Channel
@bitangapoetry
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
29subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 10 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001429438315 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @bitangapoetry |
| Description | Туйка будут стихы/вірші. Бітанґӯвські, тяжкі. Пан Мітлека. |
| Created | Between 1 April 2019 and 30 September 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/bitangapoetry |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Aug 2026, 05:46 | 29 | no change |
| 10 Aug 2026, 18:45 | 29 | first reading |
18 posts held, back to 12 October 2021 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 29 March 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 11 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Час гӯрше ги вода, Плыве долӯв водов здыхла свиня, Дожч не паде, рыба не бере, Но сяк, цімборику, буде не усе. На надї щи не яжут ся пупцї, Сього року голодні будеме усї. Реформы, реструктурізація, Долїтат из радіа усяка інформація. Нив кури не нагодуєш, Никай ни, дїти не бечелуєш! Най бы ня про бога забрала вже вода, Што утїкат ги час, тай моя слобода. Каждый другый динь ги трава схне, Сяк цїлый живӯт шіковно ми м…
Ай, солодка водичка Солодка водичка Цяпконит твоя пахняча Пелехата пичка
Уповів ми мӯй милинькый, Бы-м му дала рота. Сиґіняшный типирь дрище Кровльов попуд плота. Не проси ня, золотику, Гоп-шіді-ріді-дайдай, Маву бибу на ротику, Гоп-шіді-ріді-дайдай
А я здойму рукавицї, Здойму рукавицї! Тай голинькыми ручками Попытаву цицї.
Жив си заиць поліґлот, Вӯн насрав собі у рот. Языком абы так крутити, Треба раз го погнойити!
(новта на реваня) А я чекам фраирочка Из чихüв, из чихüв. Як добрі ож не за млаку, Фрайир ми политїв. А як прийде вӯн ид минї, Ид хыжи закрятат, Исю мою неволяшну Пичочку загматат! А як скочу му на шию, На шию, на шию! Буде пити, золотинькый, Черлену ипирю!
Закидь дышеш, закидь видиш, Тїло моє в дзвіздах сві́тлови, Знай, ож щи за йсю нӯч напишеш, За путьованя по по́стели. Золлєме ся у єден канчӯв, Тай скочу нурькы в тебе цїлый, Ги Обелікс скакав в гордӯв, Изтрачу там я динь свӯй цїлый. На другой рано звидиме ся зась, Не поклониш ми ся, пӯдеш дале, Но та нашто учора прийшла-сь? Кидь сякоє пак сумноє "фіналле".
Ярьова Білявина заправила Цурячко райба́ти. Закидь цурячко ся райбат, Мы ся йдїм єбати.
Помежи нами є лем воздух, Не думайте премного, цїле. Ци автор є, ци лем безтїлый дух, Тото не все сяк чорне й біле. Тко пише туй, тот душу має, А душу має каждый з вас. Тко глядат — пуцку не пускає, Бо автор тот щи дікобраз.
Изтямили вты фатьовы, Ож писати мож усяко, Паскудь улляла гордовы, Гӯн предобрых, ипных, но! Треба было мирьковати, Сперед тым як бити в дзвӯн, За сим треба гатковати, Автор сёго є канала — вӯн.
Абы вас бӯг побив Вас, блындавых псӯв Армаґедон приходив На копоню ми сїв Чом не здїв вас разом На свої вты ушвилы Чом не вдарив перелазом Вбы вам пукли кылы Як ся стало ож щи вижу Паскудну тварь вам туйкы Личу я до трьох, щи сижу Встану — будут з вас кривулькы
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Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @bitangapoetry. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 1,293,751 of 1,481,217entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Паскудна поēзія” (@bitangapoetry), 29 subscribers as measured 11 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/bitangapoetry.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.