Лицо русского писателя-классика, когда зашифровал черты характера персонажей в их говорящих фамилиях.
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Channel
@conquest72
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Cite this entry
29subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001738159113 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @conquest72 |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 22 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 22 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/conquest72 |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 22 Aug 2026, 10:02 | 29 | -1 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 04:00 | 30 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 15:50 | 30 | first reading |
16 posts held, back to 11 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 10 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 16 (11 July 2026 – 10 August 2026) |
| Views total | 138 |
| Reactions total | 29 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 11 Aug 2026, 04:00 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
44 reactions across 14 posts, in 20 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 13.6% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 6 | 13.6% | |
| 🤣 | 5 | 11.4% | |
| 👍 | 4 | 9.09% | |
| 🤮 | 4 | 9.09% | |
| 🦄 | 3 | 6.82% | |
| 🆒 | 2 | 4.55% | |
| 👏 | 2 | 4.55% | |
| 💯 | 2 | 4.55% | |
| 😁 | 2 | 4.55% | |
| 😱 | 2 | 4.55% | |
| 🤪 | 2 | 4.55% | |
| 🫡 | 2 | 4.55% | |
| ✍ | 1 | 2.27% | |
| 🌚 | 1 | 2.27% | |
| 👌 | 1 | 2.27% | |
| 👎 | 1 | 2.27% | |
| 😎 | 1 | 2.27% | |
| 😭 | 1 | 2.27% | |
| 🤓 | 1 | 2.27% | |
| 🤷 | 1 | 2.27% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 14 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 44reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 11 July 2026 to 10 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Лицо русского писателя-классика, когда зашифровал черты характера персонажей в их говорящих фамилиях.
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Ничего особенного, просто очень дорогая книга с озона
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Каждый уважающий себя Денис должен заказать тот самый свитшот и тот самый портрет на холсте
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Практически не пользуюсь ВК, но решил зайти и полистать ленту. И вот из чего она состоит: 1. Профили каких-то левых людей. Свадебные и семейные фото. 2. Новости шоу-бизнеса 3. Тренд 2026 года! Портреты на холсте по фото. Реклама 4. Видео с зожниками 5. Видео для домохозяек - готовка, лайфхаки 6. Нейровысеры 7. Трогательные фейковые истории. "Он отказал бабушке в ремонте, а на следующий день не мог смотреть своим сот…
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Чем занимаются женщины, когда собираются женской компанией 1. Обсуждают месячные. Достают календарики, сверяют циклы. 2. Пердят 3. Обсуждают своих вторых половинок в негативном ключе 4. Обсуждают, с кем бы замутили из знаменитостей Встреча заканчивается лесбийской оргией
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Как починить розетку 1. Внимательно рассмотреть розетку, заглянуть внутрь через отверстия. Походить вокруг да около. 2. Легонько постучать по розетке. 3. Встать напротив розетки, уперев руки в бока. Постоять так минуту, глядя на розетку, подумать. 4. Проверить, не заработала ли она. 5. Если не заработала, то обесточить сеть. 6. Снять лицевую панель розетки при помощи отвертки. 7. Рассмотреть, что там внутри, со всех…
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Какого контента больше хочется на канале?
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Мастерство Когда утром, не успев открыть глаза, с первого раза попадаешь кистью руки в лежащий неподалеку телефон.
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Какое послание несет хозяин собаки своим выбором породы 1. Маленькая декоративная собака, чихуахуа - "я тупая пизда" 2. Огромная злая псина, овчарка, питбуль - "я отбитый наглухо параноик, обходите меня стороной" 3. Популярная инстаграмная порода, корги - "я нормис" 4. Беспородная, взятая из приюта - "я за все хорошее, против всего плохого" 5. Некрасивые породы, мопс - "я - извращенец"
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Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @conquest72. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The 3 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Какого контента больше хочется на канале?
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Когда едете на эскалаторе вверх, как стоят ваши ноги?
Shares as published, totalling 101%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Какой бойз-бэнд круче?
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 11 July 2026 to 10 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 22 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“покормляя тюлень” (@conquest72), 29 subscribers as measured 22 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/conquest72.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.