#No1089 店铺:#碧蓝之海 女仆:#红豆 类型:#御姐型 价格:1100/2h 出击人:#飞鸟相与集 出击时间:2026.02 首次服役时间:未知 环境: A,公寓楼 人照相似度:人照9 罩杯:胸A 身材:人瘦,腰细,腿细 身高:168 体重:93 皮肤:白度4.5,弹性4.5,平滑度4.5 态度:A,配合度高 敏感处: 熊脖子耳朵 抽烟:抽,未闻到烟味 纹身:无 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:大蟒蛇 过程:有段时间没出动,也懒得跑远,翻了翻附近的店,发现花间离得近,看大家对红豆的评价不错,随后联系老板。老板人很实在约好时间下班收拾妥当直接过去,按指引上楼进房间,老板告知上一位客人不慎抽了烟,即便喷了空气清新剂,可能仍残留一点气味。好在我鼻炎嗅觉不太灵敏问题不大。没过多久,一位高挑精致的黑色长发御姐走了进来。上身穿着黑色半高领针织衫,下身搭配深灰色高腰包臀短裙,腿上是黑色吊带丝袜,妆容精致,气质出众。 来之前我看红豆的模卡,以为是…

Channel
杭州碧蓝之海女仆测评群
@blzhceping
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
187subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001610562837 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @blzhceping |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 8 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/blzhceping |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 8 Aug 2026, 12:05 | 187 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 03:46 | 187 | first reading |
Engagement
15 posts held, back to 17 May 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 15 posts for this entry, the most recent from 15 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 25
- Videos
- 11
- Links
- 26
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
- Video runtime
- 1m 13s
- Average length
- 10s
Measured directly from 7 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
6 reactions across 5 posts, in 1 kind.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
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| ❤ | 6 | 100.0% |
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Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 7 of the 15 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 6reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 15 most recent posts we hold, published 17 May 2026 to 15 June 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
#No906 店铺:#碧蓝之海 女仆:#红豆 类型:#甜御 价格:600/h 出击人:#墨白 出击时间:2026.02(最近一次复刷) 首次服役时间:未知 环境: A,公寓 人照相似度:人照8 罩杯:胸A 身材:人瘦,腰细,腿细 身高:163 体重:92 皮肤:白度4.5,弹性5,平滑度5 态度:S,配合度很高 敏感处:三点 抽烟:有,未闻到烟味 纹身:无 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:蟒蛇 过程: 某天夜里,偶遇田大爷疯狂撩单,不要在意距离,这是我最欢的mm(当时不知道是话术),一个又甜又有点小御的mm闪现在面前,主动贴贴,内敛的活泼,分享了各种有趣的事情,疯狂夸夸某无良资本家(好人卡),聊至深处被反向操作开局大蟒蛇被亲了很久很久,得知本哥布林抽烟高兴的像个孩子,遂开启以🚬会友模式,思维跳跃掌握聊天主动性,一个话题接着一个话题,总有说不完的话,感觉钟上时间转瞬即逝,不让我送下楼说外面天冷,记忆深处:一个回眸和一个深深的吻(她总是这样)…
#No1437 店铺:#碧蓝之海 女仆:#轩轩 店铺链接: t.me/blzhnvpu 店铺资料: t.me/standingmanhz/791 类型:#bbw 价格:1200/2h 出击人:#玉蛟龙 出击时间:2026.06 环境: 酒店外派 人照相似度:人照7.5,化的淡妆 罩杯:胸C 身材:微胖 身高:168 体重:110 皮肤:白度3.5,弹性3.5,平滑4 态度:B+,服务卖力 聊天交流:一般,随便聊聊。 敏感处: 胸,腰背,耳朵,但是腰背耳朵不让指划。 抽烟:抽 纹身:无 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:吻技一般,时间长。 🌱初见 我正在外面刚吃完饭准备回家,突然收到客服的通知,说是满姐轩轩有空,我迅速调转方向,一路往外派酒店冲去。满姐双钟起约,平时难得来杭州,每次来基本都是被老客约满。 🔥过程 妹妹身材微胖,胸C,乳头敏感,一下子就能立起来,但是摸舔后妹妹不会有特别激烈的反应。她的腰背耳朵极其怕痒,不让我指划,…
妹子本人真的好看 第一眼见到非常邻家的感觉 很清纯的一个长相 但是声音是御姐音 形成了一个非常大的反差感 服务非常到位 配合度非常高 好喜欢她目不转睛的盯着我看 那个眼神非常魅惑 再加上听着她的声音 女友感爆棚! 让我感觉到我好像真的在跟她谈恋爱 那种似有似无的触摸 用指尖在你身上划过 不禁心里一阵涟漪 让我非常享受着这个过程 两个小时过得很快 有点恋恋不舍 !!整个钟下来真的非常完美😍 爱了爱了这反差感 是个男人都承受不住
酥酥好评➕1️⃣
店铺:#碧蓝之海 女仆:#小绪 店铺资料:(只保留此行,内容空着) 类型:#邻家妹妹 价格:1000/2h 出击人:#延迟心动 出击时间:2026.6 环境: 酒店 人照相似度:人照9 罩杯:胸A+,柔软 身材:人瘦,腰细,腿长 身高:160 体重:80-85 皮肤:白度4,弹性4,平滑度5 态度:A,配合度较高 聊天交流: 敏感处: 耳朵脖子敏感,腰,乳尖 抽烟:有,未闻到烟味 纹身:无 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:吻技一般,时间长,会不停的主动吻你,累计啃嘴皮超过30min 过程:### 小绪简评 第一次见面是在酒店。 整体属于人照九分相,和照片基本一致。身材偏瘦,估计80~85斤左右,真人给人的感觉比较娇小。 #### 一、情绪沟通 刚见面先聊了十分钟左右,聊的是上学、吃喝玩乐这些日常话题。 小绪话不算多,属于比较安静的类型,不是特别健谈。不过接触下来能感觉到她比较真实,没有太强的营业感。 整体给人的感觉是有点害羞,…
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店铺:#碧蓝之海 店铺链接: 女仆:#小绪 类型:#邻家妹妹(例,可以写御姐,bbw,萝莉,S/M等,可以有复合类型,比如萝莉M等) 价格:工兵450/h 出击人:#kk 出击时间:202.05 首次服役时间:未知 环境: A 人照相似度:人照m(例) 罩杯:胸B-,稍软(例) 身材:人瘦,屁股有肉,腰细,腿细 身高:162 体重:80 皮肤:白度8,弹性9,平滑度9。 态度:A,配合度高。 敏感处: 肚子腿敏感,很怕痒 纹身:无 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:吻技还行 过程:今天有时间刚好想起来碧蓝之海最近上了新人,而且还有工兵,于是打算去看看。见到真人后,和模卡没什么区别,身材也一致,服务态度挺好的,身体不舒服本来打算下班了,临时接到钟也没有生气甩脸色。妹妹的皮肤很光滑,手感很好,乳头口感很不错,像打了腊,全程笑点太低,而且很怕痒,除了nk不可以脱外其他都可以卸甲,可以隔裤操作,超大该有的基本都有,好妹妹。
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#No1338 店铺:#碧蓝之海 女仆:#小绪 类型:#素人 价格:600/H 出击人:#36 出击时间:2026.5 首次服役时间:2026.5 环境: A 人照相似度:人照8 罩杯:胸 A+ 身材:萝莉 身高:162 体重:85 皮肤:白度4,弹性4,平滑度4 态度:s 敏感处: 胸,耳朵,锁骨 抽烟:无 纹身:无 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:小蟒蛇 过程:晚上吃完饭来玩,正好上了个素人新人。18的小妹妹,聊天得知只能接受标大,新人第一个钟的我主要是给妹妹做培训。为后面的好哥们们铺铺路。舌吻方面亲了一下,感觉未来是个中蟒蛇。胸A+,乳头内陷,敏感度高。情绪价值中高。但是妹妹主动性有点让我出乎意料,投影,水,抱抱,索吻,拉着手摸这些。只能说店培训这一块很到位,我就没多说。尺度铁标大,未来可期 省流:人上人-顶级(未来可期) ps:妹妹上钟一分钟手机都不看,新人难得的素质。纯素人,各位下手轻点,妹妹比较爱干净,最好cj前收拾下
#牌局复盘 【麻友】:小猫弟弟 【棋牌室】:#碧蓝之海 【麻将搭子】:#小绪 【搭子链接】:https://t.me/blzhnvpu/46811 【台费】:1100 【胡牌牌型】: #大班 【牌局特点】:#中蟒蛇 #素人感#18 【各项得分】:8 环境:8 人照:8 身材:7.5 皮肤:7 态度:8 敏感度:7.5 抽烟:无 纹身:无 各种钉:无 【综合得分】:8 【牌局体验】:优点:18岁真素人,腿细直皮肤白,吻技意外出色(中蟒级别,不停不歇),听话配合,有话题感不冷场。 缺点:A杯乳头内陷,身材偏瘦。 评价:看到碧蓝之海来了个18岁素人,冲着瘦小个和大长腿果断预约。小绪本人跟模卡左上角九分像,清秀耐看。躺下后才发现她是个有趣的女孩,网上冲浪经验丰富,聊什么都能接上,而且乐意听你说话,完全不会冷场。吻技有点惊喜,别看年纪小,舌头软韧,属于中蟒级别,你不停她绝对不停,亲着亲着她呼吸就急促起…
#No1336 店铺:#碧蓝之海 女仆:#小绪 类型:#素人 价格:工兵450/h 出击人:#无人扶我青云志 出击时间:2026.05 首次服役时间:2026.05 环境:A,商业楼 人照相似度:人照9 罩杯:A 身材:纤细苗条 身高:162 体重:85 皮肤:白度5,弹性4,平滑度5 态度:A,非常好 敏感处:没怎么注意 抽烟:无 纹身:无 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:中蟒蛇,热情主动 过程: 本来抱着踩雷的心态来女仆店,和客服简单沟通推荐我去另一个mm,但是我比较吃小绪的颜,而且又是瘦瘦小小个,就想来先看看,客服领进门,就看到角落里露着一双大长腿,害羞的我也没敢主动打招呼,等客服领上门以后确定刚才看到的大长腿就上小绪。 关了门,都躺下了仔细看着小绪发现他是个非常有趣的女孩,乐意听你说话,话题也都能接上,吻也都能接上,不冷场。妹妹接吻起来,呼吸也会变得急促,两个手在身上来回游走也没有抗拒,非常配合。标大没毛病,本想开发下妹妹,后来想…
店铺:#碧蓝之海 女仆:#小泉 类型:#素人 价格:600/H 出击人:逆天小熊猫 出击时间:2026.5.23 首次服役时间:2026.5.23 环境: 8 人照相似度:8.5 罩杯:小C 身材:s型 身高:165 体重:没问 皮肤:丝滑 态度:认真 敏感处: 自己去试 抽烟:/ 纹身:无 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:还行 过程:最近cj的几个妹妹都是A+或者小B,作为半个匈奴人有点接受不了,于是在众多女仆店中找到了小泉。过程和结果反正大家都一样,简单总结一下就是,小泉的吻技的话的确一般,不是那种超级大蟒蛇,但是身材真的很顶,看着想抱回家养着的冲动,皮肤也真的很好,贴贴的时候特别棒。而且配合度非常高。值得多刷。
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#No1281 店铺:#碧蓝之海 女仆:#小绪 类型:#素人 价格:工兵450/h 出击人:#麦克雷 出击时间:2026.05 首次服役时间:2026.05 环境:A,商业楼 人照相似度:人照8 罩杯:A,够用 身材:纤细苗条 身高:162 体重:85 皮肤:白度4,弹性4,平滑度5 态度:A,配合度较高 敏感处:胸、耳朵,背部 抽烟:无 纹身:无 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:小蟒蛇,热情主动 过程: 看到碧蓝之海上新,别人推荐说不错,赶紧兑换了一个工兵,约好时间,依旧是地铁出击,踩点到达。妹妹进入房间,主动打招呼,人照8分,妹妹穿了一条热裤,大腿又长又直,看起来很瘦。简单破冰,妹妹说16岁就出来兼职打工了,做过服务员,很辛苦,经过朋友介绍进入这行。然后进入正题,嘴巴刚凑近,没有什么试探,妹妹主动开始热吻,这技术感觉不像是一个18岁嫩妹应该有的,妹妹边吻边发出低声呻吟。我帮妹妹宽衣解带,轻轻触摸她的皮肤,年轻的肉体就是好,皮肤很光滑有…
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