Информация о событиях происходящих в Симферополе:
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📱MAX: max.ru/chp_simferopol
Связь: @russia_kremlin
РКН: https://vk.cc/cIZsal
Created
18 August 2018 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
National news — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 8 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 95% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
Observations
These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.
Content that also appears on other registered channels
Posts published here appear in near-verbatim form on 5 other registered channels. The matching is on the text itself, not on Telegram’s forward marker, so it finds a copy whether or not it was labelled as one.
Matching posts — open both and compare (6 of the pairs behind the counts below)
Channels this entry shares post bodies with, where at least one matching post pair has no forward credit between the two channels, or to a common source, recorded in our data
Text overlap is the Jaccard coefficient over the set of distinct three-word phrases in the two bodies: 1.00 is identical wording, and the threshold for counting a pair at all is 0.70. Candidates are generated by simhash LSH (4 x 16-bit bands, exact Hamming <= 3) verified against the bodies with Jaccard over the SET of distinct 3-word shingles. Published first counts which side of each matching pair carries the earlier timestamp — in this corpus, which is the limitation directly below.
What this cannot establish
MEASURED, DOMINANT ERROR SOURCE: a post ingested before 2026-08-06 may have carried a forward header that was not recorded. A 45-pair hand-check against live t.me pages found 14 (31%) where the live page shows a forward header naming the other channel and the database has none, plus 4 more (9%) naming a third party. The text match itself was wrong 0 times out of 45. Read attribution_capture.items_in_trusted_window before treating the unattributed count as a claim.
Telegram lets a channel forward a post with a header naming the source, and we only began reliably recording that header on 2026-08-06. 22 of the 22 matches recorded here fall after that date and carried no header when we read them. The rest predate reliable capture and are not evidence either way.
“Published first” means first in this corpus. We hold 502 comparable posts for this entry, running 5 August 2026 to 11 November 2026. A channel we have read one page deep will look younger than a neighbour we have read in full, and the order would flip with no change in the underlying facts.
The detector’s own notes on this observation, as it recorded them. Names in this_style are fields of the underlying evidence record, which the plain-English paragraphs above read out for this entry.
Verbatim republication has three causes and the text separates only two: a clone/mirror, unattributed copy-paste, or BOTH channels copying a common third source that neither attributes. The spread filter (content held by at most 8 channels) reduces the third and does not remove it.
'Earliest' means earliest IN THIS CORPUS. A channel ingested one page deep will look younger than a neighbour ingested in full; corpus_coverage above is there to be checked before the direction is believed.
shared_verified_est extrapolates the sampled pass rate over the full narrow match count; sampled/passed are the numbers actually measured.
Absence of a forward header is not proof of intent: Telegram lets a channel disable forward attribution, and a credit written in the body is not parsed as attribution here (mention_edge_either_way above is the closest available signal).
Recorded under the keys clone_copy · clone_mutual · clone_source, last confirmed 12 November 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through — we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.
Growth
67 measurements spanning 97 days, net -2,797. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 172,322–176,465 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 67
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
11 Nov 2026, 01:47
173,167
-5
9 Nov 2026, 13:17
173,172
-21
8 Nov 2026, 07:20
173,193
+38
7 Nov 2026, 01:50
173,155
-5
6 Nov 2026, 02:20
173,160
+76
4 Nov 2026, 22:58
173,084
+190
4 Nov 2026, 00:47
172,894
+94
2 Nov 2026, 21:55
172,800
-52
1 Nov 2026, 19:28
172,852
-32
31 Oct 2026, 21:44
172,884
-69
30 Oct 2026, 18:19
172,953
-59
29 Oct 2026, 16:59
173,012
-40
28 Oct 2026, 18:30
173,052
-47
27 Oct 2026, 21:10
173,099
-52
26 Oct 2026, 19:16
173,151
-51
25 Oct 2026, 22:46
173,202
-5
24 Oct 2026, 21:28
173,207
+227
23 Oct 2026, 21:09
172,980
-61
22 Oct 2026, 20:42
173,041
-75
21 Oct 2026, 14:06
173,116
first reading
Engagement
636 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 212 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
15.0%
avg views ÷ 173,167 subscribers
Avg views / post
26,000
191 posts measured
Reaction rate
—
this channel exposes no reaction counts
Posts in window
191
of 636 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 November 2026
Posts held
636 (5 August 2026 – 12 November 2026)
Views total
4,966,370
Reactions total
—
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
12 Nov 2026, 17:20 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈11,500
Videos
≈11,500
Links
≈5,160
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 12 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
1h 12m
Average length
37s
Measured directly from 117 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Advertising
Ad load
5.97%
38 of 636 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
38
posts carrying an erid · 38 distinct tokens
Median views · ads
26,100
over 38 measured posts
Median views · rest
29,100
over 598 measured posts
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. They are printed side by side with the count behind each rather than as a ratio: an ad and an ordinary post are not otherwise matched — for topic, for length, for hour of day — so the gap between them is a description of two groups and not the effect of one being an ad.
Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
erid
Posts
First seen
Last seen
2VtzquX9Fru
1
27 October 2026
27 October 2026
2VtzquiKPTC
1
30 October 2026
30 October 2026
2VtzquibwXa
1
22 September 2026
22 September 2026
2VtzqumZ8p5
1
3 October 2026
3 October 2026
2VtzqutrqX3
1
26 October 2026
26 October 2026
2VtzquvZwa2
1
5 August 2026
5 August 2026
2Vtzqv3gxyZ
1
14 August 2026
14 August 2026
2Vtzqv5gGL3
1
28 August 2026
28 August 2026
2VtzqvLJKiV
1
13 October 2026
13 October 2026
2VtzqvMpfNK
1
18 August 2026
18 August 2026
2VtzqvdmP3S
1
18 September 2026
18 September 2026
2VtzqvgyVMX
1
20 October 2026
20 October 2026
A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it. 26 further tokens are held for this entry and not listed here.
Measured over the 636 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 12 November 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
Recent posts
Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 74 of 191 posts held from the last 30 days (38.7%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).
Женщину, пытавшуюся подорвать автомобиль военнослужащего в Крыму, приговорили к 17 годам колонии.
Ее на территории Украины завербовали сотрудники СБУ и дали задание - найти машину командира морского штурмового авиационного полка морской авиации и противовоздушной обороны Черноморского флота.
В мае 2025-го она купила все необходимое для дистанционного взрыва. В этот же день ее задержали правоохранители.
Отбывать на…
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Ночью в полицию поступило сообщение о повреждении авто на парковке одного из торговых центров города.
Личность подозреваемого задержали по горячим следам — им оказался 15-летний подросток. Предварительно установлено, что несовершеннолетний проник в салон авто через незапертую водительск…
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Опухоль весом 15 кг вырезали у женщины в больнице Семашко в Симферополе. Она ходила с ней 10 лет - Mash
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С трудом, но опухоль удалили. В…
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Ему назначили 7,5 лет колонии строгого режима и штраф в 1,5 млн рублей.
Напомним: чиновник получил от субподрядчика стройматериалы для своего дома на сумму свыше 786 тыс. рублей в обмен на покровительство и подписание справок.
Кроме …
В Симферопольском парке Гагарина высадили Аллею дружбы народов
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Мероприятие прошло в рамках Года единства народов России.
«Клёны — узнавае…
🆘 ДЖЕКУ НУЖНА ВАША ПОМОЩЬ! 🐶
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🩸 Джек заболел, и в ветклинике сказали: нужно срочное переливание крови.
🐕 Донора нашли за вечер — пса дал дружественный приют «Верный друг».
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😔 Аппетит пр…
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Молодой человек оттолкнул мать от щитка, за что она ударила его ножом. Теперь женщина предстанет перед судом.
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Женщину, переходившую дорогу по "зебре", сбили в Симферопольском районе.
Она получила травмы и была госпитализирована, сообщает полиция Крыма.
Правоохранители устанавливают обстоятельства ДТП.
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11 детей заболели пневмонией в симферопольской школе №29.
Медики ждут результаты исследований, чтобы определить возбудителя: вирус, бактерия или грибок.
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29-ю школу Симферополя закрыли на карантин по пневмонии на 19 дней. Учеников перевели на дистант - Mash
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В Роспотребнадзоре нам подтвердили, что дело в пневмонии.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 636 posts we hold for @chp_simferopol. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts edited after publishing
@chp_simferopol edited 2 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
First edit seen
16 September 2026
Most recent edit
7 October 2026
Posts recorded as deleted after publishing
We recorded 14 posts on @chp_simferopol as deleted — posts this register held that were missing from the channel’s public page on two separate reads, taken from different network addresses at least an hour apart.
A deletion is not wrongdoing. This register can see that a post it held is no longer on the channel’s public page, and when — not why. Expired ad placements, reposts, rotating links and corrections all look the same. This is a count of recorded detections, not an exact total: it misses deletions we could not see, because only a post we held and later re-read inside the page can be seen to go, and it may include a small number of wrong records. How this is measured.
First seen missing
8 August 2026
Most recent seen missing
2 November 2026
Median time before seen missing
2 days
Seen missing in the last 30 days
2
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one
Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.
Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 12 August 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
Симферополь в курсе @simferopol_vkurse · 31,999 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 47 here — alongside 46 others — read 5 September 2026
Симферополь | Интересное | Новости @Simferopol_life · 28,292 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 75 here — alongside 74 others — read 9 September 2026
Жесть Крым • Симферополь • Севастополь @crimea_ghest · 105,037 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 64 here — alongside 63 others — read 15 August 2026
ЧП / Крым @chp_crimea · 477,477 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 10 August 2026
Крым | Симферополь | Новости @crimea_tgnews · 19,482 Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 81 here — alongside 80 others — read 1 October 2026
ЧП / Симферополь (КРЫМ) @chp_simferopooll · 29,870 Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 63 here — alongside 62 others — read 7 September 2026
Черный список Крыма @crimea_blacklist · 34,302 Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 3 September 2026
ЧП / КРЫМ 🆘🔞 @crimea_chp · 81,927 Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 18 August 2026
ЧП / Севастополь @chpsevas_news · 57,683 Telegram ranks this channel #4 of 75 here — alongside 74 others — read 22 August 2026
Крым №1 @crym_novosti · 129,508 Telegram ranks this channel #4 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 13 August 2026
НОВОСТИ КРЫМ @crimea24new · 91,875 Telegram ranks this channel #5 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 16 August 2026
Крымский СМЕРШ @cremeasmersh · 93,673 Telegram ranks this channel #5 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 16 August 2026
Инцидент Крым ДТП ЧП 🇷🇺 @badcrimea · 112,360 Telegram ranks this channel #5 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 14 August 2026
ЧП / Севастополь @chp_sevastopol · 385,895 Telegram ranks this channel #5 of 55 here — alongside 54 others — read 10 August 2026
СИМФЕРОПОЛЬ | СОБЫТИЯ | НОВОСТИ @Simferopol_nov · 21,868 Telegram ranks this channel #6 of 77 here — alongside 76 others — read 22 September 2026
Крымский Ветер резерв @VentdeCrimee · 23,503 Telegram ranks this channel #6 of 81 here — alongside 80 others — read 19 September 2026
ЧП ЯЛТА АЛУШТА @yaltachp · 35,707 Telegram ranks this channel #6 of 38 here — alongside 37 others — read 1 September 2026
ПРАВО ЗНАТЬ @PRA_VO_ZN · 48,108 Telegram ranks this channel #6 of 79 here — alongside 78 others — read 25 August 2026
Крым 24 |Z| Все новости Крыма @tvcrimea24 · 71,380 Telegram ranks this channel #6 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 19 August 2026
КРЫМСКИЙ МОСТ: оперативная информация @most_official · 461,724 Telegram ranks this channel #6 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 10 August 2026
Крым Оперативный @crimea_operative · 21,595 Telegram ranks this channel #7 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 22 September 2026
ЧП ФЕОДОСИЯ (КРЫМ) @cps_feodosia · 44,865 Telegram ranks this channel #8 of 47 here — alongside 46 others — read 27 August 2026
Оперштаб | Республика Крым @operativ_crimea · 19,455 Telegram ranks this channel #9 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 30 September 2026
Симферополь | События | Новости @Simferopol_narod · 24,902 Telegram ranks this channel #9 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 15 September 2026
This channel appears in 58 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total, of which the 24 where it ranks highest are shown above. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 November 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“ЧП / Симферополь” (@chp_simferopol), 173,167 subscribers as measured 11 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/chp_simferopol.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.