Channel
@churchofnoise
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
85subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001886820122 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @churchofnoise |
| Description | Канал об экстремальной и экспериментальной музыке |
| Created | Between 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 15 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/churchofnoise |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 9 Aug 2026, 17:02 | 85 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 12:36 | 85 | first reading |
17 posts held, back to 10 January 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 25 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 9 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
76 reactions across 12 posts, in 18 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 28.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 | 22 | 28.9% | |
| ❤🔥 | 15 | 19.7% | |
| 🍌 | 9 | 11.8% | |
| 🦄 | 6 | 7.89% | |
| 👍 | 4 | 5.26% | |
| 😎 | 4 | 5.26% | |
| 💘 | 3 | 3.95% | |
| 💊 | 2 | 2.63% | |
| 😱 | 2 | 2.63% | |
| ❤ | 1 | 1.32% | |
| 🆒 | 1 | 1.32% | |
| 🌭 | 1 | 1.32% | |
| 🍓 | 1 | 1.32% | |
| 🐳 | 1 | 1.32% | |
| 👻 | 1 | 1.32% | |
| 👾 | 1 | 1.32% | |
| 🤩 | 1 | 1.32% | |
| 🤯 | 1 | 1.32% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 76reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 10 January 2026 to 25 June 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Warning — Rituals of Shame (2026) Пока в Белграде плавится асфальт и вот-вот размякнет бетонный брутализм, хочется хотя бы мысленно перенестись в более щадящие погодные условия (желательно с тучами и дождями), и британский дум-метал как раз может помочь с такой телепортацией. На вопрос, почему Патрик Уокер вернулся к своей первой группе спустя 20 лет после культового «Watching from a Distance», музыкант отвечает че…
💘3❤🔥1🍌1
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Nuclear Death — The Planet Cachexial (1996) С нежностью отношусь к новаторскому дэт-грайнду на ранних альбомах аризонцев. С этой же работой был знаком только шапочно. На днях сел послушать внимательно — и, кажется, въехал. «The Planet Cachexial» создавался почти в полной изоляции. Лори Браво и Стив Кован не получили заметного отклика после предыдущего «All Creatures Great and Eaten» (о нем я уже писал) и потеряли и…
❤🔥2💊1🔥1🤯1
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Majak — Krvava svadba (2026) Suplexx — Fuck Life (2026) Больше 2,5 лет живу в Сербии, но ни разу не писал про местные группы. С андеграундом здесь полный порядок — буду время от времени делиться находками. Вчера, например, сходил на концерт восходящих звёзд белградского хардкора — Majak и Suplexx. Обе группы выпустили по релизу в конце апреля и уже успели съездить в совместный тур по Европе. Родной город оставили н…
❤🔥4🍌3👾1🔥1
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Сгонял тут на Roadburn впервые с 2019 года. Фест всё так же круто организован: много сцен, мерча, фудкортов. За 7 лет магия никуда не выветрилась. Лайнап, правда, стал ещё более разношёрстным. Вместе с обязательными сладжем, думом и блэком отлично уживаются, например, хип-хоп и экспериментальная электроника. В принципе, маршрут по сценам можно выстроить так, что вообще не попадётся ничего экстремального — и это здор…
🔥10❤🔥3🍌2👻1🤩1
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Пока Крис Спенсер катает ностальгические туры с новым составом Unsane, бывший басист Дейв Карран готовит к релизу уже второй полноформатный альбом своей миланской группы Baratro. Играют они, конечно же, нойз-рок, но не без сюрпризов. Недавно состав усилился виолончелистом, а в записи поучаствовали несколько интересных гостей. Например, аутло-трубадур Gipsy Rufina, Юджин С. Робинсон (Oxbow, Buñuel) и другой экс-ансей…
❤🔥1🌭1💊1🔥1🆒1
Little Giant Drug — Prismсast (2000) Вспомнил тут ещё один нерядовой проект Шейна Эмбери. Когда альбом вышел, он не особо афишировался и остался малозамеченным. Правда, спустя 20 лет «Prismcast» залили на стриминги, так что, возможно, кто-то до него всё-таки добрался. Шейн организовал Little Giant Drug вместе с другим напалмовцем — Митчем Харрисом — и вокалистом Саймоном Ормом (про него ничего не знаю) в 1996 году.…
❤🔥1🍓1🐳1👍1🔥1
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Всегда с интересом слушаю то, что делают бывшие и текущие участники Napalm Death. Особенно плодовит в плане новых проектов Шейн Эмбери. Вчера он анонсировал свой сольный альбом «Bridge to Resolution», который выйдет 5 июня. Шейн единолично сыграл на всех инструментах, кроме барабанов — здесь ему помог Карл Стоукс (ex-Cancer, Current 93). Грайнда ждать не стоит — на первом сингле звучит мелодичный индастриал-рок в ду…
🔥2❤🔥1🍌1🦄1😎1
Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @churchofnoise. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 1,161,251 of 1,549,376entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Church of Noise” (@churchofnoise), 85 subscribers as measured 9 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/churchofnoise.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.