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𝑨𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑳𝒂𝒊𝒓

@alastors_lair

On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

54subscribers

-1 since we began measuring on 10 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002210513872
TypeChannel
Username@alastors_lair
CreatedBetween 1 June 2024 and 30 September 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded11 August 2026
Last confirmed live11 September 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 11 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/alastors_lair

Growth

545554.510 August 2026 — 55 subscribers11 August 2026 — 55 subscribers11 September 2026 — 54 subscribers10 August 202611 September 2026
3 measurements spanning 32 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 54–55 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
11 Sept 2026, 15:0054-1
11 Aug 2026, 00:0055no change
10 Aug 2026, 23:4655first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 25 September 2025the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 4 January 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

230 reactions across 19 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 59.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
13759.6%
🔥2912.6%
🥰177.39%
💋156.52%
🍓114.78%
❤‍🔥62.61%
💘41.74%
💯41.74%
🍾20.87%
🍌10.435%
👍10.435%
👏10.435%
🕊10.435%
🙏10.435%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 230 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 25 September 2025 to 4 January 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
1
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 19 we hold a reading for · 5%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @alastors_lair. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 20 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 25 September 2025 to 4 January 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

4 Jan 2026, 12:35 UTC200 views15 reactionsread 11 August 2026

▶︎ 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝒀::....၊၊||၊၊..:𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗶𝗿.....:၊၊||၊:..::.. ➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿ 🎤〚🔥〛::💫етвёртый полнометражный фильм из одноимённой франшизы Дэмиена Леоне? Как бы не так, дорогие слушатели! 🌟..🔵 Перед нами — самый что ни на есть будничный ивент под чутким руководством всеми обожаемой (и внушающей суеверный трепет) Вельветт!🌟..🔵 ➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿ 🎤〚🔥〛:: 💫ризнаюсь, более абсурдного способа избавиться от нежелательных свидетелей дебоша я ещё

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4 Jan 2026, 10:51 UTC87 views4 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Forwarded from @woa_netPhoto

❌🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠 : ➖ ➿➿ . . #event 🔠одельное агентство silwer swan , празднует свое десятилетие. по этому случаю на элитный вечер, проходящий в особняке вельветт, приглашены сливки связей бренда. без вечеринки обойтись не может, но вдруг рождественское чудо в этом году окажется проклятьем и... погодите, что там делает валентино? …следите за каналами персонажей: : : ➿ ➿ [🐶 FOLDER ]

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29 Nov 2025, 11:30 UTC134 views11 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Forwarded from @university_woa

я очень жалкий. я кобель. я слушаюсь Аластора.

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31 Oct 2025, 12:19 UTC159 views7 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Forwarded from @vincent_woaPhoto

🔤🔤e is unbearable. 🔤 ❌🌟 :: . . @Alastor

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31 Oct 2025, 12:18 UTC214 views6 reactionsread 11 August 2026

➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿🌟🔵 〚🤨〛:: Well now… what a lovely coincidence! I was just plannin’ to have myself a lil’ snack! 🌟..🔵 Ну-с... подождём, пока эта славная компания почтенных идиотов чинно последует за своим распорядителем и освободит помещение..🔵 〚🤨〛:: What about me… 🌟 Проверю, как долго этот мученик без Оскара выдержит своё блистательное амплуа. ......щекоткой. perhaps. 🌟➿➿➿➿➖🌟🔵

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31 Oct 2025, 12:08 UTC193 views14 reactionsread 11 August 2026
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▶︎ 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝒀::....၊၊||၊၊..:𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗶𝗿.....:၊၊||၊:..::.. ➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿ 🎤〚🔥〛:: ✨е Музей ужасов капитана Сполдинга, конечно, но имеет место... Декорации до смеха примитивные и по-детски очаровательные: а вот моя почтенная бабуля на Хеллоуин украшала свою обитель коллекцией крысиных королей! This is what I call art!🌟..🔵 🥰нтересно, профессор Люцифер сам дотянулся до верхних гирлянд — или помощью небесной воспользовался? 🌟..🔵 ➿➿➿

9💋3💘2

31 Oct 2025, 09:36 UTCviews —

Channel name was changed to «event:: 𝑨𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑳𝒂𝒊𝒓»

31 Oct 2025, 09:35 UTC75 views2 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Forwarded from @woa_netPhoto

❌🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠 : ➖ ➿➿ . . #event 🔠снователи одной из местных сект бьют тревогу: пропала священная книга с ритуалами призыва разной стопроцентно существующий нежити! что может случиться, попади она не в те руки? . . to other news на территории школы и университета уже как с пол месяца царит атмосфера праздника, неизбежно забираясь в голову каждого учащегося. за день до хеллоуина студенческий театр играл сцену из франкенш

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30 Oct 2025, 20:30 UTC209 views24 reactionsread 11 August 2026
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▶︎ 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝒀::....၊၊||၊၊..:𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗶𝗿.....:၊၊||၊:..::.. ⚡️𝑰 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒎! 𝑰 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒎𝒚 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔! ➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿ 🎤〚🔥〛:: ✨ремьера университетского оммажа «Франкенштейну» прошла с электрическим разрядом — я бы даже сказал, с громом. Даже Джеймс Уэйл и Мэри Шелли дружно закружились в гробах! Но лукавить не стану: скучать, отнюдь, не приходилось 🌟..🔵 ➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿ 🎤〚🔥〛:: ✨ешение поставить Валентино на роль монстра было почти про

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23 Oct 2025, 17:02 UTC146 views21 reactionsread 11 August 2026
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➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿🌟🔵 〚🤨〛:: 🔤 lice in Wonderland Lars von Trier edition 🌟…🔵 🔤onestly, я был крайне удивлён, когда на своем излюбленном Клондайке вместо привычного набора из заражённых чумой шприцов и гирлянды из бездомных джентльменов, подвешенных за наиболее выразительные части тела, обнаружил… раз, два, три школьника? they look kinda familiar… bet i’ve seen them at the university 🌟🔵 〚🤨〛:: 🔤ни, на удивление, трезвы... Даже п

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18 Oct 2025, 15:47 UTC163 views13 reactions1 Starread 11 August 2026
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➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿➿🌟🔵 〚🤨〛:: happy b-day, my pup’s pup!!🌟🔵 🌟➿➿➿➿➖🌟🔵

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18 Oct 2025, 15:33 UTC93 views11 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Forwarded from @vincent_woa

. . . Да, я, Винсент Уоллер, кобель, и я думаю только пенисом. Да, я во всем виноват. Да, я плохой. Да, Аластор во всём прав. Да, Аластор главный в наших отношениях. Я люблю своего парня Я люблю своего парня Я люблю своего парня Я люблю своего парня

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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @alastors_lair. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 4 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“𝑨𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑳𝒂𝒊𝒓” (@alastors_lair), 54 subscribers as measured 11 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/alastors_lair.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.