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Ніхт ферштейн

@berlin_kyiv

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895subscribers

-2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001425865458
TypeChannel
Username@berlin_kyiv
CreatedBetween 1 April 2019 and 30 September 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 August 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 15 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/berlin_kyiv

Growth

8958978967 August 2026 — 897 subscribers7 August 2026 — 897 subscribers15 August 2026 — 895 subscribers7 August 202615 August 2026
3 measurements spanning 9 days, net -2. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 895–897 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Aug 2026, 20:04895-2
7 Aug 2026, 05:31897no change
7 Aug 2026, 05:27897first reading

Engagement

19 posts held, back to 26 March 2023the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 24 January 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

238 reactions across 17 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 36.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
8636.1%
😁4920.6%
👏3313.9%
🔥2510.5%
🤬135.46%
😱72.94%
🤯72.94%
🤔62.52%
😢52.10%
💩41.68%
🤮31.26%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 238reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 26 March 2023 to 24 January 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

24 Jan 2024, 14:29 UTC≈1,450 views8 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Ну що малятка, давно не писала про буремне життя. Ось пишу зараз, бо для вас у мене є цікава пропозиція. Чули колись про Erasmus+? Я ось ні, але кажуть там круто, ідеями ділишся, людей нових зустрічаєш, може навіть світ змінюєш. Але то вже якщо дуже постаратись. Кароче звучить як ніфіга собі пригода для активних кєнточків. А цей проєкт ще й про вкраїнчиків. А хто може краще про вкраїнчиків і наші проблеми розказати н

🔥62

Signed Anastasia Belonozhko

26 Jun 2023, 11:04 UTC≈1,780 views8 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

7🤯1

Signed ponchique

14 May 2023, 12:05 UTC≈1,940 views29 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Знову пишу в неділю. Мабуть, в цей день свідомість вільніша від фантазій і буденних справ. Хоча, треба збирати речі для переїзду, а завтра я вже буду на новому місті (де не буде інтернету до 1.06 і то не факт, що підключення пройде успішно в цей день, а не через місяць). Але я вже про це потурбувалась – навколо мене буде ще, як мінімум, девʼять не зовсім худо працюючих wi-fi, і, володіючи лише парочкою банальних фраз

26😢3

Signed ponchique

8 May 2023, 17:30 UTC≈1,440 views19 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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так виглядають пончики яким відмовили у відшкодуванні за брекети і які самі будуть щасливо платити овердохуя євро за шматки побитого умивальника на 🦷

🤬13🤯51

Signed ponchique

4 May 2023, 09:43 UTC≈1,420 views18 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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В мене є тільки одне питання до го грін країни. Якого хуя?

😁13💩4🤮1

Signed ponchique

28 Apr 2023, 20:00 UTC≈2,310 views37 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Для того, щоб знайти квартиру, вам недостатньо просто грошей, як це буває в Україні або деінде. Тут треба більше - терпіння, вдача, німецький паспорт, а от тільки потім гроші. До того ж гроші не десь зараз на рахунку або в панчосі. Вам потрібен постійний дохід: чим більше, тим краще. В Німеччині документ, що показує, що у вас будуть гроші протягом якогось часу, краще, ніж гроші в кишені зараз. Та й це не гарантує ус

👏26🔥91😁1

Signed ponchique

26 Apr 2023, 11:09 UTC≈1,020 views19 reactionsread 7 August 2026

tl;dr Weißensee – Вайсензі. Район зони В в Берліні. Переважно для тих хто отгріб достатньо від життя в Кройцберзі, так що навіть Пренцлауер Берг здається занадно гучним і виснажливим. Майже 100% жителів Вайсензі тримають в підвалі велосипед. Найпрокачаніші – два.

14😁5

Signed ponchique

25 Apr 2023, 15:19 UTC≈1,030 viewsread 7 August 2026
Poll

Я люблю Вайсензі

  1. Швидко ти перевзулась.6%
  2. Швидко ти перевзулась, жінко!18%
  3. Так, я люблю Вайсензі!9%
  4. Все ще єбєня, нє для мєня.16%
  5. Я так і не поняла(в) шо за Вайсензі33%
  6. 🧽18%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Signed ponchique

25 Apr 2023, 14:56 UTC≈1,050 views26 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Так виглядають нашовші квартиру в Берліні пончики. Не Панков, нєт нєт – Вайсензі. І знаєте, шо малята. Ось це от точно Біляївка на максималках, бо окрім вишень з абрикосами там розливається своє Біле Озеро.

21👏5

Signed ponchique

16 Apr 2023, 19:09 UTC≈1,080 views12 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @snot_all_over_berlin

🔨 Дітки, я проапдейтила Дурацку Таблицю Витрат. Головний майнор – це пай чарт витрат на продукти. Нащо? Бо, знаєте, навіть при свідомо відведеній сумі, можна прихуїти наскільки вона несвідома. Тож пай чарт відображає витрати в різних супермаркетах у відсотковому співвідношені, щоб кожен місяць, дивлячись на страшний рожевий шматок витрат в біомаркеті, ви детальніше опрацьовували питання "Чому ж так виходить?". Це

🔥101👏1

Signed ponchique

15 Apr 2023, 11:27 UTC893 views28 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Подруга привезла мені паску з нєв’єбічески дорогого Марктхале Нойн. За 25 євро. А я взяла і зʼїла шматочок з ранковою кавою. Вона каже: "Тупіца, завтра!". А що я тепер зроблю? Відшмагайте мене вербою.

😁18😱71👏1🤔1

Signed ponchique

13 Apr 2023, 11:46 UTC953 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @snot_all_over_berlin

mietschuldenfreiheitsbescheinigung йобана врот solved.

😁3

Signed ponchique

Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @berlin_kyiv. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The 2 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

25 Apr 2023, 15:19 UTCAnonymous Poll85 voters

Я люблю Вайсензі

  1. Швидко ти перевзулась.6%
  2. Швидко ти перевзулась, жінко!18%
  3. Так, я люблю Вайсензі!9%
  4. Все ще єбєня, нє для мєня.16%
  5. Я так і не поняла(в) шо за Вайсензі33%
  6. 🧽18%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

2 Apr 2023, 12:38 UTCAnonymous Poll135 voters

Я люблю Панков

  1. Єбеня нє для мєня.28%
  2. Так, я люблю Панков!24%
  3. Шо таке Панков?30%
  4. Я навіть знаю номер трамвая, про який ти говориш.13%
  5. 🤔20%

The shares total 115%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 26 March 2023 to 24 January 2024. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Ніхт ферштейн” (@berlin_kyiv), 895 subscribers as measured 15 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/berlin_kyiv.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.