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Аліса Шампанська

@cat_in_water

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165subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001219997337
TypeChannel
Username@cat_in_water
Descriptionоригінальний склад linktr.ee/pinkbloc
CreatedBetween 1 April 2018 and 31 August 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live13 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/cat_in_water

Growth

1657 August 2026 — 165 subscribers8 August 2026 — 165 subscribers7 August 20268 August 2026
2 measurements spanning 2 days. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 164–166 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Aug 2026, 16:16165no change
7 Aug 2026, 03:02165first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 28 February 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
41.5%
avg views ÷ 165 subscribers
Avg views / post
68.5
2 posts measured
Reaction rate
17.5%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
2
of 20 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 26 July 2026
Posts held20 (28 February 202626 July 2026)
Views total137
Reactions total24
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken8 Aug 2026, 16:16 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
115
Videos
20
Links
68

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
2m 58s
Average length
1m 29s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

146 reactions across 19 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 41.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
6141.8%
🔥2517.1%
❤‍🔥117.53%
💅85.48%
👍64.11%
🥰64.11%
💯53.42%
😭53.42%
💘42.74%
🤷‍♂42.74%
🆒32.05%
🕊32.05%
😢32.05%
👎10.685%
😁10.685%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 146reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 28 February 2026 to 26 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

26 Jul 2026, 14:42 UTC64 views15 reactionsread 8 August 2026

хочу собі одяг з прінтом: не пацан не мужик не твій краш 👍/👎?

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26 Jul 2026, 13:06 UTC73 views9 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

*більшість (*pain/six)

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24 Jun 2026, 10:07 UTC143 views9 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Цим зелено-синє-рожевим червнем сталося таке, що (невідокремлена) частина мене прагне запросити subscribers на не-сольні виступи, що обіцяють реальності статися вже завтра та післязавтра, залишивши потому одній — динаміку, а іншій — статику: Четвер, 25 червня 19:00, More Music Club (ціна питання: 150 грн) П'ятниця, 26 червня 18:30, Exit Art Club (ціна питання: покупка чогось на барі (sic!)) А у мене всередині, так

9

19 Jun 2026, 12:16 UTC147 views8 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Сувеніритет Малий кувелдик віри — Всередині вертиш й обігріваєш як паж — Всі запальнички витекли, сірники просиріли — У моїй картині світу суцільний міраж... Так а шо ти зробив для мети? Як саме пам'ять свою і громади просунула? Чи брала участь у відкритому конкурсі? Чи намагалася пробити свій проєкт на громадський бюджет? Пам'ять кому і де? Біля якого меморіалу покладу я квіти? В день, який всіх хвилює в м'язах ру

❤‍🔥62

16 Jun 2026, 11:13 UTC129 views9 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Ти вирішив написати реп для Вітальні? Згадується булочка, під назвою "піца", по 50 копійок в шкільній їдальні, Staropramen по 3,50, Next по гривні 20, Акція Оболоні, коли знайшла ще 0,5 під кришечкою, А Брат з компанією зібрали 14 чи 18 літрів на Новий рік! Ремінісценція... Ти шо, бл#&ь, вздумав писати мемуари під час війни? Загублені в сенсах цих есенцій — Ледь випливли до берега, перекладними і врівноваженими, фар

5👍3🆒1

13 Jun 2026, 10:13 UTC118 views11 reactionsread 8 August 2026

τοπωνυμία шоб зайти в Точку — продаю почку шоб зайти в Таврію — вичавлюю равликів шоб зайти в Обжору — обертаюсь вором шоб зайти в Два Шага — дістаю шпаргалку шоб зайти в Бон Чібо — мене так не вчили шоб зайти ВЛаваше — я прєс-аташе шоб зайти в Гурман — він закрився, ман шоб зайти в Копійку — до дев'ятнадцяти двійку шоб зайти в Сантім — братан, ми таке не єдім шоб зайти в Kadorr — друже, набирай домофон шо

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10 Jun 2026, 09:12 UTC156 views12 reactionsread 8 August 2026

На шостому році війни Води відступлять — Крига дасть тріщину, Настане засуха... Не в хорошому сенсі пірат Зійде з корабля, Ліхтар тимчасово згасне — Вібрація стихне до ранку... На сході сонця Я заплачу про Схід (про Крим) Поглядом в Далечінь, На шостому році війни Твою байдужість Не стане сил Терпіти зовсім (аліса одеська, 05.06.2026)

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7 Jun 2026, 08:11 UTC268 views10 reactionsread 8 August 2026

I. Ода радості зернина одинокого досвіду безкрая пустка мереж лірика сповіддєвого письма неологічна хустка авжеж непрохідні рійні мережі ледь вловимий почерк образної системи Si прохоров порохом лісні пожежі горохові докори сусідські послуги ведмежі не вивезеш не приїдеш al dente залишиш на столі у ель фйорді будеш купатися вода моря заповнювала собою долини виїдені розтопленими важелезними льодовиками утворюючи за

10

15 May 2026, 17:41 UTC153 views8 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Я стала ставитися до антиваксерів ще гірше. Чому бути настільки проти Вищого антикорупційного суду?

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8 May 2026, 16:44 UTC183 views7 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Мрії про 26-річчя Упливають тижні реалії злидні, мені не хотілося друкувати дáрма — кожний символ міг би бути оплачуваний — оплакана моя сіддхартха сансара дхáрма тікай, тікай в ритми, і пого, і відео очікуй, радій, радуй твій плеканий ранок все одно настане лише після вдиху світанку лише з лампочки банка ти вдихнеш і не зрозумієш ніц антипсихотичний мозок кислоту проганяє горілиць ти накрутив і поняв висновок зро

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8 May 2026, 13:25 UTC202 views7 reactionsread 8 August 2026

To Che 2026 Хакерська атака на Таврію Я не можу купити знаряди В свій експеримент (...), назва тимчасова Виходять вельможні панове Лівáють строкаті, брате Мої плани зруйновані У вогнях і димах мої хати На районі три тижні немає бананів Цінник на хурму не вилазить і не пробити Крізь рядки поз, асанів, арканів Лови неправильні відміни і ритми Мені для впевненості вистачає два делірії Мені подолати — стати птахом у

❤‍🔥43

25 Apr 2026, 12:17 UTC143 views8 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Rap to Sonya Еріксон Коли пишеш текст, Вже з другого-третього рядка Виявляється, що пишеш про себе, Свої потаємні страхи і бажання. Що, якщо написати треба про іншу? Які' у неї потаємні кути? І що тоді? Я маю тебе описати? Щось побажати? Сказати щось, в що я вірю? Чи думаю, що буде так? Чи просто створити поетичний образ? І щось з нього потрапить, І стане на серці інакше чи в душі, Мурашки підуть чи шкірою чи...

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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @cat_in_water. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 866,705 of 1,481,502entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 6 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Аліса Шампанська” (@cat_in_water), 165 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cat_in_water.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.