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ишачий послед

@albanian_doctor

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry

163subscribers

+4 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001513197489
TypeChannel
Username@albanian_doctor
Created17 October 2021 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live19 September 2026
Measurements held6
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 19 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/albanian_doctor

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 25 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 46% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

158163160.57 August 2026 — 159 subscribers8 August 2026 — 159 subscribers20 August 2026 — 158 subscribers4 September 2026 — 161 subscribers11 September 2026 — 162 subscribers19 September 2026 — 163 subscribers7 August 202619 September 2026
6 measurements spanning 43 days, net +4. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 157–164 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
19 Sept 2026, 16:16163+1
11 Sept 2026, 21:17162+1
4 Sept 2026, 05:55161+3
20 Aug 2026, 23:01158-1
8 Aug 2026, 17:31159no change
7 Aug 2026, 19:46159first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 22 February 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1m 42s
Average length
26s

Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

125 reactions across 18 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 40.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁5040.0%
🫡2620.8%
💯1814.4%
🙏97.20%
🤝75.60%
❤54.00%
🤩43.20%
🤣32.40%
👏10.8%
😢10.8%
😨10.8%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 125 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 22 February 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 18:36 UTC72 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

андреасян напоминает умственно отсталого гопника, нашедшего пакет с поюзанными пластмассовыми вагинами. резвится на всю котлету

🤣3

31 Jul 2026, 16:00 UTC159 views11 reactionsread 8 August 2026

в результате успешных тактических действий была возобновлена работа обуратинивателепровода

🫡7🤝3❤1

20 Jun 2026, 14:34 UTC308 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026

где-то за городом очень недорого школьница родила в ведро

❤3

19 Jun 2026, 18:00 UTC295 views8 reactionsread 8 August 2026

работа по распределению после гос. вуза: - волонтер в собачьей ебальне на период отсутствия собак

😁8

19 Jun 2026, 17:50 UTC256 views11 reactionsread 8 August 2026

клюв отработал по объекту пивного комплекса. противопивная оборона подавлена. густой столб потнички поднимается на месте предполагаемого розлива обуратинивателя

🫡11

19 Jun 2026, 17:44 UTC217 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026

пивные движенья я продолжаю

🫡6

11 Jun 2026, 22:55 UTC252 views4 reactionsread 8 August 2026

собеседовал кандидата на околоруководящую позицию: - за какими архитектурными бюро следите? какая архитектура близка? - у собаки кишечник состоит из толстой кишки, сигмовидной, поперечно-ободочной. а дырка чумовая с точки зрения вотерфольной логики. обосную ваши целеполагания. я чуть с ума не сошел. впервые за 15 лет, что я собеседую людей, начал смеяться во время собеса. хорошо, что собеседнику было похуй, так как …

🤩4

30 Mar 2026, 21:31 UTC325 viewsread 8 August 2026

неудачно состарился пост. то ли еще будет

18 Mar 2026, 03:40 UTC401 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026

победителем будет объявлен тот, у кого хуй в говне

🫡1

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @albanian_doctor. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Первый исторический
@historical_first · 32,382
Telegram ranks this channel #48 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 5 September 2026

This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“ишачий послед” (@albanian_doctor), 163 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/albanian_doctor.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.