Engagement
19 posts held, back to 30 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 53.5%
- avg views ÷ 215 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 115
- 19 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- —
- this channel exposes no reaction counts
- Posts in window
- 19
- of 19 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 590
- Videos
- 21
- Links
- 103
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
- Video runtime
- 1m 45s
- Average length
- 53s
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
7 Aug 2026, 23:38 UTC27 viewsread 8 August 2026 Photo
The People Upstairs
~Roz Chast
(با اثر ماتیس هم که آشنایید.)
•••
"The People Upstairs."
~Ogden Nash
The people upstairs all practise ballet
Their living room is a bowling alley
Their bedroom is full of conducted tours.
Their radio is louder than yours,
They celebrate week-ends all the week.
When they take a shower, your ceilings leak.
They try to get their parties to mix
By supplying their guests with Pogo sticks,
A…
Signed Lucien der Tod
6 Aug 2026, 21:41 UTC48 viewsread 8 August 2026 Video
Meat Love (1989)
Jan Švankmajer
Signed Lucien der Tod
6 Aug 2026, 17:26 UTC51 viewsread 8 August 2026 Forwarded from @thehunterofidiots
The coffee brews black,
And laughter has fled.
Wherever my footsteps may lead,
The cup fills with dread instead.
Signed Lucien der Tod
6 Aug 2026, 17:16 UTC213 viewsread 8 August 2026 نه راستش، بیشتر بیاد چارلن میفتم...
Signed Lucien der Tod
6 Aug 2026, 17:15 UTC217 viewsread 8 August 2026 با این منتقد فیلم در The New Yorker at 100 همذاتپنداری میکنم.
While I watch a movie, I take notes, furiously. The problem isn't taking them; the problem is reading them afterwards; after having written them in the dark.
They say that people who drink three cups of coffe a day, prolong their lives by a decade. I think I'm verging on Immortality with the amount of coffee I drink. Without coffee nothing gets done.
Signed Lucien der Tod
6 Aug 2026, 16:36 UTC75 viewsread 8 August 2026 بقدری نوتبرداریهایم را عقبانداختهام که 272 صفحه از موبیدیک و 205 صفحه از اعترافات روسو روی دستم ماندهاند. نسخههای الکترونیک را فعلا حساب نکردم؛ آنها هم وضعیت خوبی ندارند. چقدر از همهکارهایم عقبم...
Signed Lucien der Tod
3 Aug 2026, 12:57 UTC116 viewsread 8 August 2026 Photo
این دو البته تا حدی مربوط میشوند، چون احتمال میدهم سکانس پایانی فیلم The Seventh Seal، سایههایی که بر روی تپه میرقصند، از سکانس آغازین اتلو الهام گرفتهشدهباشد.
By the way, the only reason I didn't give it a four was because the voices weren't synchronised.
On second thought, it's Welles, I shouldn't care... I'll give it a four after I've rewatched it.
Signed Lucien der Tod
3 Aug 2026, 12:57 UTC110 viewsread 8 August 2026 Photo
مطلقا هیچ ارتباطی هم باهم ندارند!
(تاجایی که من میدانم البته...)
Hamlet (1964)
The Trials of Oscar Wilde (1960)
Signed Lucien der Tod
1 Aug 2026, 23:17 UTC114 viewsread 8 August 2026 Video message
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Signed Lucien der Tod
1 Aug 2026, 01:27 UTC124 viewsread 8 August 2026 Video
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Signed Lucien der Tod
30 Jul 2026, 21:08 UTC139 viewsread 8 August 2026 You guys slept through L'Avventura? And found La Notte boring?
Oh, boy, would have been fun to rewatch Sátántangó (1994) with Welles and Hopper...
Signed Lucien der Tod
30 Jul 2026, 21:01 UTC134 viewsread 8 August 2026 Photo
Photo, posted without a caption
Signed Lucien der Tod
Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @arachnephobic. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 356,466 of 1,336,469entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Catharsis.” (@arachnephobic), 215 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/arachnephobic.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.