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Call me Lanita

@callmelanitasis

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487subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001987796998
TypeChannel
Username@callmelanitasis
DescriptionLana Del Rey alive and breathing 💜 где ещё можно найти разбор поэзии Ланы? здесь, здесь, здесь! 💌 для связи, по любым вопросам: @leroo_nnn рекламный спам в комментариях не приветствуется
CreatedBetween 1 April 2023 and 31 October 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live8 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/callmelanitasis

Growth

4877 Aug 2026, 12:22 — 487 subscribers8 Aug 2026, 04:31 — 487 subscribers7 Aug 2026, 12:228 Aug 2026, 04:31
2 measurements taken within a single day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 486–488 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Aug 2026, 04:31487no change
7 Aug 2026, 12:22487first reading

Engagement

12 posts held, back to 12 August 2024the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 12 posts for this entry, the most recent from 19 August 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Photos
1,240
Videos
56
Links
85

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Reaction mix

1,093 reactions across 12 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 40.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤‍🔥44040.3%
19718.0%
💅14913.6%
custom 54383647578726230231019.24%
💋978.87%
custom 5400262234679035593676.13%
💔242.20%
🔥111.01%
custom 535034241391317831440.366%
🍓20.183%
🕊10.091%

Custom emoji. 3 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 12 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,093reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 12 August 2024 to 19 August 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
2
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 12 we hold a reading for · 8%
Most on one post
2
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @callmelanitasis. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 12 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 12 August 2024 to 19 August 2024. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

19 Aug 2024, 17:48 UTC≈6,010 views185 reactions2 Starsread 8 August 2026
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пов: ты поехала на экскурсию с классом, чтобы потусить, но твоя лп-шка в последний момент заболела. и теперь ты сидишь и думаешь: сгорел бы к чертям этот краеведческий музей имени двоюродной прабабки Льва Толстого по маминой линии…

❤‍🔥12024💋23custom 543836475787262302315💅3

18 Aug 2024, 13:18 UTC≈3,990 views75 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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немного мыслей на фоне слухов о релизе «Lusso» в сентябре инфу недавно опубликовал журнал «New Lines». вообще, издание больше специализируется на политическом контенте. поэтому вопрос встаёт ребром сразу. создается впечатление, что редакторы просто опубликовали имеющуюся информацию (как мы знаем несколько устаревшую), и для галочки внесли релиз в список. единственное, что смущает - это авторитетность журнала. там

custom 540026223467903559343❤‍🔥12💔103💅3💋2🔥2

17 Aug 2024, 15:25 UTC≈2,240 views95 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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What you don't tell no one, you can tell me…

❤‍🔥6414custom 540026223467903559312💅5

16 Aug 2024, 05:20 UTC≈1,970 views110 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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мама уже позвонила «куда надо» и отпросила вас с работы, можете спать 💅

❤‍🔥79💅169💋6

15 Aug 2024, 19:22 UTC≈1,480 views86 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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still don't see the difference

💅6314❤‍🔥7💋2

15 Aug 2024, 05:58 UTC≈1,430 views67 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Я глаз во сне опасаюсь, Но в призрачном царстве смерти Их нет никогда: Эти глаза — Солнечный свет на разбитой колонне, Дрожащие ветви; А голоса В поющем ветре Торжественней и отдаленней, Чем гаснущая звезда. Т. С. Эллиот

42custom 540026223467903559312❤‍🔥5💋3🍓2💔2💅1

14 Aug 2024, 15:30 UTC≈1,140 views128 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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pov: ты упал/а в обморок на концерте Ланы Дель Рей после этого упал/а повторно…

❤‍🔥8818custom 543836475787262302312custom 53503424139131783144💋3💅2🕊1

12 Aug 2024, 17:36 UTC≈1,140 views105 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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мамуля недовольна, что мы её с турком шипперили. она пошла - и обняла дубину-админку, чтобы не закидывала вас фейк новостями! а ещё маником похвасталась 💅 вы верите, что ей почти 40?

custom 54383647578726230237215💅15❤‍🔥2💋1

12 Aug 2024, 12:42 UTC849 views31 reactionsread 8 August 2026

отбой тревоги! выдохнули....

💅23🔥52❤‍🔥1

12 Aug 2024, 12:42 UTC≈1,270 views75 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @lanadelreyruPhoto

Лана Дель Рей НЕ встречается с турецким агентом ФБР. Комментарий молодого человека: – Так или иначе, вроде бы в прессе писали, что я встречаюсь с Ланой… Я узнал об этом в новостях вместе с вами. 🤣 Это неправда. Мы несколько раз виделись и общались в кругу друзей, она хороший человек. Закончим на этом.

❤‍🔥47💔12💋7💅52custom 54383647578726230232

12 Aug 2024, 05:38 UTC903 views70 reactionsread 8 August 2026

если это вброс и он имел ввиду не «встречаемся», а «знакомы»… то сорри, но я должна была пережить этот пердечный сриступ не в одиночку пока ждём инфы…. UPD: я прошерстила все переводчики и они не дают точной инфы. чёртов турецкий с его двойными смыслами…

47💅11❤‍🔥8🔥4

12 Aug 2024, 05:29 UTC835 views66 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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ну что, эпоха «Wild Sultan», «13 wives» и «Istanbul bitch» – открыта?

💋507❤‍🔥7💅2

Showing the 12 most recent of 12 posts we hold for @callmelanitasis. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Call me Lanita” (@callmelanitasis), 487 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/callmelanitasis.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.