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Вода для комиков

@comedywater

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112subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001895169381
TypeChannel
Username@comedywater
DescriptionМеня зовут Лена Гущина (СПБ)🫱🏻‍🫲🏼
CreatedBetween 1 November 2022 and 31 August 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded9 August 2026
Last confirmed live14 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/comedywater

Growth

1127 August 2026 — 112 subscribers9 August 2026 — 112 subscribers7 August 20269 August 2026
2 measurements spanning 2 days. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 111–113 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
9 Aug 2026, 06:33112no change
7 Aug 2026, 17:44112first reading

Engagement

19 posts held, back to 15 May 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
81.6%
avg views ÷ 112 subscribers
Avg views / post
91.4
5 posts measured
Reaction rate
8.85%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
5
of 19 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 4 of 5 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 30 July 2026
Posts held19 (15 May 202630 July 2026)
Views total457
Reactions total34
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken9 Aug 2026, 06:33 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
232
Videos
21
Links
39

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 9 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
3m 54s
Average length
3m 54s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

184 reactions across 18 posts, in 21 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 15.2% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🔥2815.2%
2614.1%
👍2513.6%
💅126.52%
❤‍🔥115.98%
😢115.98%
🤝105.43%
💔84.35%
😁84.35%
🐳73.80%
😱73.80%
🤔63.26%
🥴63.26%
👏52.72%
💯52.72%
👀31.63%
🤓21.09%
🌚10.543%
🏆10.543%
🕊10.543%
1 further kind10.543%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 184reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 15 May 2026 to 30 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

30 Jul 2026, 12:13 UTC53 views11 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Так-так-так, пора рассказать, как я в кино поплакала🥺 В общем, мы с Максом были в Беларуси недавно, и от нефиг делать решили сходить в кино. Я пошерстила афиши, выбор пал на фильм Джона Карни "Это хит!" (В оригинале там игра слов от фамилии главного героя "Power Ballad"). Суть фильма проста и попадёт точно в больное место многих творческих деятелей: как по доброте душевной ты потусил вечерок с селебом, а он взял да

👍4❤‍🔥3🔥2🤝2

20 Jul 2026, 14:13 UTC75 views7 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Forwarded from @mtvoldschoolVideo

29 лет прошло с выхода сингла Rammstein "Du Hast" ❤‍🔥 По такому случаю достали запись клипа в передаче Декодер 📺

🔥32😱2

20 Jul 2026, 11:56 UTC167 views6 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Вчерашний пост растворился в футбольной лихорадке. Ну и хрен с ним. Просто знайте, что Ламин Ямаль мой внебрачный сын, так уж сложилось с прошлого чемпионата Европы. Как мать, конечно, рада за него❤️ Долго объяснять, just let you know🇪🇸

💅42

19 Jul 2026, 11:53 UTC89 views10 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Стендап на ТНТ закрыли к хуям, и шоу переезжает в интернет. Чем не повод написать очередной пост про ситуацию с жанром? 🟢 Про цензуру, рейтинги и форматы я уже писала. Теперь пора об интернетах этих ваших. Многие думают, что видео на ютюбе может конкурировать с эфиром на ТНТ. Однако это совершенно разная аудитория и совершенно разные типы потребления контента. Стендап на ТНТ в принципе давно никого не делал звездами

🔥3👀2💯2😢2👍1

12 Jul 2026, 20:30 UTC101 views19 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Выступить в Сторе в походном прикиде✔️вместе с мужем✔️ пошутить про пердёж😁

❤‍🔥8🔥43👍2👏1💅1

1 Jul 2026, 14:22 UTC155 views7 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Вода для комика, ну Шуток не будет, все силы ушли в кроль

🐳7

27 Jun 2026, 10:39 UTC164 views9 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Video

Когда заново прочитала материалы про семью Джексонов и про обвинения Майкла в pdf. Просто пиздец🤢

😢6🤓2🌚1

26 Jun 2026, 11:52 UTC143 views8 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Ещё ходили в настоящий здоровый кинотеатр смотреть фильм "Майкл". Мне фильм не очень понравился☹️ Я музыку Джексона люблю💕 С Тимошей мы I want you back и who's loving you каждый день по десять раз смотрели на ютюбе. И каждый, вот каждый раз в глаза бросалось, насколько мелкий Майкл одарённее своих братьев. Удивительно талантливый мальчик вырос в удивительно талантливого и, будем честны, странненького дядечку. И я до

💯3🔥2🤝21

25 Jun 2026, 08:01 UTC104 views11 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Третьего дня пришлось мне пилили ногти💅 и смотреть у них в салоне очередной спин-офф Битвы Экстрасенсов🔮 Там в жюри сидела мадама, которую я однажды встретила на рейсе vueling ✈️ (блин, аж слезу пробило) десять лет назад, когда летела в отпуск в Малагу. С ней на пересадке в Барселоне фоткались наши соотечественники, я от скуки тоже за компанию пристроилась. И вот она зачем-то мне сказала, чтобы я не переживала, что м

😁6🔥2👀1🤔1🤯1

24 Jun 2026, 08:52 UTC97 views11 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Так, мы на селе, ждите контент

🔥5👍3😁2💅1

16 Jun 2026, 12:23 UTC113 views7 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Forwarded from @standup_dvizhPhoto

🎙 Благотворительный STAND UP концерт «Наш друг, Соелма!» 13 июня мы потеряли Соелму Гармаеву — стендап-комикессу, импровизатора и просто человека, который всегда был рядом и умел делать людей счастливее. В это воскресенье Стендап Движ собирает её друзей (на сцене, и в зале), чтобы провести вечер так, как любила Соелма: тепло, весело, и с хорошими шутками. Выступать будут классные комики, участники ТВ и интернет-про

💔43

Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @comedywater. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Вода для комиков” (@comedywater), 112 subscribers as measured 9 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/comedywater.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.