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Беларускія Гумарэскі

@belhumar

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177subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001279634124
TypeChannel
Username@belhumar
DescriptionЖарты пра лайно й ня толькі Даслаць свой допіс можна праз бота – @HumaresakBot
Created7 March 2021measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live8 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/belhumar

Growth

1777 Aug 2026, 06:56 — 177 subscribers8 Aug 2026, 13:31 — 177 subscribers7 Aug 2026, 06:568 Aug 2026, 13:31
2 measurements spanning 1 day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 176–178 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Aug 2026, 13:31177no change
7 Aug 2026, 06:56177first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 17 March 2022the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 13 March 2023. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Photos
38
Videos
1
Links
5

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Reaction mix

527 reactions across 20 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 39.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍21039.8%
😁20639.1%
👏5510.4%
🔥438.16%
👎61.14%
🤔50.949%
💩20.38%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 527reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 17 March 2022 to 13 March 2023, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

13 Mar 2023, 04:59 UTC≈1,140 views39 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Сэкс да шлюбу гэта грэх. Пакуль вы не займаецеся ім па сабачы, бо ўсе сабакі трапляюць у рай.

😁36👍3

17 Jul 2022, 19:52 UTC≈2,520 views34 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Амерыканец, брытанец і маскаль выхваляюцца трываласьцю сваёй гумы. - У нас адзін хлопец зваліўся з 100-га паверха, - кажа амерыканец. - Але яму пашчасьціла, ён прызямліўся на ногі, падошвы спружынілі, і ён зноў заляцеў на 100-ты паверх. - У нас адзін адплыў на караблі, - кажа брытанец. - Калі карабель адыйшоў ад порту на 100 міляў, яго прыцягнула назад у порт. Аказвлася, што наш падарожнік зачапіўся падцяжкай за прыч

🔥29👍3👎1😁1

17 Jul 2022, 19:40 UTC≈1,660 views28 reactionsread 8 August 2026

– Ты неяк няправільна робіш масаж. – Я скончваю. – Толькі не ў мяне!

😁21👎4🔥3

17 Jul 2022, 19:37 UTC≈2,510 views37 reactionsread 8 August 2026

#клясыка Ішоў салдат па вёсцы. Захацелася яму піць й ён зайшоў у нейкі двор. Дарослыя ўсе на полі, спытаў хлапчука напіцца. Вынес яму хлапчук пасудзіну, поўную квасам. Ядраны квас!...Ці шмат яго ў вас? – спытаў салдат, дапіваючы квас. У бочцы ўчора пацук патануў, мама яго даставаць лазіла - ёй па цыцкі бало – адказаў малец. Салдат ікнуў й выраніў пасудзіну. Яна звалілася й разьбілася, а хлапец завыў – А ўва што я ця

👍28😁8👎1

1 Jun 2022, 06:39 UTC≈1,530 views18 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Вучымся казаць правільна. Не ануча а Божиею поспе́шествующею милостию, Мы, Николай Вторы́й, Император и Самодержец Всероссийский, Московский, Киевский, Владимирский, Новгородский; Царь Казанский, Царь Астраханский, Царь Польский, Царь Сибирский, Царь Херсонеса Таврического, Царь Грузинский; Государь Псковский и великий князь Смоленский, Литовский, Волынский, Подольский и Финляндский; Князь Эстляндский, Лифляндский, К

👏12👍3😁3

18 May 2022, 13:46 UTC≈1,270 views30 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @usinfantryman1Photo

Доброго ранку всім, крім вати, москалів, рашистів і довбойобів.

👍26🔥3💩1

14 May 2022, 12:47 UTC≈1,220 views37 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @belarusiana

Нашли мы как-то с ребятами пещеру за селом, зашли внутрь, а там значица руны на стенах, орнамент кровью нарисован, флаги бело-красно-белые, надписи непонятные. Мы как начали читать эти надписи так адразу захацелася беларушчыну адраджаць і да мужыкоў нашых бегчы з праўдай сваею, каб ніколі над намі больш ні маскаля ні пана не было.

👍33😁4

8 May 2022, 05:24 UTC≈1,850 views45 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Распарадак звычайнага маскальскага жаўнера на раніцу: 1.Прачнуцца 2.Пасраць 3.Пасьнедаць 4.Устаць з ложку

😁37👍8

4 May 2022, 05:48 UTC≈1,450 views20 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Шатландская вёска, сход, выходзіць стараста: – У мяне дзьве благія навіны! Наш лорд увёў права першай ночы! – А на што гэта яму? Ён жа підар! – А вось гэта ўжо другая благая навіна!

😁20

4 May 2022, 05:45 UTC≈1,250 views18 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Ехаў Грэка праз пустэчу, Бачыць Грэка ў жыцьці змрок, Вызваў Грэка цені продкаў, Продкі Грэкі далі знак.

👍18

29 Apr 2022, 11:31 UTC≈1,180 views14 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @belarusanPhoto

#начны_сгітпост #night_shitpost #ад_шаленчыка

😁11🔥2💩1

17 Apr 2022, 19:25 UTC≈1,470 views36 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Табе падабаюцца сушы? Назаві ўсе мацярыкі

👍35😁1

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @belhumar. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Беларускія Гумарэскі” (@belhumar), 177 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/belhumar.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.