Channel
@chaos_cafeteria
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
225subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002603564082 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @chaos_cafeteria |
| Created | Between 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 15 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 15 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/chaos_cafeteria |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 15 Aug 2026, 07:24 | 225 | -1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 03:02 | 226 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 20:46 | 226 | first reading |
11 posts held, back to 26 August 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 11 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 October 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
87 reactions across 9 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 29.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😢 | 26 | 29.9% | |
| ❤ | 11 | 12.6% | |
| 🔥 | 11 | 12.6% | |
| custom 5251552187510705386 | 8 | 9.20% | |
| custom 5197589810381864521 | 6 | 6.90% | |
| ⚡ | 3 | 3.45% | |
| ❤🔥 | 3 | 3.45% | |
| 💔 | 3 | 3.45% | |
| 😁 | 3 | 3.45% | |
| 🥰 | 3 | 3.45% | |
| 💘 | 2 | 2.30% | |
| 💩 | 2 | 2.30% | |
| 😍 | 2 | 2.30% | |
| 😭 | 2 | 2.30% | |
| 🤪 | 2 | 2.30% |
Custom emoji. 2 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 11 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 87reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 11 most recent posts we hold, published 26 August 2025 to 8 October 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
🔧TSVET (90см) - 20к 🦕Кресла (прототипы MARINA CHAIR) - 20к 🙄Стол закрытый без дверей АЛТЭК СПЗ 14/7/8,5 - 12000р ⚪️ Ванна моечная АЛТЭК ВМ2 12/7 неразборная - 10000р ✨Ванна моечная АЛТЭК ВМ1 5/7 мойка 400х500х300 неразборная - 7000р 👉 Ванна моечная АЛТЭК ВМ1Л 13/7-Р разборная - 10000р 🤣 Стол холодильный HICOLD GN 11/TN - 60000р 🍇Стол холодильный Tatra TRTGN3 TN - 70000р 🤍 Лайтбокс 360*90 28000р
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Гаражная рас да про жа!!! CHAOS закрылся, но все вокруг осталось – спешим делиться с вами. Мы построили классное кафе на этот сезон, сейчас у нас осталась в избытке посуда, кухонная утварь и прочее, ну и конечно предметы Eburet – скидки грандиозные. Все предметы на ходу и готовы встретиться с новыми обладателями. Приходите и оцените сами. Санкт-Петербург, Кожежевенная линия, 34. конец Барной линии 14.09 с 12 до …
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мс батон
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ребята, хаос всё ХАОС всегда был про жизнь во всей её непредсказуемости. решение принято. в конце месяца устроим гаражсейл: ебурет, dvkb, наши кружки — всё, что делало хаос хаосом. приходите, покупайте, выпьем напоследок, увидимся ещё раз, чтобы попрощаться красиво, может даже потанцуем….. и спасибо, что были с нами. это было прикольно. спасибо всем, кто жил здесь, пил кофе, пиво, ругался на музыку и влюблялся….
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:((((
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Привет. Этим летом провести генератор, в том же формате, в черте города не представилось возможным. Если вы соскучились, приходите сегодня в Хаос на Севкабель. Будем провожать лето. Мой сет ровно в 00.00 Включу самые лучшие песни. Целую, Петя. P.s. если ты считаешь, что тебе нужно зайти бесплатно, то можешь спросить у меня кодовое слово. А так, вход 500 твоих рублей
дрыгаемся в последн у раз:(((
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в кто знает как участвовать в конкурсах в тг? мы не разобрались поэтому в инстыче все будет (а надо писать что это соц сеть запрещенная?)))))))
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Кофейня Хаос от Eburet После выставки зашли в новую кофейню «Хаос» при производстве Eburet (ребята печатают на огромных 3д-принтерах дизайнерскую мебель из переработанного пластика). Пока это реальный «хаос»: на набережной стройка, в кафе таблички «окрашено». Но мне все равно понравилось, люблю такое.😅И главное, дух производства передается! (В апреле я была там на экскурсии — надо бы тоже рассказать). Ждем, когда …
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Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @chaos_cafeteria. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 703,485 of 1,481,217entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“ХАОС” (@chaos_cafeteria), 225 subscribers as measured 15 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/chaos_cafeteria.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.