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асебия

@asebeia_fm

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2,102subscribers

+10 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001521868488
TypeChannel
Username@asebeia_fm
Created29 July 2021measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live12 August 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 12 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/asebeia_fm

Growth

2,0922,1022,0976 August 2026 — 2,092 subscribers6 August 2026 — 2,092 subscribers9 August 2026 — 2,099 subscribers12 August 2026 — 2,102 subscribers6 August 202612 August 2026
4 measurements spanning 6 days, net +10. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 2,091–2,104 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
12 Aug 2026, 13:332,102+3
9 Aug 2026, 16:042,099+7
6 Aug 2026, 06:182,092no change
6 Aug 2026, 03:212,092first reading

Engagement

16 posts held, back to 12 May 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
70.3%
avg views ÷ 2,102 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,480
3 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.39%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
3
of 16 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 3 August 2026
Posts held16 (12 May 20263 August 2026)
Views total4,430
Reactions total150
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken7 Aug 2026, 16:59 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
14s
Average length
14s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

549 reactions across 16 posts, in 27 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 42.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
23542.8%
🍾10519.1%
🔥6211.3%
🤮244.37%
👍203.64%
🎉142.55%
💅112.00%
🙏112.00%
🤡91.64%
🫡81.46%
🌭61.09%
🤷‍♂61.09%
🥱61.09%
🦄50.911%
👏40.729%
😘40.729%
🍓30.546%
🍌20.364%
👎20.364%
👾20.364%
7 further kinds101.82%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 549reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 12 May 2026 to 3 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

3 Aug 2026, 15:20 UTC≈1,490 views28 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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«Этому миру не нужен ещё один роман!» — так начинается книга, которую мы только что издали. Григорий Комлев, «сад[ॐ]». Её уже можно купить в Тбилиси — в книжном магазине Odradek Bookstore на улице Братьев Зубалашвили. Магазин назван в честь кафкианского существа неопределённой природы, похожего на плоскую звездообразную катушку для ниток. Одрадек у Кафки бессмысленно хохочет на лестнице и не умирает, потому что умира

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30 Jul 2026, 20:41 UTC≈1,640 views54 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Позавчера в Барселоне умер Рауль Ванейгем. «Тихо и естественно», как сообщили его друзья. Ему было 92 года. Много ли осталось в живых людей, олицетворяющих тот XX век, по которому я тоскую? Ванейгем родился в Лессине (провинция Эно) — крохотном валлонском городке, знаменитом добычей порфира, одного из самых твердых камней на Земле. Из этого порфира делали тротуарную брусчатку тысячи рабочих, ломая себе пальцы. Но то

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18 Jul 2026, 10:06 UTC≈1,300 views68 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Взял пивка с креветками, коллеги, за вас!

🔥36🍾177💅5🫡3

15 Jul 2026, 17:31 UTC≈1,220 views7 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @svobodnaya_zemlya

https://asebeia.su/radio

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15 Jul 2026, 16:59 UTC≈1,610 views23 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Друзья! Город Курехин немного подменил время на экваторе Зыбкого метарусского лета, поэтому радиопередача «Ваш любимый медоед в гостях у русских* девочек» выйдет в эфир в 20.30 по метамосковскому времени☠️🖤☠️ Приготовьте ваши радиоприемники, уннучехе!

🎉14🤷‍♂63

15 Jul 2026, 10:05 UTC≈1,900 views23 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Друзья! Промывшись и продрав как следует горло под свальными петербургскими проливными дождями и грозами, радио «Асебия» анонсирует долгожданную праздничную передачу «Ваш любимый медоед* в гостях у русских* девочек», — ☠️🖤☠️, — в эфире которой «Асебия» скрепит сигнально-волновой кровью возвращение своей блудной дочери Варвары Недеогло под родное радиокрыло. Тема спецвыпуска — «Подменыши в нашей жизни». Мерцающий реда

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14 Jul 2026, 13:57 UTC≈1,130 views25 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Неожиданный, но долгожданный эфир! В 17:15 в гостях у Дениса в «Дорогом БРАТЕ» будет великий метарусский философ и нейродискжокей Михаил Куртов с его проектом ВИА Сухраварди. Будем петь и танцевать! Присоединяйтесь, коллеги! https://asebeia.su/radio

10🍾8🔥4🥰2🦄1

16 Jun 2026, 16:55 UTC≈1,770 views41 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Напоминаем, что сегодня День Метароссии! В качестве подарка выкладываем ссылку на свежеоцифрованный и ранее не публиковавшийся радиоэфир Сергея Курёхина на «Радио 101» (аудиофайл в комментариях). День Метароссии отмечается каждое 16 июня, в день рождения музыканта Сергея Курёхина. Его можно назвать главным специалистом по «мета-», изобретателем метасимуляторов простора. Метароссия также является метасимулятором прос

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13 Jun 2026, 17:24 UTC≈1,810 views35 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Вчерашний вечер был омрачен вестью о задержании в ереванском аэропорту Тифарета – ангела-хранителя свободного рунета и по совместительству великого математика Миши Вербицкого. К счастью, похоже, что это обычная процедура и армянские власти не будут его экстрадировать в Россию. Держим кулаки за коллегу и предлагаем перечитать интервью, которое у Вербицкого три года назад взял наш дорогой БРАТ Денис. https://holod.med

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7 Jun 2026, 18:01 UTC≈2,640 views26 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Текст как сон. От Фрейда через «Футураму» к группе Scooter. Истребление неандертальцев как первородныq грех человечества. Голоса богов в правом полушарии. Жуйманур, сон сидя на подушках и несостоявшийся грибной сай-фай. Выложили вчерашний дримпанк-эфир с Андреем Гелиановым, Львом Кауфельдтом и Виктором Зацепиным, на котором была сформулирована универсальная программа для нынешних печальных времён: проснуться, протре

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6 Jun 2026, 09:03 UTC≈1,210 views18 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Дримпанки обороноспособны! Выходим в эфир! Подключайтесь! https://asebeia.su/radio

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5 Jun 2026, 17:27 UTC≈2,660 views35 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Культуролог Артём Рондарев однажды блестяще сформулировал определение панка: «Панк — это то, что несмешно и нравится хуйпойми кому». С этим вряд ли бы поспорил даже Джонни Роттен, рекламирующий сливочное масло Country Life. Но если с панком всё более-менее понятно, то что тогда такое «дримпанк»? Именно об этом завтра будут рассказывать гости передачи «Дорогой БРАТ», которая волшебным образом снова превратится в куль

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Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @asebeia_fm. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 133,970 of 1,345,403entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“асебия” (@asebeia_fm), 2,102 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/asebeia_fm.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.