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30,798subscribers

-110 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001375918153
TypeChannel
Username@anekdotbli
DescriptionАнонимные истории 🤫 Владелец @sylvestrTG
Created10 March 2022measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live12 August 2026
Measurements held8
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 12 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/anekdotbli

Growth

30,79830,90830,8537 August 2026 — 30,908 subscribers7 August 2026 — 30,908 subscribers7 August 2026 — 30,898 subscribers8 August 2026 — 30,887 subscribers10 August 2026 — 30,861 subscribers10 August 2026 — 30,837 subscribers11 August 2026 — 30,822 subscribers12 August 2026 — 30,798 subscribers7 August 202612 August 2026
8 measurements spanning 5 days, net -110. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 30,782–30,925 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
12 Aug 2026, 16:4830,798-24
11 Aug 2026, 18:5230,822-15
10 Aug 2026, 22:2330,837-24
10 Aug 2026, 00:3130,861-26
8 Aug 2026, 21:4430,887-11
7 Aug 2026, 20:2830,898-10
7 Aug 2026, 09:4530,908no change
7 Aug 2026, 09:3430,908first reading

Engagement

78 posts held, back to 5 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 17 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
0.532%
avg views ÷ 30,798 subscribers
Avg views / post
164
78 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.845%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
78
of 78 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 22 of 78 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 August 2026
Posts held78 (5 August 202612 August 2026)
Views total12,783
Reactions total33
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken12 Aug 2026, 21:30 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
159
Videos
56
Links
550

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 12 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
2m 01s
Average length
24s

Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

33 reactions across 20 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 45.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
1545.5%
🤬618.2%
😁39.09%
🥰26.06%
🏆13.03%
💋13.03%
💔13.03%
💯13.03%
😍13.03%
😨13.03%
😱13.03%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 22 of the 78 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 33reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 78 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 12 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

12 Aug 2026, 20:01 UTC31 viewsread 12 August 2026

Мужик стоит возле мясного прилавка. Просто стоит и рассматривает товар. Тут он замечает ценник с надписью: "Суслятина ГК". Ну, думает: "Ни фига себе?! Все в жизни пробовал: говядину, свинину, осетрину, баранину, салаку, скумбрию горячего копчения, скумбрию холодного копчения. Но вот суслятину горячего копчения никогда не ел?" - Девушка, взвесте мне суслятины горячего копчения килограмма полтора. - СУСЛЯТИНА ГАЛИНА КО

12 Aug 2026, 19:01 UTC45 viewsread 12 August 2026
Photo

🤩 Меллстрой запустил своё казино @Casino - новый проект от Меллстроя и партнеров В честь запуска, все могут получить по 5.000₽ на свой баланс. Можно играть сразу, без вложений, а заработанные деньги моментально вывести любым удобным способом. Главная фишка — игра находится внутри самого Telegram, что делает игру намного удобнее. Ссылка на проект: @Casino

12 Aug 2026, 18:01 UTC66 viewsread 12 August 2026

В детском саду - ЧП: дети стали нецензурно выражаться. Заведующая пошла жаловаться в соседнюю воинскую часть, откуда присылали двух солдат чинить в детском саду электричество. Лейтенант вызвал провинившихся. - Никак нет, товарищ лейтенант, ничего себе такого не позволяли. Рядовой Сидоров паял провода, я держал внизу стремянку. Потом олово стало капать мне на голову. - Ну и ты? - Я и говорю: "Рядовой Сидоров, разве ты

12 Aug 2026, 16:01 UTC82 views1 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Мой дед работал физиком в техникуме. Я тогда учился в группе, где половина - отбитые дауны. Они постоянно унижали деда: посылали нахуй, ржали над ним, выводили на эмоции. Я видел всё это, но молчал. Даже не пытался заступиться, иногда и сам делал вид, что их "приколы" смешные. Дед в итоге ушёл на пенсию, а через пару лет умер, а я жалею обо всем этом до сих пор... https://t.me/anekdotbli

🤬1

12 Aug 2026, 15:35 UTC80 viewsread 12 August 2026

Есть кто на связи? Прямо сейчас скиньте реквизиты мне - отправлю по 13.998₽ каждому 🔽 https://t.me/m/PYnfDy09YWEy

12 Aug 2026, 15:05 UTC79 viewsread 12 August 2026
Photo

КТО ГОТОВ ПОСТАВИТЬ МОИ ДЕНЬГИ?! ВЫДЕЛЯЮ 400К₽ 💰 Мне нужны НЕ ваши деньги, а ВАША ПОМОЩЬ с лимитами -> кто готов, сразу скину 13.998₽ ‼️ От вас требуется лишь поставить их на КФ 7.94 (экспресс скину) и после победы скинуть мне 80% от чистой прибыли ✅ Оставшиеся 22.246 ₽ ВАШИ 🤝 👉 ЗАБИРАЙ ДЕНЬГИ СЕЙЧАС 👈

12 Aug 2026, 14:01 UTC80 viewsread 12 August 2026

Вовочка за день перевёл через дорогу 39 бабушек. Выигрышные номера: 4, 11, 13, 21, 32. https://t.me/anekdotbli ⁣⁣💬 Свершилось, в Telegram добавили лицензионное казино. Пробуйте: @JetTon

12 Aug 2026, 13:05 UTC79 viewsread 12 August 2026
Photo

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12 Aug 2026, 12:02 UTC80 views1 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Цирк. Представление. Выходит конферансье и объявляет: — Дамы и господа! Сейчас перед вами выступит трио эквилибристов! Прошу! Выходят эквилибристы, тут из зала голос: — А эквилибристы — пидарасы! Нацепили колготки как бабы! Эквилибристам стало неудобно, они стушевались ну и плохо выступили и ушли. Опять выходит конферансье и объявляет: — Дамы и господа! Сейчас перед вами выступят клоуны! Встречайте! Только выходят кл

1

12 Aug 2026, 11:05 UTC81 viewsread 12 August 2026
Video

❗️ВСТРЕЧАЙТЕ NUDE AI 7.0 новейшая версия AI-раздеватора Заходи в бота -> загружай любую фотку -> пиши сценарий для видео -> и наслаждайся процессом 👌👈 NUDE AI 7.0 — это не просто обновление. Это новые технологии которых еще не было! Попробуйте сами и сравните с предыдущими версиями 👀 👇 ЗАПУСТИТЬ NUDE AI 7.0👇

12 Aug 2026, 09:02 UTC99 viewsread 12 August 2026

— Ты где был? Почему так поздно пришел? — Я хозяин в доме! Когда хочу, тогда и прихожу! Жена бьет его сковородкой по голове, муж падает без сознания.Тут выбегает свекровь. — Ой, а че тут мой сынок лежит? — Он хозяин!!! Где хочет, там и лежит! https://t.me/anekdotbli ⁣⁣💬 Свершилось, в Telegram добавили лицензионное казино. Пробуйте: @JetTon

12 Aug 2026, 06:02 UTC120 viewsread 12 August 2026

— Батюшка, сколько сможешь выпить? — С закусью или без оной? — С закусью. — В помещении али на воздусях? — На воздусях. — За свой счёт, али за чужой? — За чужой. — С закусью, за чужой и на воздусях — конца не предвижу! https://t.me/anekdotbli

Showing the 12 most recent of 78 posts we hold for @anekdotbli. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts edited after publishing

@anekdotbli edited 7 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
7 August 2026
Most recent edit
11 August 2026

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 1,136,930 of 1,151,006entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“МНЕ СТЫДНО...” (@anekdotbli), 30,798 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/anekdotbli.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.