همه مامانت نیستن که تا قیامت منتظر تموم شدن ناله ها و بهونه هات بمونن. بعضیا برنامه دارن و برای زحمتایی که کشیدن ارزش قائلن. یه جایی خسته میشن از بچه بازیات و بازی رو بدون تو ادامه میدن. این دختر بچه به همه مون درس بزرگی داد. @bekhand_v_bekhandan

Channel
بخند و بخندان
@bekhand_v_bekhandan
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
671subscribers
-5 since we began measuring on 13 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002110814017 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @bekhand_v_bekhandan |
| Created | Between 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 13 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 6 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 11 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/bekhand_v_bekhandan |
Topic
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Sept 2026, 17:02 | 671 | -1 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 09:16 | 672 | -1 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 03:12 | 673 | +2 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 17:13 | 671 | -5 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 18:18 | 676 | no change |
| 13 Aug 2026, 12:31 | 676 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 10 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 13 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 2m 05s
- Average length
- 21s
Measured directly from 6 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
47 reactions across 17 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 44.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 21 | 44.7% | |
| 😁 | 13 | 27.7% | |
| 😢 | 5 | 10.6% | |
| 👍 | 4 | 8.51% | |
| 🎉 | 2 | 4.26% | |
| 🥰 | 2 | 4.26% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 47 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 10 August 2026 to 13 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
خودمو زدم به مریضی چند روزی استراحت کنم الان شوهرم سه روزه خوابیده تو جاش میگه از تو گرفتم ازم مراقبت کن...😐😜😂😂 @bekhand_v_bekhandan
😁2
نرمال ترین شرایط کاری در ایران رو میبینید +مگه میشه مگه داریم! 🥹 @bekhand_v_bekhandan
واقعا از پسرا میپرسید سینگلی ؟😁 اینا با دوتا زن و چهارتا دوست دختر باز بغض میکنن ومیگن خیلی وقته تنهام😕😒😂 @bekhand_v_bekhandan
❤2
#نیایش_صبحگاهی جان جانانم ! تو را سپاس ، برای بدنی که آفریده ای ، من روزانه چندین بار شکر میکنم ، برای تمامی نعمتهایی که به سمت من سرازیر کرده ای و همیشه ، بقول استاد قمشه ای تکرار میکنم که : بدن من مظهر و نماد خداوند است. بیماری، نا امیدی ، اعتیاد و کمبود در آن جایی ندارد.... این بدن امانت است و باید بشدت در حفظ آن کوشا باشم .... من به این دنیا آمده ام تا به عنوان ناظر... شاهد شکوه تو باشم و بدرخشم... @bekhand_…
❤2
فرقی نمیکند شب چگونه گذشت،هر صبح زندگی متولد میشود صبح بزرگترین پاداش برای کسانیست ک زنده مانده اند! صبح مثل معجزه میماند،آغاز یک زندگیست که به پایان رسیده بود عاقبتمون بخیر♥️ @bekhand_v_bekhandan
❤2
Sticker, posted without a caption
امام رضا علیه السلام فرمودند: اگر مدام به خاطر هر اتفاقی غمگین بشی و غصه بخوری اهل غم میشی و دیگه غم رهات نمیکنه ! @bekhand_v_bekhandan
😢2👍1
یٰا معین الضعفاء شهادت مولای عزیز و مهر پرور ماست کسی که سایه لطفش پناهِ کشور ماست.. شهادت هشتم امام معصوم است.. که آستانه ی او قبله گاه باور ماست شهادت امام علی بن موسی الرضا بر امام زمان و شما تسلیت باد🏴 @bekhand_v_bekhandan
😢3
آدم های مهربان زیادی را میشناسم که هر بار سفارش میکنند : " مراقب خودت باش" اما مهربان تر از آنان خداوندی است که میگوید : " مراقبت هستم " @bekhand_v_bekhandan
🎉2
پشت سر دو تا دانشجوی دکتری بودم؛ اولی به دومی گفت دکتر جان کم پیدایی؟ دومی گفت کم سعادتیم دکتر جان؛ راستی طلوعی امروز اومده؟ به خودشون میگن دکتر استادشون رو طلوعی خالی صدا میزنن🙂😂 @bekhand_v_bekhandan
😁2
یهویی هوس نون خامه ای کردم، رفتم شیرینی فروشی گفتم دو سه تا نون خامه ای بده، گفت چهارتا خوبه؟ گفتم آره. آورد گفت پنج تاش کردم. نگاه کردم دیدم شیش تاس :))))))))))))😳 @bekhand_v_bekhandan
😁4
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @bekhand_v_bekhandan. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
@royayiiii · 42,138
Telegram ranks this channel #12 of 61 here — alongside 60 others — read 28 August 2026
@sadafjafarzadeh · 135,765
Telegram ranks this channel #35 of 48 here — alongside 47 others — read 18 August 2026
@moragebeheh · 133,354
Telegram ranks this channel #35 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 13 August 2026
@academysarisaheidari · 79,683
Telegram ranks this channel #69 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 19 August 2026
This channel appears in 4 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“بخند و بخندان” (@bekhand_v_bekhandan), 671 subscribers as measured 11 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/bekhand_v_bekhandan.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.