Всё, я распускаю калледж. Вы все теперь распускницы! Заявление ректора
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Channel
@collegedeviz
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
39subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002160098631 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @collegedeviz |
| Description | Астрахань, 1914 год 🏛️ Начали строительство калледжа благородных девиц, но проект заморозили ⏯ 2024 год. Проект снова запущен, но никто им не объяснил, что играть в квн уже не актуально В их сердцах лёд, а в глазах огонь 🔥 поэтому у них мокрые шеи 💦 |
| Created | 5 September 2024 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 10 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/collegedeviz |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Aug 2026, 20:15 | 39 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 19:48 | 39 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 11 October 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 November 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 10 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Measured directly from 9 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
123 reactions across 17 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 36.6% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 45 | 36.6% | |
| 👍 | 33 | 26.8% | |
| 😁 | 27 | 22.0% | |
| 🍓 | 9 | 7.32% | |
| 👏 | 2 | 1.63% | |
| 😍 | 2 | 1.63% | |
| 🤯 | 2 | 1.63% | |
| custom 5219872564569972166 | 1 | 0.813% | |
| 💊 | 1 | 0.813% | |
| 😱 | 1 | 0.813% |
Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it isTelegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 123reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 11 October 2024 to 5 November 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Всё, я распускаю калледж. Вы все теперь распускницы! Заявление ректора
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Услышав эту новость, девочки очень обрадовались! Побежали подавать документы с Политех!
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Всё, нашего ректора забрали...
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И как нам на это реагировать?
Институт благородных девиц предложили возродить в России Президент Российской муниципальной академии Александр Айгистов выступил за создание системы воспитания женщин, основанной на духовных и семейных ценностях. Также он предложил передать здание Смольного института благородных девиц в Санкт-Петербурге этой организации. Новости Дня
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Уже завтра концерт Уже завтра финал Уже завтра калледж благородных девиц
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Покупайте билеты Пишите @ereshpaeva
Ректор запер студенток, чтобы они писали КВН, но те просто играют в имаджинариум ✨ "до концерта 4 дня, а у вас нет сценария??? Дебилизм - вот моя ассоциация. Надо было заперать вас в кабинете без телика. Вы бы еще себе стендап-тур организовали и все вместе бы уехали! Квн это единственное место, где калледж благородных девиц выглядит еще актуально!" отметил глубокоуважаемый ректор #новости_калледжа #обращение_к_рект…
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"Я сам в разводе, это конечно да.... Понимаю....😭😭😭" отметил глубокоуважаемый ректор #благородный_тикток #Эльнара #Алиса
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Нашим студенткам предстоит победить финал КВН 🏛 "Судя по видосам, у них херово выходит шутить. Ничё, я сам на сцену выйду, помогу девчатам, анекдот расскажу " отметил глубокоуважаемый ректор На что студентки ответили ректору: "Пожалуйста, не надо" 🎫 Насчет билетов писать @ereshpaeva #новости_калледжа #игра
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В нашем калледже случилась истерика 🏛 Девушки посмотрели "черное зеркало" и узнали, что благородных девиц может заменить искусственный интеллект "Мы каждый день здесь учим матемачиху, моем посуду и репетируем реверансы. Представьте, что если бы карате пацан делал все бессмысленные упражнения - действительно бессмысленно? Просто потому, что появился карате пацан джипити и оригинальный карате пацан стал не нужен. Что…
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Посвещается всем творческим студенткам, которые имеют смелость проявляться 💛 "Хейтерские комментарии пишет всякое говно. Че на говно обижаться? Кстати, тик-ток ваш фигня" отметил глубокоуважаемый ректор #благородный_тикток #Алла
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @collegedeviz. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“калледж благородных девиц” (@collegedeviz), 39 subscribers as measured 10 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/collegedeviz.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.