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@alphapleaseupdates
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4,443subscribers
-3 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002023877480 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @alphapleaseupdates |
| Created | Between 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 10 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 10 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/alphapleaseupdates |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Aug 2026, 23:42 | 4,443 | -3 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 12:48 | 4,446 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 12:35 | 4,446 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 1 July 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 5 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 11 December 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
919 reactions across 20 posts, in 18 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 62.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 578 | 62.9% | |
| 🔥 | 131 | 14.3% | |
| 👍 | 97 | 10.6% | |
| 😁 | 33 | 3.59% | |
| 👌 | 16 | 1.74% | |
| 🙏 | 15 | 1.63% | |
| 🤡 | 13 | 1.41% | |
| ✍ | 9 | 0.979% | |
| 🫡 | 6 | 0.653% | |
| 🥰 | 5 | 0.544% | |
| 👀 | 3 | 0.326% | |
| 💩 | 3 | 0.326% | |
| 💯 | 3 | 0.326% | |
| 🏆 | 2 | 0.218% | |
| 👎 | 2 | 0.218% | |
| ☃ | 1 | 0.109% | |
| 🐳 | 1 | 0.109% | |
| 🕊 | 1 | 0.109% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 919reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 1 July 2025 to 11 December 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Market update I go back and forth on how crypto plays out in 2026. We are in a fascinating standoff. On one side, 4 year cycle maxis argue the top is in. They point to broken market structure and heavy whale selling, a consistent cycle top indicator. They also note that mid-term election years (2014, 2018, 2022) have historically been brutal for crypto, often marking the deepest part of the bear. "Trade the market…
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Gm gm, will do a longer update this week. Clearly the bearish scenario played out, and we are more than likely in bear market rally territory. I've seen that HyENA finally launched. Think it's a no brainer to give it a try (long list of reasons): • Because your collateral is USDe, you can earn the underlying USDe yield on top of your trading profits (capital efficiency bro) • Boosted 12%+ APY on your USDe for the f…
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The Bitcoin bulls vs bears battle goes on... Almost everyone is desperate for some sort of resolution one way or another... From a technical perspective the bulls are hanging on, and continuing to defend $100k, and HTF trend does still remain intact, although it is clearly a weakening trend (RSI). This remains notable due to how much selling has occurred over a long period of time. It's still quite impressive that…
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Well, things have changed rather rapidly. I truly hope everyone is ok. I see the merits of both arguments right now. Bear case for me is that charts on everything apart from Bitcoin (which is also hanging on for dear life), and a few of the top majors, look destroyed. We may have contagion and bodies that need to float to the surface, and that simply takes time. We were struggling to find buyers for alt coins, an…
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Alpha Friday Market Update It’s been a while since my last update. On the HTF the setup hasn’t really changed for me. The macro setup remains supportive and recent price action suggests momentum in crypto is picking up again with BTC breaking its past ATH. Gold and US equities continue to be well oriented which is another positive sign. I think there is a very low probability that BTC doesn’t catch up to Gold’s per…
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At the very least, I think the S-tier HyperEVM airdrops will be huge. Saying this as someone who received a large JTO airdrop, and the set up seems similar (still a lot of people fading). I wrote up my airdrop tier list & why I'm bullish HyperEVM: https://www.alphaplease.com/p/my-hyperliquid-airdrop-tier-list
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The best mobile app for trading Hyperliquid perps is Mass. They are one of the top earning apps from builder codes so far. You will liquidity mine MASS + earn the HYPE airdrop (if/when that happens, I think when personally), so it’s a good option if you are trading on Hyperliquid anyway, or want an option for trading on mobile. My lore is that I actually worked on this product in 2023, and now many of the ideas fr…
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Random thoughts on the market: Bitcoin has been weak recently. It’s in a downtrend on the daily, though still intact on higher timeframes. It's possible the low could be in already, but gut feeling says it probably isn't (although obviously I don't know, and it's impossible to predict lows). The 200D MA sits around $101k, a level where I’d expect many bulls to step in. Max pain could mean wicking below that. The la…
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Longer form piece looking at the arguments for a Four-Year Cycle Top vs Extended Cycle to 2026. "The four-year cycle pattern is the strongest argument for a 2025 top - it's worked three times and simplicity often wins. But institutional market structure changes, Fed transition dynamics, and missing euphoria signals suggest this cycle could extend into 2026." https://x.com/alpha_pls/status/1958153018194452713
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Alpha Wednesday Market Update Animal spirits are definitely back. CPI was one of the main sources of uncertainty in recent weeks. Now that it’s out of the way (and with no negative surprises), the path ahead looks much clearer. The total crypto market cap is now in price discovery mode. As I said last week, we have plenty of catalysts ahead that point to bullish times ahead (check the latest TG post). We are movi…
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TOTAL crypto market cap is now in price discovery. We have an estimated ~27B across treasury companies ready to buy ETH. The US regulatory bodies and government are completely behind and pushing crypto and onchain adoption. We are moving into the mania phase of the cycle driven by institutional fomo. Don't be afraid to dream a little bigger.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @alphapleaseupdates. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 1,058,437 of 1,160,990entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
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Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“alpha please” (@alphapleaseupdates), 4,443 subscribers as measured 10 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/alphapleaseupdates.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.