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Братство котов без усов - Юмор

@bratstvo_kotov_bez_usov

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4subscribers

-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002786281892
TypeChannel
Username@bratstvo_kotov_bez_usov
Created12 August 2025 — measured — dated from the channel’s first post
First recorded13 August 2026
Last confirmed live10 October 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 10 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/bratstvo_kotov_bez_usov

Growth

454.57 August 2026 — 5 subscribers13 August 2026 — 5 subscribers10 October 2026 — 4 subscribers7 August 202610 October 2026
3 measurements spanning 64 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 4–5 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
10 Oct 2026, 09:004-1
13 Aug 2026, 00:475no change
7 Aug 2026, 16:565first reading

Engagement

10 posts held, back to 12 August 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 10 posts for this entry, the most recent from 20 August 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

44 reactions across 8 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 40.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁1840.9%
❤1125.0%
👍1022.7%
🤔36.82%
🔥24.55%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 8 of the 10 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 44 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 10 most recent posts we hold, published 12 August 2025 to 20 August 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

20 Aug 2025, 06:57 UTC66 views7 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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С новой удочкой фирмы "Max" хорошо ловит даже в лифте и на парковке

👍3😁3🤔1

17 Aug 2025, 08:30 UTC67 views6 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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По данным аналитиков, у большинства граждан основной накопительный инструмент — соль в коленях. Проценты начисляются при каждом подъёме по лестнице.

❤3👍3

16 Aug 2025, 07:42 UTC60 views5 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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— У меня насморк. Это, наверное, конец. Даже если выздоровлю — потом всё равно умру. Но ведь, если подумать, каждый вдох с насморком — это страдание. А страдание — это жизнь. Значит, пока я страдаю, я живу. Получается, чем хуже насморк, тем я живее! Вот почему у меня чувство, что я уже вечный.

😁3🤔2

14 Aug 2025, 20:15 UTC57 views3 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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«Интервьюер весь в костюме Волка с Уолл-стрит говорит: „Продай ручку“. Я протягиваю её и думаю: „Если эта ручка спасёт карьеру…“ — и вдруг из двери появляется Терминатор: „Мне нужна твоя одежда… и эта ручка тоже пригодится“».

❤3

13 Aug 2025, 14:14 UTC44 views5 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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Мошенник: «С вашей карты пытаются списать деньги!» — Отлично, пусть попробуют, я тоже пару раз пытался и у меня не получилось.

❤3🔥2

12 Aug 2025, 13:54 UTC41 views8 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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Те, кто оставляет надписи на заборах, — настоящие философы нашего времени: умеют выразить всю глубину мысли тремя корявыми буквами и исчезнуть до того, как кто-то спросит “А что это вообще значит?”

😁6❤2

12 Aug 2025, 13:29 UTC37 views4 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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— Серьёзно? Опять ты? Я думала, хоть сегодня будет перерыв.

😁4

12 Aug 2025, 13:11 UTC37 views6 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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Вдевать шнурки — это как пытаться провести переговоры с крайне упрямым и слегка саркастичным партнёром. Шнурок в твоих руках ведёт себя так, будто у него собственное мнение и он глубоко убеждён, что маленькие отверстия — это личное пространство, которое ни в коем случае нельзя нарушать. Как только ты пытаешься его вдеть, он устраивает мини-бунт, извивается и ускользает, словно в офисе закончился кофе.

👍4😁2

Showing the 10 most recent of 10 posts we hold for @bratstvo_kotov_bez_usov. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Братство котов без усов - Юмор” (@bratstvo_kotov_bez_usov), 4 subscribers as measured 10 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/bratstvo_kotov_bez_usov.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.