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завтра я умру🤍

@attoko

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

52subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001699922798
TypeChannel
Username@attoko
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded10 August 2026
Last confirmed live10 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/attoko

Growth

528 August 2026 — 52 subscribers10 August 2026 — 52 subscribers8 August 202610 August 2026
2 measurements spanning 2 days. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 51–53 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
10 Aug 2026, 10:0252no change
8 Aug 2026, 03:1852first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 27 March 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
60.6%
avg views ÷ 52 subscribers
Avg views / post
31.5
2 posts measured
Reaction rate
12.7%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
2
of 20 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 8 August 2026
Posts held20 (27 March 20268 August 2026)
Views total63
Reactions total8
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken10 Aug 2026, 10:02 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
99
Videos
9
Links
10

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 10 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
5s
Average length
5s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

195 reactions across 20 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 84.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
16584.6%
😱94.62%
😭63.08%
🥰63.08%
👀31.54%
🙏31.54%
🌭10.513%
👍10.513%
🤩10.513%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 195reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 27 March 2026 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
48
across the posts below
Posts paid on
9
of 20 we hold a reading for · 45%
Most on one post
10
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @attoko. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 20 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 27 March 2026 to 8 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

8 Aug 2026, 22:55 UTC30 views6 reactions1 Starread 10 August 2026
Photo

🙌 так получилось https://t.me/archit_blok

🥰6

7 Aug 2026, 09:11 UTC33 views2 reactions1 Starread 10 August 2026
Photo

Мужик освободился из зоны, жена его спрашивает, мол, как там, расскажи? А он: хрен ли рассказывать, давай покажу? Она - давай. Ну он ее закрывает в ванной - ставит парашу, прорезает в тормозах кормушку, свет по жизни горит, ну и там прогулка полчаса в наручниках на балконе, утренняя пайка, вечерняя... Соседки смотрят - месяц бабы не видно, второй, ну и в мусарню стуканули.... Приходит участковый. Ты, мол Пупкин? Ну,

2

11 Jul 2026, 18:01 UTC104 views10 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

Попали в Ад американец, индус и русский. Встретил их Черт и говорит: - Всем, кто сюда попадает, даю шанс перейти в Рай. Кто выдержит три удара кнутом не закричав - отпускаю! Можете защищаться чем хотите. Первым вышел американец. - Чем хочешь защищаться? Американец взял здоровый гранитный камень. Черт размахнулся в первый раз и... камень вдребезги. Второй раз - и американец заорал как бешенный... - Следующий, - говори

8🤩1🙏1

5 Jul 2026, 16:10 UTC123 views19 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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вас 50. сейчас начнётся расстрел лишних Маленький мальчик Изя заглянул в комнату, где мать принимала любовника, пока отец на работе. Изя спрятался в шкаф, и оттуда подглядывал. Внезапно входит муж. Жена прячет любовника в шкаф, не зная, что ее сын там. Изя: — Темно здесь. — Да. — У меня есть футбольный мяч. — Это хорошо. — Вы не хотите его купить? — Нет, спасибо. — Мой отец снаружи. — Сколько? — 250 долларов. Спустя

11😭5👀3

21 Jun 2026, 21:06 UTC≈1,540 views10 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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туристка Умирает старый еврей. Вокруг кровати стоит вся семья: дети, жена, брат. Дети плачут, взрослые сдержанно пускают слезу. Тут он спрашивает: -Фима, дорогая моя, скажи мне, здесь все собрались? -Все, мой Абрамчик, все -И дети здесь? -Да, Абрам, и Хаим тут, и Розочка, вот она стоит -И брат мой, Изя, тоже здесь? -Таки здесь я - отвечает Изя -Тогда таки почему на кухне свет горит?

10

20 Jun 2026, 22:21 UTC117 views10 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

Поспоpили Каpтеp с Бpежневым, в какой стpане чаще шпехаются - в СССР или в США. Сооpудили пpибоp, котоpый фиксиpует каждый акт, pазместили его на самолете. Летят над Штатами. Пpибоp "пи-пи-пи" - каждую секунду. Полетели над Союзом - "пи... пи..." - pаз в минуту... Бpежнев сидит гpустный - валютой платить пpидется. Вдpуг пpибоp как сумасшедший: "пииииииииииииииии"... Hепpеpывно. Бpежнев смотpит в иллюминатоp - над Аpт

10

19 Jun 2026, 16:44 UTC120 views8 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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Пожар в Техасе, в школе. Один пожарник кричит другому: — Я буду кидать тебе детей, а ты их лови! — Ок! — Эй! Ты почему негров не ловишь? — Блин… а я то думаю, нафига ты мне горелых кидаешь?!

8

18 Jun 2026, 17:10 UTC80 views13 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Forwarded from @samdeb1iLPhoto

6 7 #сыр@samdeb1iL #Rateru@samdeb1iL

13

11 Jun 2026, 20:09 UTC132 views9 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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Приходит еврейский мальчик из школы домой. - Мама, у нас сегодня в школе записывали национальность. Я сказал, что я русский. - Ах, русский! Ну будешь есть как русский, - картошку без масла и хлеб. - Папа, у нас сегодня в школе записывали национальность. Я сказал, что я русский. - Ах, русский! Ну будешь как русский, - деньги у меня и не проси, не дам. - Дедушка, у нас сегодня в школе записывали национальность. Я сказа

8😭1

18 May 2026, 22:33 UTC217 views12 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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В психбольнице случился потоп. Поэтому было решено пациентов перевести в другой город на самолёте. Но только доктора предупредили пилотов, что если будут бунтовать пациенты, то дайте им лимонад… Летят. Пациенты бунтуют. Дали им лимонада, успокоились. Летят. Пациенты бунтуют. Дали им лимонада успокоились. Летят. Летят. Пилоты забеспокоились. Пациенты не бунтуют. Смотрят а больных нет в самолёте. Лишь один пациент оста

11👍1

15 May 2026, 12:24 UTC205 views9 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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сердцеедка (стесняется) Мужик едет на встречу, опаздывает, нервничает, не может найти место припарковаться. Поднимает лицо к небу и говорит: — Господи, помоги мне найти место для парковки. Я тогда брошу пить и буду каждое воскресенье ходить в церковь! Вдруг чудесным образом появляется свободное местечко. Мужик снова обращается к небу: — А, всё, не надо. Нашёл! бить тебя надо

9

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @attoko. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 435,607 of 1,340,412entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“завтра я умру🤍” (@attoko), 52 subscribers as measured 10 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/attoko.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.