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Котомодермем

@catmodernews

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9,816subscribers

+54 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001651541892
TypeChannel
Username@catmodernews
Created21 September 2022measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 August 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 15 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/catmodernews

Growth

9,7629,8169,7896 August 2026 — 9,762 subscribers6 August 2026 — 9,762 subscribers9 August 2026 — 9,776 subscribers12 August 2026 — 9,799 subscribers15 August 2026 — 9,816 subscribers6 August 202615 August 2026
5 measurements spanning 10 days, net +54. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 9,754–9,824 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Aug 2026, 17:159,816+17
12 Aug 2026, 16:049,799+23
9 Aug 2026, 15:169,776+14
6 Aug 2026, 02:499,762no change
6 Aug 2026, 02:379,762first reading

Engagement

33 posts held, back to 2 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 19 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
81.6%
avg views ÷ 9,816 subscribers
Avg views / post
8,010
33 posts measured
Reaction rate
4.64%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
33
of 33 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 15 August 2026
Posts held33 (2 August 202615 August 2026)
Views total264,420
Reactions total12,267
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken15 Aug 2026, 08:57 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
15s
Average length
15s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

11,573 reactions across 31 posts, in 20 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁3,92933.9%
custom 53120298539339118211,47812.8%
custom 53144030338183511459227.97%
custom 53143772597196068057906.83%
🔥7216.23%
custom 53147879316075509736825.89%
👍6315.45%
custom 53145669125904960105234.52%
custom 53143186162361472244924.25%
custom 53121895451129439683783.27%
🤔3242.80%
custom 53145784402827199643062.64%
🤡1551.34%
custom 53145709498597537501140.985%
custom 5314520720217226994660.57%
💩410.354%
custom 5312548595788956702120.104%
👎40.035%
🤬30.026%
custom 531427034080374118920.017%

Custom emoji. 12 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 33 of the 33 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 12,267reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 33 most recent posts we hold, published 2 August 2026 to 15 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
7
across the posts below
Posts paid on
5
of 33 we hold a reading for · 15%
Most on one post
2
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @catmodernews. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 33 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 2 August 2026 to 15 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

15 Aug 2026, 03:01 UTC≈4,090 views288 reactionsread 15 August 2026
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Если Госдума лишилась любой субъектности в политике, только и остается, что сыпать такими гениальными идеями

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15 Aug 2026, 02:41 UTC≈4,120 views276 reactionsread 15 August 2026
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Арестович поговорил с собой в зеркале. Отзыв негативный.

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14 Aug 2026, 16:54 UTC≈6,070 views426 reactionsread 15 August 2026
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Наши повсюду 🇷🇺

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14 Aug 2026, 10:31 UTC≈6,640 views487 reactions1 Starread 15 August 2026

А тем временем, Уралов разозлился на нарратив Антонова о «дедах пытающихся восстановить совок» и вызывает его на дебаты за честь социалистического отечества 🤑 Не тот контент, что нам нужен, а тот, что мы заслужили

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13 Aug 2026, 11:19 UTC≈7,520 views476 reactionsread 15 August 2026

Российские IT-компании с одобрения Минцифры смогут передать в независимую испытательную лабораторию проверку соответствия больших моделей искусственного интеллекта закону и традиционным духовно-нравственным ценностям Прописывать духовно-нравственные ценности в отдельном акте не планируется, вместо этого совместно с бизнесом будут разработаны специальные бенчмарки, с помощью которых российские большие фундаментальные

😁316🤡76custom 531440303381835114563💩8custom 53145207202172269948🤔5

12 Aug 2026, 14:03 UTC≈7,790 views523 reactionsread 15 August 2026
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Все жестче чем в Китае в разы. Теперь иностранцу требуется для получения симки не просто предъявит паспорт, а СНИЛС (!), подтвержденную в МФЦ запись на госуслугах (!), российская электронная почта (иначе Госуслуги не зарегестрируются), подтвержденная биометрия (!!!) и номер IMEI (!) устройства где симка будет использоваться

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11 Aug 2026, 19:43 UTC≈7,810 views204 reactionsread 15 August 2026
Forwarded from @thisiscredaPhoto

Карта Великого Луга 19 века. (Карта в хорошем качестве в комментариях)

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11 Aug 2026, 19:43 UTC≈7,370 views264 reactionsread 15 August 2026
Forwarded from @thisiscreda

В июне 2023 года взрыв Каховской ГЭС обернулся одной из крупнейших экологических катастроф в Европе. Затопило 620 кв. километров, погибли тысячи животных, вода ушла, обнажив безжизненное, растрескавшееся дно, которому предрекали стать первой новой пустыней в Европе… А потом случилось невероятное. Там, где плескалась вода, начала пробиваться жизнь, буквально, через три недели после трагедии ученые увидели первые всх

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11 Aug 2026, 19:43 UTC≈7,250 views273 reactionsread 15 August 2026
Forwarded from @thisiscreda

Приветствую, Дорогой Читатель! Сегодня - непростая тема, война. Я не буду касаться политики, это тема для отдельного разговора, только факты и цифры о том, как боевые действия изменили экологическую карту на территории и Украины, и России. Сегодня более 2,5 млн гектаров земли потенциально заминированы (так как это секретные данные, а их никто не раскроет сейчас, есть в научном сообществе подозрение, что площадь зам

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10 Aug 2026, 15:11 UTC≈9,120 views371 reactionsread 15 August 2026

По яблоку, я в политике не разбираюсь. Скажем так. Сначала очевидно был сигнал «сверху» согласовать регистрацию, но очень много структур восстало и захрюкало: другие партии, которые потеряют ценные голоса, ФСБ, прокуратура и прочее То есть, если упрощать до предела, тот кто согласовал это буквально на самом верху, тот кто питает уважение к политикам 90х (эпоха когда он сам «заходил», тем более для Явлинского это пос

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10 Aug 2026, 15:04 UTC≈8,940 views510 reactionsread 15 August 2026
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Ну давай-давай, голосуй, я слежу

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10 Aug 2026, 15:03 UTC≈8,120 views268 reactionsread 15 August 2026

Прямо на глазах Ростов и Краснодар взлетели в топ и устроили тяжелую гонку друг с другом 🤑

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Showing the 12 most recent of 33 posts we hold for @catmodernews. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 125,751 of 1,480,944entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Котомодермем” (@catmodernews), 9,816 subscribers as measured 15 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/catmodernews.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.