this lady just does this for me and I love her
Signed barbod

Channel
@carlmao
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
125subscribers
+16 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001760094485 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @carlmao |
| Created | 14 July 2022 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 8 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 8 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/carlmao |
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 8 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 77% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 8 Oct 2026, 11:59 | 125 | +17 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 01:18 | 108 | -12 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 17:07 | 120 | +7 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 15:47 | 113 | +2 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 07:01 | 111 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 20:32 | 111 | +2 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 15:49 | 109 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 20 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
this lady just does this for me and I love her
Signed barbod
finally a great picture of my bone collection (I still have s lot of them that I haven’t finished cleaning yet but here you go)
Signed barbod
بچه ها دارم تنهایی میرم رانندگی کنم اگه مردم به وسایلم دست نزنید
Signed barbod
He will remain every terrible thing he was and he will remain impossible to not remember
Signed barbod
I will not clean him up for the sake of myself and I will remember him as exactly as he was, I will remember his uneven dyed hair and messy eyeliners and apologizes His cigarettes and energy drinks and pills Too much love and too much hate but not enough skin for it a throat full enough that sounded desperate and his wet lashes
Signed barbod
I think he deserves to stay as complicated as he was
Signed barbod
If I ever get the chance to meet my 16 year old self, I would tell him that survival will change the shape of his mouth and silence will become a habit
Signed barbod
forward this and I'm giving you a general tarot reading — limit is 0/10 if you have any specific questions, I'll try to read about them. feel free to ask about them. this will take a while since it requires a lot of energy. please be patient :_) — #challenge
Signed barbod
Photo, posted without a caption
Signed barbod
Photo, posted without a caption
Signed barbod
it really made me flinch when I found out that my devotion was hungry and my flesh was generous enough for that
Signed barbod
باربد نگران نباش تونستی بگیریش
Signed barbod
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @carlmao. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Him and the next one” (@carlmao), 125 subscribers as measured 8 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/carlmao.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.