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Комментарий алкоголика

@alkokomment

On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry

2,311subscribers

-3 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001506820042
TypeChannel
Username@alkokomment
Created12 February 2022measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live13 August 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 13 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/alkokomment

Growth

2,3112,3142,312.56 August 2026 — 2,314 subscribers6 August 2026 — 2,314 subscribers7 August 2026 — 2,312 subscribers10 August 2026 — 2,313 subscribers13 August 2026 — 2,311 subscribers6 August 202613 August 2026
5 measurements spanning 7 days, net -3. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 2,311–2,314 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
13 Aug 2026, 05:092,311-2
10 Aug 2026, 00:532,313+1
7 Aug 2026, 05:542,312-2
6 Aug 2026, 11:182,314no change
6 Aug 2026, 09:552,314first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 1 May 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

557 reactions across 20 posts, in 16 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 25.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
💯14325.7%
🤬9416.9%
😁9016.2%
🤣7613.6%
🙏498.80%
🔥305.39%
👍213.77%
132.33%
🤔122.15%
🤮81.44%
🤡71.26%
🤷‍♂50.898%
🕊40.718%
👎20.359%
👏20.359%
💩10.18%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 557reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 1 May 2026 to 5 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

5 Jul 2026, 20:50 UTC646 views12 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Неправ в том, что не на бобра, а на дохлую четырёхглазую свинью похож. https://t.me/mgnzecon/5553

😁11👏1

5 Jul 2026, 14:42 UTC673 views18 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Хохлы за это ответят! https://t.me/vserusskienovosti/10270

💯12🤷‍♂5🤡1

5 Jul 2026, 12:42 UTC668 views29 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

🤣21🤮8

1 Jul 2026, 21:12 UTC≈1,010 views37 reactionsread 7 August 2026

О каком верховенстве закона можно говорить, если совершенно однозначные нормы приходится разъяснять и регулировать правоприменительную практику по ним, спустя полгода после очевидного факапа судов (не одного, а по всей стране!!!), и только после общественного резонанса в деле, где две миллионерши (способные оплатить лучших решал адвокатов) сошлись? https://t.me/mgnzecon/5519

💯324🤬1

30 Jun 2026, 14:24 UTC970 views24 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Вспомнил разговор с отцом. Когда мы обсуждали разные анало-говнеты, он говорил, что всё это уже существовало в период его службы в армии. То есть, то, что показывали по телеку в нулевых (на момент разговора), являлось вполне себе рабочим прототипом или ставилось на вооружение в 80-е. https://t.me/historiographe/27828

💯24

30 Jun 2026, 14:10 UTC862 views31 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Забавно получается. Если суд признает, что осуждение геноцида русских таджиками это возбуждение ненависти именно к таджикам, значит, у преступности национальность всё же есть. https://t.me/vserusskienovosti/10169

💯30🤬1

26 Jun 2026, 23:23 UTC≈1,080 views27 reactionsread 7 August 2026

А вот и бенефициары подъехали. https://t.me/vserusskienovosti/10149

🤬24💯21

19 May 2026, 22:01 UTC≈1,610 views17 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Sticker

Sticker, posted without a caption

🤣17

19 May 2026, 22:00 UTC≈1,510 views44 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Ордынцы покидают канал... рыдаю

😁32🤣12

19 May 2026, 19:35 UTC≈1,510 views41 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Пока сиськи мяли, уже и звание Орды застолбили... Нехер было имя-отчество жомарта толкаева коверкать, придётся теперь наследовать СССР или Российской империи, на худой конец. Идеально, конечно, - РСФСР: если, например, таджики с узбеками унаследуют СССР, то придётся к ним в состав проситься и кормить на совершенно законной основе. https://t.me/bIoodsiker/46598

😁25🤣11🤡4🔥1

18 May 2026, 15:58 UTC≈1,020 views31 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Доступно 33 страны, что в ТРИ раза меньше, чем во время железного занавеса во времена СССР. При этом, десять (почти треть) из этих доступных стран - бывшие союзные республики 😆 (из 15-ти существовавших, помимо, собственно, РСФСР). https://t.me/ru_FTP/61016

😁22🤬8💯1

10 May 2026, 17:51 UTC≈1,250 views12 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Для агдамова и прочего биомусора было бы предпочтительнее, если б немцы в галифе и кителях от хуго босс прошлись по Красной площади. https://t.me/insect_life/26136

🤣10💯1🔥1

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @alkokomment. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 1,029,100 of 1,169,250entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Комментарий алкоголика” (@alkokomment), 2,311 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/alkokomment.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.