اینا رو داشته باشین تا دفعهی بعد که اُورشر و پرحرفیم بگیره🫶
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Channel
@ashimashie
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
967subscribers
+1 since we began measuring on 10 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001343322704 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @ashimashie |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 11 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/ashimashie |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Aug 2026, 10:06 | 967 | +1 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 19:45 | 966 | first reading |
18 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 10 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 18 (5 August 2026 – 10 August 2026) |
| Views total | 5,751 |
| Reactions total | — |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 10 Aug 2026, 19:45 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
اینا رو داشته باشین تا دفعهی بعد که اُورشر و پرحرفیم بگیره🫶
Signed ash
دیگه بوروکراسیشونم که داره کونم میذاره، بخوام به فارسی ساده بگم. هزاران هزار فُرم پر میکنم، یک عالمه پول از جیبم میره و خسته و کوفته آماده میشم فرداش باز برم به زبانی که توش بلدم تا صد بشمرم فُرم مالیاتی پر کنم. 🤪
Signed ash
دیگه خلاصه این بود از شوک فرهنگی غذایی بنده.
Signed ash
ولی خب واقعا بخش مهمی از غذا قیافه و بوشه که متاسفانه اینها توان اجراییشون در این زمینه کمه.
Signed ash
آره خلاصه اونجا بنده به سوسیس آلمانی ایمان آوردم بعد یه روز داشتیم همینجوری خرید هفتگی میکردیم که این پسره اینو دید و گفت من از اینا خیلی دوست دارم. بعد باز یک نفس عمیق کشیدم و گفتم بیا از روی ظاهر قضاوتش نکنیم و گفتم بگیر امتحانش کنم. بچهها وای. انقدر خوشمزه است که پشمام ریخته، یعنی جدی باورم نمیشه گوشتی که کباب نیست و توی آب ولرم آماده میشه و پروسس شده است توانایی داره همچین مزهای بده ولی همچین مزهای میداد.
Signed ash
اَماااا. بنده هفتهی دوم که اینجا بودم گفتم بابا یک دلیلی داره حتما انقدر سوسیساشون معروفه، بیا و یک شانسی بده شاید بعد از عمری از یک سوسیس خوشت اومد. جای شما خالی یه جا هاتداگ گرفتیم و حقیقتا جشنوارهای از طعم و مزه بود در دهان بنده. اصلا کلمات در توصیفش عاجزند، باید بگم اون بلاگر ایرانیه که سه تا قصیده میگه واسه اصغر سگپزی بیاد توصیفش کنه.
Signed ash
قیافهاش رو آدمی میبینه اشتهاش سه روز کور میشه.
Signed ash
یادمه خیلی سال پیش یه توییت دیده بودم یکی داشت مسخره میکرد که یکی از معروفترین سوسیسهاشون Münchner Weißwurst یعنی سوسیس سفید مونیخیه. بعد اینو چجوری آماده میکنن؟ آبو میذارن گرم شه قبل ازینکه جوش بیاد از روی حرارت برش میدارن و سوسیسها رو میندازن ده دیقه توی آب ولرم بمونه بعد درش میارن و با خردل شیرین میخورنش :))))
Signed ash
یه چیز دیگهای که راجع به غذا در آلمان هست اینه که اینها به سوسیسهاشون معروفن و یک چیزی که راجع به بنده هست اینه که من اصلا سوسیس دوست نداشتم ✨
Signed ash
یکی از شوکهای فرهنگیای که هنوز داره شوک فرهنگی میکنه هم اینه که خیارشوراشون شیرینه. هم نمک میریزن توش هم شکر. خزعبل حقیقتا.
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دیگه جونم براتون بگه که، یه سفر رفتیم مونیخ؛ خیلی شهر خوشگلیه جدی، یکی دو بار دیگه برم ممکنه یهو جای پراگ رو توی قلبم بگیره. هیچوقت فکر نمیکردم جایی نزدیک پراگ بشه واسم ولی به این شهر ۱۰/۱۰ میدم.
Signed ash
Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @ashimashie. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 659,062 of 1,478,351entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
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Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“◇|◆nephilim◆|◇” (@ashimashie), 967 subscribers as measured 11 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ashimashie.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.