Никита нассал в шашлык
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Channel
@blue_paralelipiped
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
43subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001781386612 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @blue_paralelipiped |
| Created | 6 December 2021 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 16 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 16 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/blue_paralelipiped |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 16 Aug 2026, 17:09 | 43 | -1 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 16:16 | 44 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 19:47 | 44 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 23 June 2022 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 13 June 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
102 reactions across 13 posts, in 22 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 14.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 | 15 | 14.7% | |
| 😁 | 13 | 12.7% | |
| 🤯 | 10 | 9.80% | |
| 🥰 | 9 | 8.82% | |
| 💩 | 8 | 7.84% | |
| 👍 | 7 | 6.86% | |
| 😱 | 7 | 6.86% | |
| ❤🔥 | 6 | 5.88% | |
| custom 5231289167463329817 | 4 | 3.92% | |
| ❤ | 4 | 3.92% | |
| 🌭 | 4 | 3.92% | |
| 👎 | 3 | 2.94% | |
| 🐳 | 2 | 1.96% | |
| 🤔 | 2 | 1.96% | |
| 🍓 | 1 | 0.98% | |
| 🍾 | 1 | 0.98% | |
| 🎉 | 1 | 0.98% | |
| 💊 | 1 | 0.98% | |
| 💋 | 1 | 0.98% | |
| 😢 | 1 | 0.98% | |
| 2 further kinds | 2 | 1.96% |
Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it isTelegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 13 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 102reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 23 June 2022 to 13 June 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Никита нассал в шашлык
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Confirmed https://t.me/veggeroblog/544
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✏️ Cringe
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Я хочу, чтобы всех причастных к этому наградили
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Не все поймут, не многие вспомнят, что весь наш старый админский состав он тоже забанил :))))
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~ Та за шо, @black_triangle_tg .... 😐🤷♀️😑 И где я теперь про безопасность читать буду ... жесть ...
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✏️ Cringe: Дорогая, твоя механическая клавафля остывает
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Такс, все же слышали про бусты и истории для каналов? Если моему с релизом будет достаточно 1 буста(или кто-то докинет до включения) историй, то ждите регулярные истории с вафлями тут https://t.me/blue_paralelipiped?boost
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Водка - эликсир Доктора Кто 🍾 Как выяснили наши корреспонденты, знаменитый путешественник во времени Доктор Кто на самом деле не использует для своих перемещений ТАРДИС. Его секретом является обычная водка! 🪄 После долгих наблюдений за эксцентричным Доктором, нам удалось выяснить, что перед каждым "прыжком во времени" он выпивает несколько бутылок водки. После чего ему начинают мерещиться инопланетяне, далёкие план…
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Ушла эпоха. Valve заявили, о скором конце поддержки Steam для Windows 🎉 Valve, владелец крупнейшей платформы для цифровой дистрибуции компьютерных игр, заявила о скором конце поддержки Windows. Это стало настоящим шоком для игровой индустрии и миллионов геймеров по всему миру. 🎮 Как оказалось, причиной такого решения стало не только желание Steam перейти на более продвинутую операционную систему, но и мистические я…
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)))
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Павел Дуров боится психушки 😡 Недавно наши шпионы обнаружили, что Павел Дуров не может прочитать больше 3‑х комментариев без массовых блокировок. "Не могу поверить, что нашел такое тупое сообщение в моем чате. Бан нахуй! Без предупреждения!" - говорит Павел после прочтения комментариев. Это может означать только одно - Король Telegram боится психушки. 🚑 Чтобы избавится от этого, он стал использовать необычные метод…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @blue_paralelipiped. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Голубой Параллелипипед” (@blue_paralelipiped), 43 subscribers as measured 16 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/blue_paralelipiped.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.