Channel
@anal_anekdot
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
507subscribers
-4 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001383213116 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @anal_anekdot |
| Created | 2 August 2018 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 27 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 27 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/anal_anekdot |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 27 Aug 2026, 19:53 | 507 | -1 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 19:27 | 508 | -3 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 00:02 | 511 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 23:57 | 511 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 9 December 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
298 reactions across 20 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 53.4% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤣 | 159 | 53.4% | |
| custom 5381915233902140977 | 47 | 15.8% | |
| 🤡 | 27 | 9.06% | |
| 👍 | 23 | 7.72% | |
| ❤ | 21 | 7.05% | |
| 🍾 | 12 | 4.03% | |
| 😢 | 6 | 2.01% | |
| 🗿 | 3 | 1.01% |
Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it isTelegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 298reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 9 December 2025 to 5 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Заблудился мужик в пустыне, ни воды, ни еды не осталось. Вдруг видит, лампа лежит. Потёр мужик лампу, а оттуда джинн вылетел. Джинн ему и говорит: - Ты спас меня, я выполню любое твоё желание Мужик больше всего на свете хотел выбраться из пустыни. Вот он и говорит джинну: - Хочу домой Джинн ему: - Ну пошли Мужик: - Хочу быстро Джинн: - Ну побежали
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Две мухи сидят на дерьме. Одна говорит: - А я тут недавно новый сингл Макана... - Слушай, давай не за столом
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заходит россиянин в интернет, а там закрыто
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Приезжает генерал в глухую часть с инспекцией. Осмотрелся а потом говорит: - Да, дико у вас тут. А как вы без баб тут обходитесь? - А у нас слон есть! - О, ни хуя... Покажите. Привели в ангар. Стоит слон, сзади трап приставлен. Генерал: - Ух бля - а можно мне? - Конечно, товарищ генерал! Ну генерал по трапу вверх, сел на слона и уехал по блядям. Через 3 часа возвращается запыхавшийся, спускается, и говорит - Ну вы бл…
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Решил мужик пасеку с пчёлами прикупить. Долго выбирал, на одном варианте спрашивает у хозяина: — А почему ваши пчёлы стоят в два раза дороже чем у всех? — У нас пчёлы особенные, они людей не жалят! — Не верю! — Давайте на спор! Привяжем вас голого к дереву, если хоть одна ужалит, пасеку отдам даром, а если нет – покупай! — Согласен! Мужика раздели, привязали, оставили на день, пришли под вечер, а мужик ни живой, ни м…
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В бар заходит лошадь. Снимает пальто, шляпу. Вешает на вешалку. Подходит стойке и говорит бармену: — Мне, пожалуйста, 150 водочки, стаканчик томатного сока и фисташки. У бармена круглые глаза, теряется дар речи… Лошадь: — Что-нибудь не так? Бармен: — Н-нет, нет. Все так. П-пожалуйста, присаживайтесь. Лошадь: — Вы не удивляйтесь, я теперь тут рядом работаю и буду часто к вам заходить. Бармен, немного придя в себя, хва…
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Приходит Рабинович в публичный дом и заказывает минет по–еврейски. Хозяйка: — Я сама не знаю, как это делается, но есть у нас одна дама — умеет всё! Подходит хозяйка борделя к самой своей опытной проститутке, спрашивает, мол, делает ли та минет по–еврейски? Девушка отвечает, что да, конечно, она же всё умеет! И, вот, настает момент истины, проститутка допытывает Рабиновича: — Понимаешь, мне стыдно было перед хозяйкой…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @anal_anekdot. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 769,487 of 1,626,711entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
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Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 27 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Архив анекдотов и юморесок” (@anal_anekdot), 507 subscribers as measured 27 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/anal_anekdot.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.