьмою Ксандрою Осініною Парфуми від Чар-Зілля у творчо-парфумерному акті, і я під її суворим наглядом намішєла тріповий міжвимірний парфум, котрий відображає мій внутрішній світ. Цей парфум - унісекс. Він носить назву Pitch Witch, що відповідає назві мого нового музичного проєкту PTCH WTCH (і, власне, це його перший мерч).

👍21

6 Aug 2026, 09:02 UTC73 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026

ТИ ТОЧНО НЕ ЗАХОЧЕШ ЦЕ ПРОПУСТИТИ! Привіт 👋 В мене чудова новина! Зовсім скоро я проведу перший в своєму житті ОНЛАЙН ВОРКШОП для QA Тому першими хочу запросити тих, хто вже зі мною. ⏰Коли? - 12.08 і 13.08 о 19:00 по Києву Що буде: ▪️ День 1. Архітектура для QA: те чого вас ніколи не вчили — але без чого ви інженер напівставки ▪️ День 2. Автоматизація перевірок Postman ▪️Між днями — практичне завдання на реал

3

5 Aug 2026, 16:34 UTC64 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @zoopsycho

Всім привіт. Київ. Шукаю роботу. 11 років досвіду QA. З них вісім років Java, Groovy, тестування бекенду, API, Elasticsearch, БД. Досвіду з вебом небагато. Зараз закінчую курси з Pyton. За першою освітою інженер за спеціальністю "Промислова електроніка". Вісім років досвіду в конструкторському бюро. Вмію в документацію, технічні описи. Шукаю віддалену роботу. Максимум раз на тиждень можу приїхати в офіс. Але доволі с

3

5 Aug 2026, 16:26 UTC81 views7 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Вперше побачила лого кодребіту. Це тому шо рев'ю пул реквеста шішкою і потім допилювання його напільніком ще та порнографія?

😁7

5 Aug 2026, 14:31 UTC97 views2 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Геймифікація таск менеджменту https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbojjxBKmbJ/?igsh=Y2llbmN2b3U1MTRm

2

5 Aug 2026, 06:34 UTC86 views17 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Це ми вчора катались такі радісні, ще в дорозі до лікарні, а не назад. Друзі, я багато в особисті повідомлення отримую питань щодо того, чи не відкрила я банку на лікування Шрайка. Не відкрила. Цього разу маємо вкластися в 25к, їх мені позичить подруга до моєї зарплати (я напевно твоє ім'я не називатиму, але люблю тебе неймовірно, дякую 🩷), зарплати має вистачити і на це і на податки, хоча свого стоматолога я пер

12❤‍🔥5

5 Aug 2026, 06:04 UTC91 viewsread 7 August 2026

1. Хто з дому ще не виходив, то за можливості уникайте цього: дим не сприяє легкості повітря. 2. Водії точно такі ж чмурні, як пішоходи. Будьте пильні на дорозі.

5 Aug 2026, 03:35 UTC96 views12 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Все проспала, навіть не чула. Ми ок.

6❤‍🔥6

4 Aug 2026, 19:27 UTC102 views13 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Іноді в тредсах корисне

13

Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @cowintheshell. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 307,147 of 1,169,250entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Срав пес, гуділи бджоли 🇺🇦” (@cowintheshell), 182 subscribers as measured 7 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cowintheshell.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.