Qualcuno ha detto 3000 parole di fan fiction depressa in culo? No, nessuno?
Signed Feli

Channel
@captainscabin_feli
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36subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001399952126 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @captainscabin_feli |
| Description | Spam random di disegni e altre cose •Feli •INTJ 5w4 •Pirati e DnD |
| Created | 5 December 2021 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 10 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/captainscabin_feli |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Aug 2026, 22:16 | 36 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 01:33 | 36 | first reading |
18 posts held, back to 12 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 11 of 16 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 9 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 18 (12 July 2026 – 9 August 2026) |
| Views total | 2,376 |
| Reactions total | 67 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 10 Aug 2026, 22:16 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 10 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
73 reactions across 12 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 54.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 40 | 54.8% | |
| ❤🔥 | 14 | 19.2% | |
| 😢 | 7 | 9.59% | |
| 🥰 | 6 | 8.22% | |
| 🔥 | 2 | 2.74% | |
| 😁 | 2 | 2.74% | |
| 😍 | 1 | 1.37% | |
| 🤣 | 1 | 1.37% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 73reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 12 July 2026 to 9 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Qualcuno ha detto 3000 parole di fan fiction depressa in culo? No, nessuno?
Signed Feli
Anche se in realtà se ci penso è lo stagista sottopagato e sfruttato di un uomo potente che gli impedisce di avere una vita oltre il lavoro, non è così tanto distante dalla vita moderna
Signed Feli
Mi ci sono voluti solo 3 anni a finire questa character sheet 🫠 E la sua situazione sta peggiorando di sessione in sessione. Che bello giocare di ruolo per vivere altri traumi che la vita normale non ti dà!
😢3🔥1
Signed Feli
Solo io mi posso mettere a piangere dopo aver scritto un pov di un mio personaggio che potrebbe risolversi tipo PARLANDO ma no troppo difficile
😁2😢2
Signed Feli
Se solo ti facessi accarezzare bastardo (sei bellino)
❤3😢2
Signed Feli
Sono a un mercato e ancora tutti stanno cenando quindi mi annoio un po' pensando a questa santa donna pacata e per nulla incline all'ira (è in Avernus, da quando sono arrivati non hanno avuto mezzo secondo tranquillo, ha randellato a morte due bestiacce infernali e ha imbruttito un imp truffatore, PIENA RASA di sto posto)
❤3
Signed Feli
Il bro è tornato a casa a dettare legge. Non ha intenzione di stare nella stanza che gli abbiamo preparato e ce lo ha fatto notare mordendo la qualunque. Odia il cono di plastica e odia noi che glielo abbiamo messo (non è vero, è solo un po' arrabbiato).
❤🔥8🥰3
Signed Feli
Si va avanti con le comms!!! ✨✨✨
Signed Feli
Photo, posted without a caption
❤5
Signed Feli
Prime icon consegnate! Grazie per la fiducia ✨
❤5
Signed Feli
Photo, posted without a caption
❤7
Signed Feli
Raga piccolo aggiornamento su Lucky! Il chirurgo l'ha operato stamani e ha sistemato gli organi al loro posto, fissandoli. Lucky si è risvegliato dall'anestesia rincoglionito ma sempre con l'occhio vispo 🥹 lo tengono fino a domani per vedere se riesce a fare pipì da solo!! Intanto ringrazio di cuore tutti coloro che hanno condiviso l'appello e chi mi ha affidato delle commissioni, il vostro aiuto è preziosissimo! L'…
❤🔥6❤4🔥1
Signed Feli
Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @captainscabin_feli. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 83,267 of 1,345,403entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Captain's Cabin” (@captainscabin_feli), 36 subscribers as measured 10 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/captainscabin_feli.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.