Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 26 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 96% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
4 measurements spanning 26 days, net -4. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 135–141 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
1 Sept 2026, 17:04
136
-2
19 Aug 2026, 20:21
138
-2
8 Aug 2026, 22:16
140
no change
6 Aug 2026, 15:21
140
first reading
Engagement
6 posts held, back to 3 April 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 6 posts for this entry, the most recent from 21 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Reaction mix
101 reactions across 6 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 66.3% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
custom 5330264202013582146
67
66.3%
custom 5411118576268495330
23
22.8%
custom 5411542429411068221
10
9.90%
custom 5395679341365446575
1
0.99%
Custom emoji. Every row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 6 of the 6 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 101 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 6 most recent posts we hold, published 3 April 2026 to 21 June 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
29
across the posts below
Posts paid on
6
of 6 we hold a reading for · 100%
Most on one post
11
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @alal_land. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 6 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 3 April 2026 to 21 June 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
«Может, мы только для этого и рождены — любить и беспокоиться о людях, кого мы узнали, и продолжать любить и беспокоиться, даже если есть вещи поважнее, которыми нам стоило бы заняться. И если именно из-за этого человеческий род вымрет, разве это не чудесная причина вымирания, просто чудеснейшая из всех, что можно вообразить? Вымереть из-за того, что нам следовало переустраивать распределение мировых ресурсов и сообщ…
В городе, в котором вчера все весело отмечали 365 лет, есть много того, от чего мне хочется выть.
Но пожалуй главные мои враги в этом сезоне — уличные музыканты. Никакой романтики, усилители, плохо настроенные инструменты и еще хуже — голоса. Репертуар, прямо скажем, короткий и не очень оригинальный.
Молчу, конечно, как я на это еще реагирую внутри как «мамочка с коляской», но малышарик обычно стойко во сне терпит …
Как только я впервые увидела этот клип, я ещё не знала, что его снял Ромен Гаврас, но сразу почувствовала что-то знакомое. Какое-то очень узнаваемое ощущение: будто смотришь тревожный сон, который ты уже видела.
У меня есть теория, что некоторые клипы мозг хранит отдельно от всего остального. Можешь неделями о них не думать, а потом случайно увидеть один кадр, и тебя моментально возвращает. Некоторые работы затягива…
Я в своей мамнезии, разрываясь между малышковым сном и рабочими задачками, иногда смотрю на канал и думаю: чего писать? Про работу? Про новый классный клип, который уже месяц почти не выходит из головы? Про то, как человек-джун растет с невероятной скоростью и радостью?
Давайте с работы начнем!
Ребята собрали классный кейс про нашу айдентику. Я считаю, что ему надо было прямо настояться. Лучшее, что может случиться…
После второго сезона «Больницы Питт» не могу перестать думать, как выглядит вовлечённый лидер изнутри.
Роби как будто классический пример: он не просто управляет, он проживает всё вместе с командой. Решения, ошибки, чужие состояния, всё проходит через него.
Понятно, что у него экстремальная среда (слава богу, я не спасаю жизни людей). Но если убрать масштаб, это ощущение довольно узнаваемое.
Когда тебе правда не в…
Вам всем давно не хватало простого человеческого хорошего фильма о космосе. Прекрасного и доброго.
Вот вам план на конец этой сложной недели и долгожданную пятницу
Showing the 6 most recent of 6 posts we hold for @alal_land. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 1 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“alal land” (@alal_land), 136 subscribers as measured 1 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/alal_land.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
